iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you sit in a vintage Lincoln and eat a bagel, would that be a Continental breakfast? #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Binx would like to remind everyone that October is Black Cat Appreciation Month. #blackcat #catdadlife

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve had black pudding before. Quite umami indeed.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Haggis intrigues me. If I ever visit Scotland, I’m definitely going to try it.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Due to inflation and tariffs, dirty deeds will no longer be done dirt cheap.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you take one and don’t pay for it, would it be stolen stollen?

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A thousand years from now, some archaeologist with no knowledge of 21st-century English is going to confuse “dad bod” and “father figure”.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If the police pick up a heart doctor, would that be cardiac arrest? #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wanna know how to instantly get a song stuck in any Millennial’s head? Ask them to spell “bananas”.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Axis of Evil 2026: Trump, Putin, Netanyahu

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Welcome to fall, everyone. (And for everyone in the southern hemisphere, welcome to spring.)

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Driving that train, high on cocaine…

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Google renamed the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario in their map app because Sergey Brin is in the Epstein files. Carry on.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Voting in the US is like driving, you pick D to go forwards and R to go backwards.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They already have failed, a fascist regime seized power while they stood around and did nothing. We need a real opposition party, not a bunch of spineless moderates.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Holy s***! And I thought $9.50 for a beer at Yankee Stadium in 2014 was a lot!

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I perish the thought of how much that probably costs!

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’m an American, but I had A&W when I came to BC to visit my brother and his family. Delicious!

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Casey Jones, you’d better watch your speed…

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Now I want a Mozza Burger, onion rings, and a frosty mug of root beer.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Elon wants to go to Mars. I say we send him there with ten minutes of oxygen.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Serve it on a hubcap, because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

He’s the only vegetable in the country that hasn’t been recalled.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How about a stone? Or a billiard ball? I think that would get the point across much better.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Automatically award the Pulitzer to the first journalist to actually do this.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Did I ever mention how adorable your dog is?

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu: Axis of Evil 2026. Display their severed heads on pikes outside the international court in The Hague.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The kid’s first word is definitely going to be “kitty”.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

And they’re probably the best ravioli you’ll ever eat!

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My friend Joe recently tried the Dolly Parton diet, and it seemed to work. It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean… (Rest in peace, Dolly.) #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I don’t remember this gargoyle coming with the dresser… #blackcat #catdadlife

A black cat sitting on the corner of a dresser.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Twice in a row, we’ve lost the wrong 80-year-old. RIP Dolly Parton and Tim Curry.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Some people are worried about smart TVs being used for surveillance. It’s the vacuum cleaner you have to worry about, it’s been collecting dirt on you for years! #puns #dadjokes

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Into the pockets of defense contractors who profiteer off of the death of civilians.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Quebec French is Frenchier than French French.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The fundamental problem with “Make America Great Again” is that it implies that America was once great.

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

There’s nothing quite like a sweet, juicy, garden grown tomato. 🍅

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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Happy birthday to her! Golden retrievers are absolute sweethearts, I used to have one. He was a very good boy, even as a puppy he never chewed on anything except his toys.

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