Reposted by Diane FanningJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I feel Canada’s pain. 🇨🇦 1674706818
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 17hNot all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path. #seenonateeshirt 030
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients. #seenonateeshirt 040
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Calories in one pistachio: 4 Calories burned opening that pistachio:3,146 Take that kale! #Seenonateeshirt 040
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A public execution live streamed into your home? We have sunk so low that I can’t even comprehend our regression. Can anyone stop this? 120
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why Mammograms are Important: a personal story dianefanning.substack.com/p/i-didnt-se...dianefanning.substack.comI Didn’t See it ComingBreast Cancer is a Hidden Danger 330
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I like the tyoe if people whose sense of humor may be described as 'inappropriate with a chance of ruining family dinner.' #seenonateeshirt 020
Reposted by Diane FanningThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ok, now that shit is funny. And more true than not, regarding many men. 23375541775
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today, I'm doing nothing because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn't finished. And I am not a quitter. #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A zombie looking for brains walked right past me. I'll never be the same again. #seenonateeshirt 030
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster. #seenonateeshirt 010
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They defend our freedom without a gun. Thank a journalist for their service. #seenonateeshirt 140
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Never hike alone in bear country. Always hike with someone you can trip and outrun. #seenonateeshirt 030
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Does anybody else stare at the dead body in a movie or TV scene to see if you can catch them breathing? #seenonateeshirt 140
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh representative! The point was the joke. I did not think I was poking a hornet’s nest. 210
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I did not intend for it to be taken as a serious comment. 100
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am not really a fan of cursive. I did not intend to start a conflict. I thought it was funny. When I was in school, I had a report card that was all A’s except for a D in handwriting. 120
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was just making a joke. I have no problem with the younger generations at all. And I did not vote for any of the men listed. 110
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m not sure I understand what you’re saying. But just for the record, I don’t want to cripple anyone. It was just an old lady joke. 110
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk. #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If we all just switched to cursive and stick shift cars, we could cripple an entire generation. #seenonateeshirt 4123737
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Girls aren't moody. They just have days when they are less likely to ut up with your crap. #seenonateeshirt 071
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anybody know how many cups of coffee it takes in the morning to feel human again? "Cause so far, it's not 12. #seenonateeshirt 050
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026May the last quarter of 2026 be the plot twist you've been waiting for #seenonateeshirt 000
Reposted by Diane Fanningebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Serious as a heart 😡 62927338
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You're offended by my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself. #seenonateeshirt 030
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Conspiracy theories: Because sane, logical explanations aren't as much fun as ignorant, fear-mongering lunacy #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 24/09/2026PERKATORY: the anguished, prolonged period spent waiting for a fresh pot of coffee to be ready #seenonateeshirt 031
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up early and win the lottery. The odds are about the same. #seenonateeshirt 130
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Controlling my tongue is no problem. It's my face that needs deliverance #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I am smitten with Britain. One of my ancestors emigrated from Wiltshire. My favorite tv show is Escape to the Country. 030
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've beenkidnapped and I've been trying to send you a message #seenonateeshirt 031
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If it makes you happy, it doesn't have to make sense to anyone else. #seenonateeshirt 032
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you want out of the hole, you have to put down the shovel first #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Some days getting lost in a book is the very best option #seenonateeshirt 052
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have decided that I need to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has to be a marketable skill. #seenonateeshirt 031
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you don't ask the question, you will never know the answer. #seenonateeshirt 050
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Did you know an anagram of funeral is real fun? #seenonateeshirt 020
Reposted by Diane Fanningoligarchssuck.bsky.social @oligarchssuck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Worst president ever with worst cabinet ever with negotiators who are serving Putin. 1058174265731
Reposted by Diane FanningAnne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia. 5953728213400
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 14/09/2026'When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.' Nora Ephron #seenonateeshirt 2261