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Diamond Hell

@diamondhell.bsky.social
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Car bashing, tree bashing, politics bashing, duck, dog and family wrangler, left leaning and noisy

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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a rule I don't like private plates. This entertained me.
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Google attempts to translate the Lord's Prayer from Welsh with consumer-society-based comedic results
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also, from another Sainsbury's, just to remind everyone supermarkets hate all customers - we're all probably stealing.
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here's a new thing at a local Sainsbury's. Why are there these weird sliding things in front of the chocolate? No, it's not to make it harder to get chocolate because we're such gluttons. It's to make it more difficult to shoplift by sweeping product off the shelf 😳
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Windows doing the Lord's work in Costa
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What am I bid for this fabulous period piece? A high end Alpine stereo, with DVD player, sat-nav and 6 disc MP3 compatible CD Changer. Fully working and complete with all leads. Rejected by my children as there's no streaming.
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ze crazy Germans going on such a very British holiday!
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Gawd bless the Victorians and their gravestone tidying antics. No, these are not the locations in which these people were originally buried!
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fort Walk around St Helens Fort this morning. You walk out from St Helens Old Church when there's a low tide around 0.6m for Bembridge Approaches, then you walk around the fort on a ledge Start the walk 30 minutes before low tide and don't hang around. Great experience, will repeat again
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Who knows what I'm doing here, you utter reprobates?
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Outstanding work from the 22KW charger 🤦 Time to head to a rapid to be let down there 🙄
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Chap in the photo is 6' 2" (although leaning back!)
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Doesn't look too big in the picture, does it? There's nothing to give much scale in the picture. We did collect it yesterday afternoon. It dragged the two blokes who were selling it across their garden to the trailer. Those wheels have 22" tyres on them. It's huge and moderately terrifying.
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is the partner machine to the two wheeled plough. It's a Howard Gem, which would have been a market gardener's prized tool back in the 60s and 70s
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I'm collecting this with a mate who has bought it later today. The excitement is real. It's a two wheeled plough which apparently runs. It may even 'do it all day' @smithandsniff.bsky.social
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ouch
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Just saw the press photos of VW's revised ID3 'Neo' and - although I'm sure they're selectable - just look at those dashboard graphics! Now that's mining your heritage in a cool way
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"I'm not going upstairs, it's too heavy” 😳
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
However, about those issues....
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Tonight I have done work for which I am not qualified. Anyone who knows me will know I am not a fan of 'trim' This is definitely trim. It has been recovered. There are issues around the sun visor apertures
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Meanwhile, in the worst timeline possible, the current president of the United States of America has made comment on the passing of an ex federal employee.
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Yes, that - it's specifically to extract diesel injectors from modern engines. 50% success rate on this Renault Trafic, until the Chinesium nature of the air inlet pipe fitting overcame it.
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This evening 50% of the injectors were extracted. Hurrah! Great tool for £65!
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hey @quietriotpod.bsky.social @pimlicat.bsky.social @sturdyalex.bsky.social is there any way of stopping me having to confirm payment every month? I subscribe to other creators, on other platforms and the payment just goes out every month? 🤷
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Sun's out, so it's time for new designer sunglasses. The designer is DeWalt They're also safety glasses One pair were £5, the other were £8 Just as good as any other sunglasses
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Caption, top of photo, from @shedoverheels.bsky.social
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
A rummage through my workshop litter and this looks like the likely shape of a slide hammer tool, to give them a bit of aggro tomorrow
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Injector clamp bolts successfully removed after the top of the engine has been marinated in penetrant and ATF. No sign of movement from the injectors, so they're soaking for another night
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The scuttle panel leaks water into the top of the engine, which furs up the connectors and corrodes the injectors into the head
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This week I have been finding out about falling injectors in Renault Trafic/Vauxhall Vivaro
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Caption at top.
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Never live and have a business at the same location. Lenders cannot compute that. We have an 'agricultural' mortgage from a lender who was happy to lend on the basis of the land value in 2019. This application was supported by a business plan. We've executed the plan, they won't let us remortgage
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The cat has learned the new robot vacuum will steer around it, so it just lay here and made the robot navigate around it. Such a dick
Vacuum test obstacle cat
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Oi! Dron! No! A fireplace is ok and welcome in a beautiful National Trust holiday cottage, but not in a Mercedes electric car! People think they catch light already, without a fireplace in them!
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Whole day pruning apple trees. I did three trees. They were bloody monsters!
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
If my phone could speak, at this point, it would be howling 'kill me, kill me now!' It ingested rather too much water on Sunday whilst I was playing my part in running the IOW Tarmac Rally
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The face you pull when the public are curling an unexpected one out in your breakfast toilet bowl.
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The commentator just described a measuring device used in the competition as a 'contraption'. These people probably play Guyball in the summer, don't they?
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My starter this evening appeared to have been served in a spaniel bowl. It made accessing the arancini starter very, very difficult!
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
this is a Fiesta, but for people who want to drive in a hat
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Cockroach cars all the way! This free one is now on its second adventure passengering job
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Facebook in ~2008 "our products will always be free to use!" Facebook/Meta in 2026 "fancy paying for our products, or do you want to continue using the ads-based service, which we will continue to degrade?"
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
And the headline act Coach Party. Here's an early track of theirs, which includes skateboarding down one of my favourite roads: Broad Lane, near Yarmouth youtu.be/6SJx2YH5yaU?...
Coach Party at Strings
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is Kate Peaches, who was support
Kate Peaches at Strings
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Excellent evening at Strings, Newport #isleofwight as part of #IndependentVenueWeek Here's @stevelamacq.bsky.social introducing Coach Party, who were fabulous
Steve Lamac introducing Coach Party
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Sending it off to create its map and then *Everyone keep out of its way!* Feels a tiny bit Minority Report
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
After our original Roomba died we've been through a Roborock (dead wheel motors) and a pair of Tapo units (brush sensor failures) here we are back with another Roomba. Let's see how this goes.
A Roomba on a charging station
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
took me a while to realise what 'mork parkets' were.
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Diamond Hell @diamondhell.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Share a pic of one of your own birds, you took. This is Elvis, alpha Drake in our muscovy flock
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