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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC

@dhaosgestalt.bsky.social
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AuDHD, Neurodivergent AF, Androsexual, Agender (They->He->any), poly oriented, Seattle is home, 🔞NSFW The ☭🏳️‍🌈 your grandma warned you about My username is the same everywhere I exist. Professional massage therapist and personal trainer - DM for info

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🍝pastapilled🍝 @pastapilled.myatproto.social · 14h
"i think ai has its uses, but does not work in my field of expertise" weird how everyone across every career says this
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recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen Al for script- writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile ny sister's screenwriting professor said thai they can use gen Al for concept art and visualization. but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my iob, it seems like each department says that Al can be useful in every field except the one that thev know best
It's only ever the iobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen Al will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
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Spudly Do-Right @spudleydo-right.bsky.social · 17h
A wizard with a grey beard in a blue hat and robe standing atop a cliff overlooking a story book village.

Therapy is cool, but I need societal change.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Genuine Q, and there is absolutely no malintent with this purely curious: is cruising culture different for Latino and Asian men?
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☭ Tankie Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @girltankie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It hurts me when I see fellow queers repeat the "haha Republicans are closeted gays" jokes. You're not sticking it to conservatives. You're using gayness as a punching bag and validating liberal homophobia.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Petition to start calling mill decks bimboification decks. Is it a longer name? Yes. Is it funnier in every possible context? Also yes.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Please wear proper footwear to the gym. This means not flipflops. Thank you 😘 Your friendly neighborhood CPT
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I was informed I was legally obligated to post these. @smzzms.bsky.social told me so
A muscular individual flexing their left bicep, causing a dramatic vein pop along the lateral anterior bicep line. They're wearing a black cut off tank top and holding a purple phone.The same individual flexing their right bicep, holding a purple phone. They are in a black cut off crop top and orange shorts, exposing their hairy stomach.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy pride month queers! Be crime, do gay!
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hey Seattle folx I have been to howell a few times this year so far and have noticed some concerning behavior. I want to know if anyone else who goes would like to start some sort of community group so we can discuss when problems happen, and the best course of action.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Anyway here is my apparently flat ass 😘
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pretty sure at this point I am getting on "the apps" ™️ for the pleasure of being insulted. Was informed today in no uncertain terms I have a flat ass. I wish there were organic ways to meet people that didn't involve alcohol. I'm deeply, deeply over it.
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M.R. James’ The Mattzotint 🏳️‍🌈 @emgolden.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A short dialogue exchange between siblings from BOB’S BURGERS

