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dylan

@didge.bsky.social
1.2K followers 297 following 2.7K posts

i love being gay and taking photographs and playing dungeons & dragons || autoeroticprestidigitation on IG || 📍 Meanjin, Aus.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 9h
Baby I'm going to CRY
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 9h
🥹🥹🥹
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 9h
I love gay people so much
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Bara @bara.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A bigger doodle today — “What if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were drawn by medieval monks?” #LookAtMyDoodle
4 medieval turtles dressed up as Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesA white hand holding the drawing of the aforementioned turtlesThe 4 reference images of medieval turtles. Weird looking guys!
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tig Notaro is teaching at clown college in episode 2, so let me go ahead and stifle my criticism.
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got my ass
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ryan Murphy write new lines of dialogue for your witches challenge. I know she's the fucking supreme and I am no longer surprised, bitch.
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fiiiiiine, glad you survived or whatever
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can I have your Toby model if you die
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it'll happen again
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hmmmm need more Canadata!!
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
initial consult booked for this week!! i was expecting a much longer wait, so now i have to work hard on not going into a holding pattern just because i have A Thing coming up soon.
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we say eem-yoo, rather than ee-moo
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WE say it as "eee-myoo" but i think moo is very cute and good
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think the incorrect way that many americans pronounce "emu" is actually very charming and i choose to accept it
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
submitted the scary contact query to the cptsd clinic please clap
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cow behaviour
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
synth folk band named Temple Grandin Hug Machine
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HAHAHA. I do really love that the movie was about some NPC at the outbreak, tbh! I need a movie adaptation to make me feel tense and panicked like an actual player, and I don't think that would have happened if the movie focused on anyone from STARS going in and feeling capable and informed
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuckin' Cregger!!!
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the RV scene in RESIDENT EVIL (2026) was some of the fuckedest horror I've seen in a good long while and I am THRILLED.
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh I like that one! My go-to is to put on a whole outfit, including shoes, to remind myself that it is not time to sit/lie down. It works about 70-80% of the time!
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'd only be good eatin' if my body were thick and sweet as blackstrap molass— uh oh!!
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I didn't tidy my home, but I did tidy my bedroom, and maybe I don't deserve to be hunted for sport after all
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Us af as fuck
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's crazy is that I already took a stroll to procrastinate it 😭😭😭 but I'm doing a little of it now thanks to some wireless headphones connected to some YouTube bullshit
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stop yelling at me!!
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Executive function is absolutely nil today. My mind and body crave rest, but my space is too messy for me to rest in. I either need to be bullied into tidying my home or I need treatment and grace, but I'm pretty sure it's the former.
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not actually a doll but you'll play the part call that a puppet 🙊
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HELL YEAH EXTREMELY HAPPY FOR YOU!!!
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
David Crisafulli is going to have Isabelle arrested for hate speech 😔
A screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons, where the character Isabelle is saying "Decorate the entire island, head to toe... or stream to sea!"
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
6k followers no likes is crazyyyyy
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Keith Gow @keithgow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tip: there's no advertising when you download torrents of Disney shows!
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TIL that James Blunt's real name is James Blount
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love telling ad surveys that I've never heard of things like "McDonalds" or "eBay"
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'd love to see government subsidised fitness centres specifically for young people. Partly because I care about the health and vitality of future generations, but mostly to keep 16 year olds from crowding real gyms on the weekends.
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That one big snake did more COMICALLY silently, but also it was VERY in their eyeline half the time
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also look around for their presence at all!!
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Precisely. Doing them a favour. They won't know peace anyway.
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it legal? Am I conflating laws with private platform terms of service? Anyway, some of them deserve it is what I mean.
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i think it should be legal to tell politicians to **** **********.
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cutie pie!!
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not the pride flag giving thin hairy line
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I had one, I would always at least pop it open, but not all the way out. Burping it, if you will.
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
between this and having to pay to watch Doctor Who in Australia literally what is the point of maintaining diplomatic connections
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
how did they know
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Britbox doesn't have a single documentary or travel programme about trains and yet i'm expected to believe that Britain isn't crumbling before our very eyes. we need to get out of the commonwealth NOW
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we're losing a lot of icons lately, but celine dion is singing again
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Insane claim for them to make in a post BG3 world btw
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Bara @bara.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Looking forward to returning to work tomorrow #LookAtMyDoodle
A post-it drawing of the account holder — white, bearded and 50 — yeeting himself down a staircase like Lois in Family Guy
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