dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'll never forgive my 2011 self for skipping out on a Kimbra gig (when she was still doing cool intimate loop pedal gigs) just to lose my boy virginity with my first boyfriend 030
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it's world pharmacist day, say thank you to your local pharmacist (or else) 040
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026aura is just Gen Z's e-peen, which, in turn, is just millenial's mojo, which is just boomer's moxie and so on. maybe we aren't so difference 040
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's almost the end of holetember. Don't forgot to post hole by the end of the month 170
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026we need to fund research into the correlation between a very specific type of gay man and sending messages that say "how is u" 050
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the most boring gay guy influencer you know is getting paid to name drop taimi in every post 111
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a 2-year-old called me a pussy recently and i'm shaken honestly 270
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026gave a new brand of veg sausage a try and they had some sort of skin that looked and tasted like a dinger 070
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026sifu did not scratch my itch. i need sloclap to make absolver 2 010
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026might start emphasising the second syllable in "probably" and see if anyone says anything 021
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026maybe it's just reflective of the circles I run in, but did anyone hear a single peep about the commonwealth games this year? 030
Reposted by danUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Maybe you just want to be mad 7306106
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026having a calm and pleasant morning on the bus to work. Might read 700 Chris Alvino tweets to piss myself off 010
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026having a dumptruck ass and a silky throat is a trauma response 0154
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026tried to smile at a handsome man on the street as we passed each other but I accidentally gleeked at him instead 170
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I feel like everyone could have put a bit more effort into bullying early adopters of 3D printing. Now look where we are 020
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026every visit to the mainland is a solid reminder that Hobart is my home now 030
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026when brooke candy said "sex witch fat pussy hex" she was talking about me 130
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I love being gay because knowing all the "words" to scheiße blows straight people's fucken minds 050
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026very excited to announce that I'm about to become an annoying EV guy 370
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026twitter fixed the glitch that let you bypass age verification to watch videos so there's genuinely no reason to keep using it now 030
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I won't say anything when that tax return hits but there will be signs 130
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026last year we had to move the couch (and tv) into the spare room because the dogs kept getting into vicious fights over it, so to see them calmly sharing a space like this is just wonderful 180
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026growing up, I always assumed my life would involve a lot more salamanders 150
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026anyone else notice that teenagers are starting to use pig latin again? I assume it's so they can publicly make fun of people and plan antisocial behaviour 010
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I know pretending to be a dumb gooner boi for content is the new pretending to be straight for content, but how could you possibly be a himbo is you have a degree??? 120
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I know it's very Old Man Yells At Cloud of me but god there is something sooooo un-chic about how alternative 20-somethings are styling themselves in layers of brown and crochet, speed-dealers, corduroy etc. I don't know if there's a name for this style but I hate it 250
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 20/04/2026finally watching deadloch like "oh hey I got chased by a bee in that restaurant garden" 160
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026milkbar instagram advertising scientifically engineered to make my hole bark 020
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 28/02/2026a guy sat next to me on the bus and smelled like pre-burnt nag champa. can any scentmaxxers please tell me how I can become an incense smoid 020
dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I took the dogs for a walk to the creek on a 32 degree day while the pest control bloke sprays the house for spiders, then came back a bit early to lie in the backyard until it's safe to go back inside BUT the backyard is full of wasps so I guess I'll just go fuck myself? 1120
