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Phillies and other things

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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So if you aren’t podcasting what is your job? (I hope you get the reference)
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Tables! - I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson
ALT: Tables! - I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Junior Caminero will win the derby
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
That drunk lady singing the anthem would have been way more fitting for Philly
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
they just casually shadow dropped NG+ for TIC wtf??
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This has been one of the most predictable outcomes of a baseball game ever
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Schwarber, Harper and Realmuto should be the only three guys allowed to challenge pitches.
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The best FROMpdate of all, that we will be getting a full and complete story!
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This nbc broadcast is so much better than the Netflix broadcast that I might actually call it watchable
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Netflix should be fucking embarrassed about how terrible this looks. These god damn digital ads can get fucked. Like what’s the point? Oh wow let me go buy adobe?
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Ttttthhèy sæid THAT tö meeeeeeee at A ðíńņêř
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Preparing for the game like a fuckin nerd
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Winter Olympics means curling aka the sport where they “grease the floors” @roundhoward.bsky.social
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I am still eagerly awaiting the zombie season of DTH
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
normal, sane people with functional brain stem: it is bad to murder people on the street brain dead conservatives: no it isn’t :)
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Big playoff matchup between the even toe ungulates and the odd toe ungulates
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If anyone would like to say hello on the internet this evening I will allow it
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I am already well aware that State Farm, progressive, and liberty mutual exist. I don’t need a commercial every 30 fucking seconds to remind me.
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
How lucky of you to randomly pick the best episode of the series, you should play the mega lotto jackpot
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
The worst part about playing the nats is having to see that fucking idiot behind home plate
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
H
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
If London’s calling, don’t you dare pick up the phone
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Justin Bour
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I swear this is a Gary Larson cartoon
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I have been traded to the laundry room for some yard work to be done later
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
a lot of angry snowflakes on the internet today,
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Kyle Lohse
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Dąňçẽ Ğâvǐņ Dǎñċē
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Country music is so amusingly terrible
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Ranger Suarez
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Launch the team into the sun
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Similar to how I had no idea that Mat Latos and Mike Leake were two different guys either
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Today I learned that Tommy Kahnle and Tyler Mahle are two different pitchers
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Bohm is absolutely fucking this team right now
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
What a fucking useless team
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I cannot with Bohm or Marsh at this point
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I had a strange dream last night that the A’s traded Jeffrey Springs to the Giants for Jung Hoo Lee and then signed me to be the 5th starter. Tigers were also interested in signing me but only as a reliever.
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
huge news. big fat news.
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Glasnow? More like Ass Now
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
The Hold Steady on TouchTunes is always the right choice
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The most important part of setting a lineup is making sure your best players are getting the most at bats. The second most important is splitting lefties if possible. The rest is fluff. If Trea, Bryce and Kyle are in the top 3-4 spots and there isn’t a run of three lefties, the rest doesn’t matter.
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
b-b-but the game will take too long if there is no working pitch clock
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Minus the bear
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Travis Hafner
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I would love to see the chiefs win a playoff game without them getting a bunch of ridiculous calls from the refs to facilitate it.
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Down by 16 in the 4th quarter, better try for a field goal
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Having an obsessive parasocial relationship with the president because I have no actual friends.
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
One good thing about trump being back in office is the memes. This fuckin goon is so meme-able.
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Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Ravens fans to Josh Allen immediately after being eliminated by him, knowing he’s going against the Chiefs next week
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