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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 9h

Just know that if I make you my secret family recipe pancakes, it’s either because we’re related or I really really like you

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 21h

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I’m a fucking idiot who shouldn’t have given you a second chance and now my feelings are hurt all over again. YAY.

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 21h

Them: “Hey David, how many weddings have you attended in the last seven days?” Me:

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Thank you all for being so nice, my outfit was well-received in person last night too 🥰

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’m never surprised by who I see getting out of a Nissan Juke

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Thank you for reminding me to listen to it!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Hope I look cute enough for cocktails

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Blah blah blah I don’t wanna hear it, your shoulders are fucking boulders

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Nothing quite like the sting of sore/tight lats to remind you how often you use your lats. Taking off my shirt when I got home from work was painful lmao

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I would also like to call attention to those shoulders, holy shit dude 😍

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

25mg would put me into a coma LMAO

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You can have at least five from me

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It could be released today and it would still sound current

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good! Post yours!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It’s not very good, but I stockpile all the free monster he gives me and use it as pre-workout. Win/win

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Them: “Hey David, how many cans of Vanilla Shot Zero Sugar Monster Energy did your coworker, whose wife works for Monster Energy, give you today? Me:

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

No YOU have Fiona Apple’s “Sleep To Dream” stuck in your head!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Victoriaaaaaaaa Thenk yewwwww 👉🏻👈🏻

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hearing the 4.0 on take-off from a stop is better than any ASMR video I’ve ever seen. Not even hard acceleration. Just the sound of it doing its job. I’m FILLED with envy lmao

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m really very good at going to bed 6.5 hours before I need to be awake.

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My left deltoid has been bothering me for a few weeks and today it kept me from lifting as heavily as I wanted to, which is annoying. But hey, the pump felt good at least

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hey everybody it’s Humpday, Jocktober 69th!

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Fever era fashion was SO good though

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That’s what I tell myself when I’m not feeling it and it turns out I’m always right. I never regret going to the gym

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I remember watching that performance on MTV when it aired

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You’ll be much happier with yourself if you go, even if you half-ass it.

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I have a black shacket from Carhartt and I wear it as often as possible. I love it so much. A very easy way to sharpen up your look

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You need layers. A cute button down or a sweater (or both!) under a shacket/jacket. Hell, even a hoodie under a shacket looks good

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Beyond jealous of anybody who sees her this tour. I had a free ticket but couldn’t make a trip to Chicago work out this time around 😭— She’s truly so good live

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Are there any Duluth Trading Co locations where you live? Because they’re very big boy friendly.

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Honey Baby Precious Angel it’s never too late to love Kylie. I’ve been on this train since 2001. We are a rare breed and it’s an honor to share this space with you

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Today has been emotionally arduous. Gimme some Tummy Tuesday aTTention plz.

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St. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Really enjoying this episode so far!

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