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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is a funny way to describe the offseason

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is literally a bit from Monty Python, before (?) they went all TERFy reactionary.

ANIMATION: sketch about violence.
Cut to a kitchen. A man and woman listening to a radio.
Radio Voice 1 would like to ask the team what they would do if they were Hitler.
Man's Voice Gerald?
Another
Well I'd annex the Sudeterland and sign a non-aggression pact with Russia.
Voice
First Man's Norman?
Voice
Norman's
Well I'd do the Reichstag bathroom in purples and golds and ban abortion on demand.
Voice
Woman
(Switching the radio off) Liberal rubbish. Klaus ... What do you want with your jugged fish?
Man
Halibut.

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Jonathan is an idiot fascist who believes that undocumented individuals should be deported because undocumented individuals (who, by definition, are not US citizens) failed to vote for Joe Biden.

Jonathan V. Last
@jvl.bsky.social
* Bluesky Elder
Democrats should spend exactly zero political
capital stopping any Trump deportation efforts.
It is madness to spend capital trying to help
people who are no longer a major part of your
electoral coalition.
i Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsk... • Dec 8, 2024
*eye twitches*
Rosa said she is glad her children voted for
Trump. She's not too worried about
deportation, although she asked to be
identified solely by her first name to reduce
the risk. She believes Trump wants to deport
criminals, not people like her who crossed the
border undetected in the 1990s but haven't
gotten in trouble with the law. "They know
who has been behaving well and who hasn't
been,
" she said.
1:47 PM • Dec 8, 2024
Everybody can reply

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Taking off on a flight to Nashville, in another state I’ve never been to before.

ENTERING TENNESSEE
TENNESSEEIN' IS TENNEBELIEVIN’

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

why aren’t the terminals in order

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The terminals go C to A to B to D to E. How can one city suck so much when I’ve only been here for 5 minutes?

E-D
Skylink To All Terminals
= A =
C
You Are Here

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They don’t look like Presbyterians to me…..

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Why do gentiles think the Torah was written in Aramaic, part 33.

@iamsalome.bsky.social @iamsalome.bsky.social
In the bibir, the part that says "thou shalt not suffer a witch yo live" is actually a mis-translation.
The original Aramaic said "poisoner" not witch.
• @ebisback.bsky.social 13h ago
Controlling the masses. *
42ml
Who knows why we were taught to fear the witches, and not those who burned them alive.
٥ لا
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Happy New Year to the Jewish politicians who inundated me with spam texts as I stood in shul on Rosh fucking Hashanah.

12:22
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Messages
72 215-1020
10:51 AM
this is JB Pritzker. Ready for the
Fight just launched to invest in the races w...
+1 (215) 948-6058
9:34AM >
Hi, this is Democrat Josh Shapiro, and I'll be
as direct as possible: ..

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Much as “Americans” remember Rudy Giuliani as “America’s Mayor,” while New Yorkers remember him as the guy who used a terrorist attack as an excuse to try to cancel democracy.

THE MAYOR
Giuliani Acknowledges Desire to
Extend Term for Months
By Sherri Day
Sept. 27, 2001
Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani, who is scheduled to leave office when
his term ends on Dec. 31, acknowledged today that he would like to
stay on as mayor and help the city administration through a
smooth transition process after the terrorist attacks in New York
City.
In an interview with Oprah Winfrey and at his afternoon news
conference in New York City, he refused to go into detail, but said
he was talking to the mayoral candidates about his proposal.
"It's very hard for me to walk away from," Mr. Giuliani said in a
taped satellite interview, which aired this afternoon on "The Oprah
Winfrey Show." "My whole life I've always found it hard walking
away from anything. I feel like there's a lot of expertise and a lot of
confidence that I've built up and other things I could use for the
betterment of the city."
For the last several days, the mayor has been vague about the
issue, brushing off reporters' questions about his political
intentions. On Wednesday, Mr. Giuliani said he would explore the
possibility of extending his term for two or three months if he could
get New York City's three major mayoral candidates to agree to his
proposal.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Happy new year to everyone except the author of this recipe.

Place a clean kitchen towel over pot, cover with
a tight-fitting lid, and secure the loose edges of
the towel on top of lid. Cook on medium heat
until pot is beginning to steam, about 5-10
minutes (no peeking!), and then reduce heat to
very low. Let cook slowly, without stirring or
peeking, until rice is cooked through, about 35-
40 minutes. Turn off heat and let plov rest for
about 15 minutes without removing lid. Check
for doneness, and if need be, let cook 10
minutes longer.

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

In Yiddish, it’s a דינגאלהאפער

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It’s hot as hell In Philadel phia

Philadelphia
99° | Sunny
PRECIPITATION
N AVERAGES
+20°
above average
daily high
Today
Average
FEELS LIKE
102°
H:102°
H:82°
It feels hotter than
the actual
temperature.

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

If I ran a newspaper and it employed reporters tasked with covering the president, and those reporters saved “revelations” about the president for their book instead of reporting them in the newspaper, those reporters would be fired.

9:31PM
| Thu Jun 18
Today
A President Using Super
Glue and Irked About
Epstein: Takeaways From a
New Trump Book
"Regime Change," by Maggie
Haberman and Jonathan Swan of
The Times, contains new
revelations about President
Trump's second term.
8 MIN READ
•| S 30%
Watch
Play
Sections
The New Work Times
You
Demetrius Freeman for The New York Times

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Gmail is usually smart enough to send this type of scam to spam, but I guess if you pay them some $, they’ll make it an ad and move it to the top of your inbox. #beeviliguess