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Dial-a-Pod // (607) CALL-POD
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Ring ring! It's an experimental podcast by @nickyflowers.com and @meysq.com! Call ☎️ (607) 225-5763 ☎️ to listen to a new episode every Sunday (and leave us messages at the end!) Eps show up the following week on RSS at dialapod.net but come onnn call in.
![CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES!
USE THIS SCRIPT, COURTESY OF DIAL-A-POD:
Hi, this is your favorite constituent [insert name here], calling on behalf of America. I'm calling to inform you about the pilonidal cyst in my crack, but it's actually about freedom. The cyst is a metaphor, to be very clear.
I think that in order to be a good politician, you should be listening to everything your constituents say. And here's the first thing I have to say: let's do something about the problems! For example, why does McDonalds only put out the McRib once a year? I think it should never come back and McDonald's should be nationalized.
Is there anything you can do about that? Or, perhaps, you are a coward. Anyway, do you think there should be a national arts endowment for people who are interested in playing in public places? Or maybe some sort of educational ad campaign to let people know it's actually fine to have a camera and take pictures without everybody givin' ya guff? Anyway, I love you, see you tomorrow, goodbye!
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