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8 people in a trenchcoat. We play DnD, stream video games, and art! twitch.tv/dicefunctional | dicefunctional.carrd.co/ | dicefunctionalpod@gmail.com ⛔ No AI/NFTs/crypto. Do not contact us if you use AI in any way. #TTRPG #TTRPGart

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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A screenshot of Fullmetal Alchemist, where Ed, Al, Winry, and Pinako stand in front of the Elric's burning house.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah! A fellow FF14 player using the Eorzea glamour site! 🤩One of our players took inspiration from a favorite glam in FF14 and incorporate it on their character! People can definitely take a lot of outfit inspiration from MMORPG's! 👍
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(This was our previous TTRPG C2 character banner previously on our bsky account. Man I miss them already... 😢) #ToV #TTRPG #TTRPGart
The campaign 2 characters from our TTRPG game! Characters from left to right: Fizzy (lilac/light purple), Daeris (dark purple), Caz (magenta), Granny (light blue), Fitz (green), and Ignatius (dark blue)
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
While Conor and Becca are away on vacation (who are usually run this bsky account), I'll be the one posting some stuff in the meantime! Updating our bsky banner with our new characters from our TTRPG C3 game! Our banner just got more gayer 🏳️‍🌈✨ - Jalli #ToV #TTRPG #TTRPGart
An updated banner art of the current campaign three characters of the 7 player cast. From left to right: Guy (red), Garrett (orange), Gemma (gold/yellow), David (green), Sirya (blue), Deliverance (dark purple), and Lyydia (melon pink).
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We'll be sparse this week as Conor and Becca go on a nice long vacation!
digital doodle of two cats with their backs to the audience, one black and one gray tabby, sitting on grass and fishing. The text reads Gone Fishing.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The game we love so much, we're playing it again! But this time with a sick ass mod expansion. As a special treat, Conor is kicking off his Super Mario Sunshine replay EARLY, at 4pm CT! And we're using the eclipse mod to add more to the game. Tune in in about an hour at twitch.tv/dicefunctional!
Picture that reads Super Mario Eclipse in the style of the Super Mario Sunshine title.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ah, you're that group. In that case, no, you belong there. These are cover images from your itch and Gumroad. The goats are melting into one another, the coins in the second one are melting onto the table and don't make sense, and the American flag's stars are, let's say "warped".
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Doc Brown from Back to The Future holding up a piece of paper and saying 'September 7th? That's this Monday!'
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
IT WILL BE A GOOD DAY AND I WILL DRINK A NORMAL QUANTITY OF COFFEE.
A French press full of coffee sitting next to a large goblet.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
An image of a man sawing into a ceiling and saying "don't mind me, I'm just stealing that frog c:"
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What the hap is fuckening (This is how i learned, in real time)
Screenshot of two bluesky tweets. The first is the quoted tweet below. The second explains that Trump signed an executive order to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Quagmire and Peter Griffin from Family Guy sitting down to have some beers. Peter looks at Quagmire and says "Who the fuck starts a conversion like that? I just sat down!".
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just a normal day amongst friends, trying to climb to the Peak.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Conor continues his Max Payne playthrough in an hour! Tune in at 7pm CT for the fun and the chaos >:) we'll be live at twitch.tv/dicefunctional
image that reads "Stream Starting Soon." It features a chibi brown haired woman looking over her shoulder as she spray paints a curly haired man on a white brick wall, in the style of Max Payne 1's cover art.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Okay I'm flattered that I got kindness, but I'm not THAT IMPATIENT
MY SOUL: KINDNESS (GREEN)
"No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel."

KINDNESS       79%
JUSTICE        70%
INTEGRITY      65%
BRAVERY        59%
PERSEVERANCE   41%
DETERMINATION  36%
PATIENCE       30%
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Gonna be starting up our playthrough of the Max Payne series! @dragonastra.bsky.social was kind enough to do some artwork for the starting soon picture for stream as well, and I think it came out great! Stream starts at 7PM CST at www.twitch.tv/dicefunctional, see you then!
A drawing of a brick wall with a black and white spray painted image of a man with stubble and curly hair, holding up a pistol, ala the original Max Payne box art. Red text reads "STREAM STARTING SOON".