Louise asks “Is there a vegan alternative for egging a fascist?
Gene replies “I only found a brick.”
“Perfect,” replies Louise.
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Emotional Support Dad 🔜 Palm Springs 10/1-10/4 @thebearupthere.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Dear Gay Men, You can still be kind to other gay men who you don’t want to fuck. Sincerely, Dad
static.klipy.com
Nolan Sykes: Be Kind Message
ALT: Nolan Sykes: Be Kind Message
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Rant: Full offense to the fuckers who pull this shit: If I weigh less than you, and I can bench you, you don't get to call me fat. Fuck. I hate how fat phobic and idiotic men can be. Thank you for your time.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This position was 🥵🔥🥵
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Had some fun with my partner @smzzms.bsky.social the other night 🤭
A hairy individual holding their dick in one hand while the other is behind their head, showing a hairy armpit. They're wearing a cut crop tank top and mesh shorts, and have a prince Albert and dydoe piercings, and a nipple ring, visibleAn up angle black and white shot of a hairy individual framing their genitals with their hands. Their prince Albert piercing is center frame.A down angle shot of a hairy individual leaning over with a hand against their hole while they stroke, wearing nothing but a pair of sheer mesh shorts pulled aside to reveal their genitals.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Beard and hair cut, gay powers maximized.
A hairy individual with a fade cut. They have several facial piercings as well as nipple rings, and are wearing octagonal glasses.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Got flaked on tonight but still kinda feeling myself anyway 🤭
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
For the girlies in to vascular arms 😘
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Was getting changed and was like "damn. She cute."
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I started to talk more softly when others talked louder because of you. Eleven years I stopped trying to build something from nothing because of you 4 months.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I feel like I've been run through an emotional trash compactor, but at least I look cute!
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I like that my tits are big enough to hide my arm, cause I know my arms aren't small. It's giving busty 🤭 Post workout pics 😘
A front shot of a hairy individual. It shows clearly defined muscles in the chest and shoulder, as well as a few bite marks on their right shoulder.A front view of the same person, they have headphones and glasses on, and they're pulling their shorts down just enough to fully reveal the abdominals.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
When they tell you something and all you can think is: "Wouldn't matter. I'd only have eyes for you." 🫣
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
NYT asks what should happen now that the Epstein files have been "fully released" 🙄 Here's my pitch - full castration and public shaming of literally every perpetrator. Let's start there and see what follows 🤷‍♂️
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That Other Tall Canadian @roxasofthenorth.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Smzzms @smzzms.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Sometimes you just need to be turned out by @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social 😝😎
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
bsky.app/profile/smzz... Go follow this stud cause he's cute and sexy and has a nice butt 🫣
bsky.app
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KUOW Public Radio @kuow.org · 12/02/2026
The order, which Zahilay signed Thursday and goes into effect immediately, includes several actions meant to strengthen protections and services for immigrant and refugee communities in the county.
kuow.org
Zahilay's first executive order bars ICE from King County-owned properties
In his first executive order since becoming King County executive in November, Girmay Zahilay has barred immigration authorities from conducting enforcement activities in non-public areas of county-ow...
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I just learned that for every one person who tuned in or watched after the fact the white bread baby fucker half time show, 23.3 watched bad bunny. (132.3m for Bunny, 6.3 for the other one, feel free to check my maths) Loud minority is loud and wrong. As usual.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
When back through my photos with my boyfriend last night after we had our fun, and just was really proud of myself. Not even in a conceded kinda way but in a "wow I did that" kinda way. Just really happy with my progress
Me December of 2025Me January if 2020
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
How it started
A grinning hairy individual wearing a red and black jock strap, they're laying back in a sling with their hands behind their head
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Finally working a job, and building a career, that makes me feel like what I do matters. Helped someone today return to their body, and feel like they had autonomy again, after almost a year of living in constant excruciating pain.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Sometimes you just need to rut 😈
A pair of hairy individuals, one is straddling the other and has their dick inside them. The still is caught at the moment before the thrust. A beam of light is flaring just past the receptive bottoms dick head.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Tfw someone you've had a crush on for ages asks *you* to hook up with them 🫠🫠🫠
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Genuine question for other poly folks: Have you found parallel partner relationship structures to be sustainable long term?
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
TFW you realize you spent 5 hours fucking 🫠 Time sure flies when you're having fun.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Just had some idiot on sniffies light into me for looking "flabby in some pics and too young in others. Use up to date pics" Like bro all my pics are within the last month and it's not my fault you can't ID flexed vs unflexed muscle. Grow up.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Why do I start crying every time I finish a book these days?
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Any one available in Olympia or Seattle on January 6th who wants food and potential new friends in exchange for helping me move, hmu.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Happy solstice
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
For the millionth time: prerogative = exclusive right Please stop using it in place of "problem" or "concern" This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood pet peeve collector.
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SunburstRope 🔜 WWLA26 @pupsunburst.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
My most technically challenging tie to date @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social looks so fucking hot!!! 🥵
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Drink gremlin mode - ENGAGE!
A picture of a bottle of cold brewed tea, a can of liquid death, a can of coke zero, and a bottle of core power protein milk.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Kinda giving daddy and I don't hate it 😐
A hairy individual in a green and blue plaid robe. They're otherwise naked.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
5 rounds of interviews, driving multiple hours round trip, to get rejected because "lack of experience". Like fuck off. If you know you're not willing to hire someone new to the industry, don't string them along. Can't fucking stand that shit.
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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪) ➡️MRM NYC @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Feeling good about how I'm looking. Got my weight back up into the 170's, hoping to balance back out at 185 by the end of the year.
A hairy individual in side view, the have clearly defined traps, serratus anterior, and lats, with their left arm raised back behind their head and their phone in their right hand.A hairy individual flexing their left arm, they are wearing glasses and have their purple phone in their right hand.
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