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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC

@dhaosgestalt.bsky.social
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AuDHD, Neurodivergent AF, Androsexual, Agender (They->He->any), poly oriented, Seattle is home, 🔞NSFW The ☭🏳️‍🌈 your grandma warned you about My username is the same everywhere I exist. Professional massage therapist and personal trainer - DM for info

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
America destroyed public pools to spite black people, destroyed public parks to spite homeless people, and is now poised to destroy public sports to spite trans people. A perfect record of shit.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Actively reminding myself that the point of relationships is to find joy in your partners joy, even when it doesn't include you. Sometimes that's hard, but it's pointless if it's always easy.
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🍝pastapilled🍝 @pastapilled.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
"i think ai has its uses, but does not work in my field of expertise" weird how everyone across every career says this
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recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen Al for script- writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile ny sister's screenwriting professor said thai they can use gen Al for concept art and visualization. but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my iob, it seems like each department says that Al can be useful in every field except the one that thev know best
It's only ever the iobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen Al will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People are complex, for sure.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I also now have an image in my mind of a cute Korean man giving me coy little winks and bottom eyes and it made me all giggly 🤭 id definitely be a lot more receptive to that 🫠
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really appreciate that insight! I've never been to the Asiatic countries, so I have no firsthand experience with that. And I think if I was at a sex oriented bath house these behaviors would be a lot less remarkable to me, but that's not where these things happen.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, as I stated above, I really appreciate you approaching with the assumption of my benign intent. And I appreciate you giving insight for me, it brought up points I hadn't considered
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I could see exhibitionist for a few of the cases, that makes it make sense. I guess Ive never come across the term sex pest before 🫣
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And I think that's where my curiosity spawns is wanting to know the intrinsic motives there.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And my baseline assumption was that it was anomalous, my curiosity wants to know if this is the done thing with the above stated backgrounds and I've just been taught a different behavior set
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Which speaks to me of either a culturally focused penchant towards more overt or aggressive cruising behavior, or I'm experiencing anomalous behavior with unusual frequency.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And following people around actively jerking off AT them. These are, from my perspective, so blunt force as to be perceived as harassment and I have experienced them multiple times from unique individuals of the above stated backgrounds, pretty exclusively.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I appreciate your approaching this under the assumption of good faith because it absolutely was not intended to be offensive, and I genuinely apologize if I caused any. The specific behaviors are: sticking ones head fully under a divider, undressing in front of a person washing their hands
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shout out to my Arab cruisers though, y'all make that shit an art form.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is, to my knowledge, a generally accepted code of conduct, loose but existent, for the practice and some of the, I guess for lack of a better term, worst manners I tend to see over and over again are from white men over 60, Latino men over 45, and Asian men in general.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Genuine Q, and there is absolutely no malintent with this purely curious: is cruising culture different for Latino and Asian men?
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☭ Tankie Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @tankiegirl.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
It hurts me when I see fellow queers repeat the "haha Republicans are closeted gays" jokes. You're not sticking it to conservatives. You're using gayness as a punching bag and validating liberal homophobia.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Petition to start calling mill decks bimboification decks. Is it a longer name? Yes. Is it funnier in every possible context? Also yes.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And very, very accommodating 😘
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I promise to take the content slowly in case there is anything you need to go over a few times
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Would be happy to explain non-euclidean geometry and light wave refraction to you while you're in there so that things make more sense 😂😂😈 Jokes aside - yes. Violently yes 🥵
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Please wear proper footwear to the gym. This means not flipflops. Thank you 😘 Your friendly neighborhood CPT
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I was informed I was legally obligated to post these. @smzzms.bsky.social told me so
A muscular individual flexing their left bicep, causing a dramatic vein pop along the lateral anterior bicep line. They're wearing a black cut off tank top and holding a purple phone.The same individual flexing their right bicep, holding a purple phone. They are in a black cut off crop top and orange shorts, exposing their hairy stomach.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy pride month queers! Be crime, do gay!
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I hope to build a large enough group to be able to properly create a cohesive and socially conscious metric for what is and is not behavior we want in our spaces, without degrading the value of the space we are trying to protect.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As a community, I feel it is our responsibility to monitor and manage our spaces as best as we can without involving law enforcement, who have time and time again shown they are not our allies, and make sure that those spaces remain safe for ALL of us.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The basis for my concern here primarily revolves around one or more individuals who have been outspokenly anti-trans, anti-woman, and anti-BIPOC during peak hours, driving not only myself but others, and especially trans and fem folx, from Howell rather than tolerate the tirades.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My goal here is to make sure howell remains a safe, inclusive, **cop free** area where we, as a community, can express queer joy.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hey Seattle folx I have been to howell a few times this year so far and have noticed some concerning behavior. I want to know if anyone else who goes would like to start some sort of community group so we can discuss when problems happen, and the best course of action.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I can only assume they wanted someone hauling an absolute dump truck. Which like... Bless
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Anyway here is my apparently flat ass 😘
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pretty sure at this point I am getting on "the apps" ™️ for the pleasure of being insulted. Was informed today in no uncertain terms I have a flat ass. I wish there were organic ways to meet people that didn't involve alcohol. I'm deeply, deeply over it.
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M.R. James’ The Mattzotint 🏳️‍🌈 @emgolden.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A short dialogue exchange between siblings from BOB’S BURGERS

Louise asks “Is there a vegan alternative for egging a fascist?
Gene replies “I only found a brick.”
“Perfect,” replies Louise.
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Emotional Support Dad 🔜 Palm Springs 10/1-10/4 @thebearupthere.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Dear Gay Men, You can still be kind to other gay men who you don’t want to fuck. Sincerely, Dad
static.klipy.com
Nolan Sykes: Be Kind Message
ALT: Nolan Sykes: Be Kind Message
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Just cause I know text doesn't convey well, for the peanut gallery, with the hair toss I am specifically hair tossing at the warm up weight who called me fat.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It was some twat who, as stated above, I could bench, and probably can't tell the difference between flaccid muscle and fat. Just made me fucking angry, cause like... *Hair toss hair toss* bitch I *am* better than you. Boys are dumb. It is known.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Rant: Full offense to the fuckers who pull this shit: If I weigh less than you, and I can bench you, you don't get to call me fat. Fuck. I hate how fat phobic and idiotic men can be. Thank you for your time.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Blue screened
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This position was 🥵🔥🥵
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Bitch you know where we live
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Had some fun with my partner @smzzms.bsky.social the other night 🤭
A hairy individual holding their dick in one hand while the other is behind their head, showing a hairy armpit. They're wearing a cut crop tank top and mesh shorts, and have a prince Albert and dydoe piercings, and a nipple ring, visibleAn up angle black and white shot of a hairy individual framing their genitals with their hands. Their prince Albert piercing is center frame.A down angle shot of a hairy individual leaning over with a hand against their hole while they stroke, wearing nothing but a pair of sheer mesh shorts pulled aside to reveal their genitals.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
An honor and a privilege
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Aww thanks handsome 😘
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Beard and hair cut, gay powers maximized.
A hairy individual with a fade cut. They have several facial piercings as well as nipple rings, and are wearing octagonal glasses.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Got flaked on tonight but still kinda feeling myself anyway 🤭
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The other side cause I'm an equal opportunity arm babe 🤭
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
For the girlies in to vascular arms 😘
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