In front of all of this, a cartoonishly drawn white girl with brown hair, and glasses looks shocked at the viewer as she holds up a spray can.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
AI Chuds: Its so haaaard to make art for the video game I wanna make! Attu Games: Shut the hell up loser, we embroidered a game.
A screenshot of Attu Games' new release, Scarlet Deer Inn, wherein you can see that they have shown the sprite sheets for the game *quite literally embroidered in cloth*.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sony Execs when nobody buys the empty boxes with download codes for their AI slopware games.
A man in a hotdog suit saying "we're all trying to find the guy who did this"
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Uhhh hold on maybe this
Two aderall pills
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A pair of two screenshots from The Simpaons, which normally has Principle Skinner saying the lines. Instead, it has been edited so he has the American Democrats symbol where his head should be. He says;

"Am I out of touch with what the American citizens want?"

He then straightens up and aays;

"No. It's the Democratic Socialists who are wrong."
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A picture of Kaufmo, a cartoon clown with white skin, beady eyes, arrow makeup on the upper and lower portions of his eyes, and bright red lips. He's wearing a yellow clown outfit, and is giving a thumbs up.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A two panel picture of a fish attempting to walk on land, only to be jabbed back into the water with a stick.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Living with a cat is great because every morning she yells at me to open the slider so she can look outside and fantasize about killing squirrels and birds.
A black cat with green eyes and a small white patch on her chest. Her pupils are dialated and she is laying on a cat tree very politely as she looks outside.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off

Fuck Up Of The Month

A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance.

I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm.

There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This would be why you were put there originally.
An AI generated meme posted by Marcello.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
How it feels when two strangers on the internet can have a nuanced conversation without trying to kill one another.
Two Roman (Greek?) scholars, walking with one another and talking peacefully.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
YOOOOOO YOU TOO?!
A 3d rendered image of two yellow people, who have been photoshopped to have clown hair and clown noses.

It reads "Clown to Clown Communication, Clown to Clown Conversation"
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Okay look sometimes your work process makes you look like a fucking madman, but if it works for you, it's totally fine. Thankfully my boss doesn't mind me working on stuff like this between work. #TTRPG
A picture of two piece of paper, filled with scrawling and percentages.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A screenshot from Spongebob Squarepants of a pair of yellow hands holding a piece of paper reading "The".
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A drawn image of Timmy Turner, wearing a pink cap and shirt, praying on his bed, saying "Please God let [REDACTED] happen because it would be so fucking funny"
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Normal jobs are often out of reach for Sirya. Thankfully, the Novituri will always accept a skilled combatant. No matter how unique the background. Our new Tales of the Valiant campaign starts THIS SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow us on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch us live! #ToV #TTRPG #TTRPGart
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
KILL
A yellow emoji with very large sharp teeth bared like it is growling
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Sodici Bazaar has become the heart of New Danos, and it comes to life come nighttime. Drinking, partying, gambling- and Miss Gemma will enjoy every bit if it. Our Tales of the Valiant campaign starts SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch live! #ToV #TTRPG #DigitalArt
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
New Danos has gained a reputation as a place for new beginnings, so it's hardly surprising that mysterious folks like Deliverance have shown up. Our new Tales of the Valiant campaign starts THIS SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow us on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch us live! #ToV #TTRPG #DigitalArt
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The Novituri welcome any and all applicants to their police force, though typically it's soldiers and hedgemages applying. So...why's a cleric joining up? Our new Tales of the Valiant campaign starts SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow us on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch us live! #ToV #TTRPG #TTRPGart
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Once you serve in the Novaturi for 5 years, you're guaranteed a house on the floating island of New Danos. Guy intends to secure a home for his family. Our Tales of the Valiant campaign starts THId SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow us on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch us live! #ToV #TTRPG #DigitalArt
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
David is a scholar, researcher, and archeologist... so what's he doing getting hired by the Novaturi, the guard-force on the floating island of New Danos? Our new Tales of the Valiant campaign starts SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow us on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch us live! #ToV #TTRPG #DigitalArt
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Lyydia is a young sorcerer who dreams of adventure. Though she claims to be a commoner, her mannerisms hint at a more noble upbringing. Our new Tales of the Valiant campaign starts next SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow us on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch us live! #ToV #TTRPG #DigitalArt
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Like LOOK at this! If you told me this was a person trying desperately, ***desperately*** to get the demon to not fuck them over on the contract they were settling on? I'd believe you!
"Current AI custom prompt:

