Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026That drunk lady singing the anthem would have been way more fitting for Philly 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 17/06/2026they just casually shadow dropped NG+ for TIC wtf?? 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 13/06/2026This has been one of the most predictable outcomes of a baseball game ever 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Schwarber, Harper and Realmuto should be the only three guys allowed to challenge pitches. 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 27/03/2026This nbc broadcast is so much better than the Netflix broadcast that I might actually call it watchable 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Netflix should be fucking embarrassed about how terrible this looks. These god damn digital ads can get fucked. Like what’s the point? Oh wow let me go buy adobe? 020
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Winter Olympics means curling aka the sport where they “grease the floors” @roundhoward.bsky.social 121
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 25/01/2026normal, sane people with functional brain stem: it is bad to murder people on the street brain dead conservatives: no it isn’t :) 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Big playoff matchup between the even toe ungulates and the odd toe ungulates 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 10/01/2026If anyone would like to say hello on the internet this evening I will allow it 010
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I am already well aware that State Farm, progressive, and liberty mutual exist. I don’t need a commercial every 30 fucking seconds to remind me. 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 16/08/2025The worst part about playing the nats is having to see that fucking idiot behind home plate 010
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 18/06/2025If London’s calling, don’t you dare pick up the phone 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I have been traded to the laundry room for some yard work to be done later 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Today I learned that Tommy Kahnle and Tyler Mahle are two different pitchers 100
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I had a strange dream last night that the A’s traded Jeffrey Springs to the Giants for Jung Hoo Lee and then signed me to be the 5th starter. Tigers were also interested in signing me but only as a reliever. 010
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 30/03/2025The Hold Steady on TouchTunes is always the right choice 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 18/03/2025b-b-but the game will take too long if there is no working pitch clock 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I would love to see the chiefs win a playoff game without them getting a bunch of ridiculous calls from the refs to facilitate it. 010
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Down by 16 in the 4th quarter, better try for a field goal 010
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Having an obsessive parasocial relationship with the president because I have no actual friends. 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 20/01/2025One good thing about trump being back in office is the memes. This fuckin goon is so meme-able. 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Ravens fans to Josh Allen immediately after being eliminated by him, knowing he’s going against the Chiefs next week 010
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 25/12/2024can’t wait for tonightmedia.tenor.comi am the ghost of christmas way future written on a posterALT: i am the ghost of christmas way future written on a poster 010
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 20/12/2024thinking about spending $16.99 for a sandwich with exactly four pieces of thin lunch meat from subway 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 20/12/2024will the burger king guy ever just shut the fuck up 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 19/12/2024shall i compare thee to a kiss from a rose on the grey? 010
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 17/12/2024calculating my wins above replacement at my job to explain to my boss why i deserve a raise 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 17/12/2024jim thome off aaron harang to deep right, one of the last games at the vet 010
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024are we allowed to post cryptic song lyrics on this site or are we beyond that already 000
Diet Sprite @dietsprite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024clearly he was hired by Bowser for the jobmedia.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of bowser with his mouth open and claws outALT: a cartoon drawing of bowser with his mouth open and claws out 000