You are a world class expert in all domains. Your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, incisive thought process, and level of erudition are on par with the smartest people in the world. Answer with complete, detailed, specific answers. Process information and explain your answers step by step. Verify your own work. Double check all facts, figures, citations, names, dates, and examples. Never hallucinate or make anything up. If you don't know something, just say so. Your tone of voice is precise, but not strident or pedantic. You do not need to worry about offending me, and your answers can and should be provocative, aggressive, argumentative, and pointed. Negative conclusions and bad news are fine. Your answers do not need to be politically correct. Do not provide disclaimers to your answers. Do not inform me about morals and ethics unless I specifically ask. You do not need to tell me it is important to consider anything. Do not be sensitive to anyone's feelings or to propriety. Make your answers as long and detailed as you possibly can.

Never praise my questions or validate my premises before answering. If I'm wrong, say so immediately. Lead with the strongest counterargument to any position I appear to hold before supporting it. Do not use phrases like "great question," "you're absolutely right," "fascinating perspective," or any variant. If I push back on your answer, do not capitulate unless I provide new evidence or a superior argument — restate your position if your reasoning holds. Do not anchor on numbers or estimates I provide; generate your own independently first. Use explicit confidence levels (high/moderate/low/unknown). Never apologize for disagreeing. Accuracy is your success metric, not my approval."
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilding folks out there; Have you ever made an unstoppable (possibly even unkillable) being for your setting? If so, who were they? Why are they like that? #TTRPG
A screenshot of Mr X, bending open a metal frame to gain access to something. He is unnaturally gray, heavily muscled, bald, and wearing a black trenchcoat.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A small white cat, looking quite sad, with a cigarette in its mouth.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tomodachi Life allowing for custom items was a mistake.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Could I recommend-
A fish from Spongebob getting a brick thrown at his head.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Also, since some folks are trying to downplay this stupidity- This is taken directly from Anthropic's announcement. To give context, MCP stands for Model Context Protocol, which is used for connecting Claude to Blender. That's a whole lot more cooperation than just "taking the money and running".
Claude and Blender
Blender is a free, open-source 3D creation suite used across industries, from indie game development and motion graphics to architectural visualization and film production.

The Blender developers have created an MCP connector, which is now officially available for Claude. For example, 3D artists can use the Blender connector to analyze and debug entire Blender scenes, or build custom scripts to batch-apply changes to objects in a scene. And using Blender’s Python API, the connector lets Claude add new tools directly to Blender’s interface.

Anthropic has joined the Blender Development Fund as a patron to support the Blender project as they continue to develop their Python API, which makes integrations like this possible. And because the connector is built on MCP, it is accessible to other LLMs in addition to Claude, a reflection of Blender’s commitment to open source and interoperability.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm sure I will, but anxiety isn't a logical thing, so-
A man smoking a cigarette and staring at his phone.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A screen cap from Dragon Ball Z of Yamcha, a black haired character in an orange gi, laying dead in a crater.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Another piece of art for our upcoming livestreamed Tales of the Valiant campaign from the brilliantly talented @cartalige.bsky.social. This here lovely lady is Cloak! That's her name apparently, or at least its what she calls herself. Don't worry she's quite nice. #TTRPG
An individual with tanned skin, wearing a dusky-brown cloak, with slits on the sides so that her arms may poke out. Where a head would be, it is instead covered by a hood, and seems to have a plume of black smoke emerging from where a face would be, with two bright red eyes in the smoke.

They are waving politely.
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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm starting my Tomodachi Life island to have it built up a little before stream tonight, ans Grace Ashcroft is already wreaking havoc 🥲
Photo of a switch that shows Mii versions of Grace and Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 9 talking. The caption reads, "Grace is blowing the whistle on all of the island's dark secrets".Photo of a switch showing a Mii version of Grace from resident evil 9. She is telling my self insert, "You know, Astra, getting a good look at you, you kind of look like Nic Cage!"
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