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Dannie G

@dgodin1234.bsky.social
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I run marathons, slowly. For my damn noggin. I complain about the Montreal Canadiens. I like to say I'm vegan, but I'm really a carbitarian tbh.

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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 3m
Just wait till all the wifi appliances move to a subscription. Hey, these servers aren't free to run, we have to charge you $12.95 a month. Miss a payment? We turned your fridge/washer/dryer off.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 8m
April 27, 1951 – October 16, 2025 Ace always kept Kiss with one foot in the dirty ol rock world once Gene & Paul started selling dolls to 7 year olds. I will always defend early Kiss. First 3 or 4 albums are rock with pop hooks.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 12m
.. .. .. god damnit. thanks
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 30m
The riff in My Sharona by The Knack.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 32m
School picture season. Seeing parents post a brag about a screenshot proof watermarked image they nabbed, used AI to remove the watermark and post it. Oh, and they "prettied up" the pic. One, never post kids online, two, pay artists, three, giving your kid self esteem image issues. Way to go.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 1h
One of my first jobs was a gas station attendant. Truth be told it was a pumping out lotto ticket/scratchers job with a tiny amount of gas sales. Nothing but addicted seniors dumping their old age into scratchers, so depressing.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 1h
Not me, but I knew someone in the early 2000s, summer of '02. New Brunswicks call centre industry was still popping. Jobs everywhere. UNB student needs a summer gig. He went from centre to centre doing the week to three week training, then quit. Employed all summer, never had to take a call.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 9h
Dannie tell us about your education. "I went to Harvard." INNER MONOLOGUE ***I was visiting Boston, walked onto campus, walked into one of those massive theatre sized classrooms, stayed for the class, unnoticed, then left*** "Care to elaborate?" "I. WENT. TO. HARVARD." #TrueStory
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 9h
Seeking soulmate. Must be into BDSM. Bread Dipped in Soup Mmmm Slide into my DMs.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 10h
One day they'll wake up and look around and realize there are no states, we're the 47th Oblast dear comrade.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 17h
😘
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 19h
The 3rd act of Ringos reveals everything was puzzle pieces that came together to form his opus, Thomas The Tank Engine.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 20h
Ah, a night off. Let's fucking rock this shit y'all. Shit happens when you party naked. Opens laptop:
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 20h
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth?
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 21h
Also, librarians are on the daily dealing with the homeless population. Yes, some just get a book and quietly read and use the bathroom. Some most certainly don't do that. Imagine at night.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 21h
CARD RACK STILL EXISTS??? I worked at Cendant later Avis/Budget 2002-05 in Brookside and I saw him alone all day everyday. Yeah, rent is cheap but damn son.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 21h
Brookside is reserved for an indoor gokart track.
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Mario Kart World Nintendo
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 22h
Saves file. OneDrive, got it! Me, Where? OneDrive:
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Dexter Morgan Shrugs
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 22h
Spooky film season. I love the quiet things in the dark genre. Can't stand gore. 30 years later this still terrifies me. No jump scare, no intestinal gutting on screen. Just a guy staring in the corner of an old farmhouse basement.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 22h
20,000 or so Southern Ontario folks heading to a Bills game/tailgating out of a country of 41 mil plus isn't that big of a bump.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 23h
All of our data said this was a grand slam. I don't undestand the disconnect. 🇺🇦 KABOOM. ... ... ...oh.
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Benjammins: Time To Disconnect
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 23h
*hires an Etsy witch for good vibes spell* Seriously, thoughts are with you.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 23h
Mulder and Scullys functional day to day relationship with the FBI is identical to the animal control department with the Parks dept in Parks & Rec.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Graveyard shifters are so lonely. We're meeting for lunch on Saturday. Coming? That's like me asking you to come over for lunch on my Wednesday off at 3:27am. Hey, wanna eat pop tarts over the sink in a dark kitchen? No? Just me and the hum of the fridge compressor?
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Spongebob's Rainbow of Depression
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Preach patience. Both goalies are so young. Also me, Dobes is a BUST. SEND HIM TO THE ECHL. Same low side, glove side issues as last year. Goalie whisperer got his mitts on him and fixed it. Dobes started off awful last year too. Calm down Dannie boy.
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Aditi Mittal: Calm Your Tits!
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Relevance to a 7 month old skeet about a hockey player please n thanks?
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
👀
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Christ, looks like Steve Penney 2.0.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Weak weak weak goal by Dobes. Had to have that one.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Holy shit. They're the old timers table at Tim Hortons.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Lane warming up after a slow start to the season? 2 goals in 2 games.
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Lane Hutson Montreal Canadiens
ALT: Lane Hutson Montreal Canadiens
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Do I stretch enough before I run? Watches Rocky do the most half arsed pre run stretch. .. .. ..yeah, good enough for Rocky, good enough for me.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Have we tried telling Lars about Anthropic?
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Men also dress like whores if you pick the right run club. Dave, your franks n beans are sticking out the bottom of your shorts.
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Simon Pegg in Little Pants
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It was 140. In Quebec. I mean, he was just keeping up with the flow of traffic your honour.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Attractive Shoppers Drug Mart employee ringing up my anti depressants, diarrhea meds and a Gatorade. Me spitting game:
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Man's 'Heeeeeey!' Skate Dance
ALT: Man's 'Heeeeeey!' Skate Dance
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wandering the Farmer's Market. Fall produce is out.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Hutson with the assist."
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Waking up. Wakes laptop up from sleep mode. Tabs. Email. k Youtube concert. k Youtube how to fix video. k Message board forum about hockey. k Wikipedia page about the history of wire guided anti tank missiles built by the Soviet Union. dafuq wormhole was I in last night?
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Asking the chatbot to generate a profitable company. *smoke then fire barrels out of the server room*
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
.. .. ..guys, did I date her and completely forget about it because that's me.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
... ... ...put yer shoes on Dannie boy. ❤️
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm trying to be understanding about the Joni Mitchell thing. If you were in your 80s, in a country you've lived in for *60* years and looked around at non citizens getting rounded up, wouldn't you go past green card and get citizenship?
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dat guitar tone. The Donnas have a lot of bangers outside of Take It Off. youtu.be/Hh-GHNDA-uQ?...
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The Donnas "Get Off"
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Are we doing the how many Scaramucci's thing or the lettuce thing? Just trying to get on the same page.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dobson back.
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Thank God Phew
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
An assistant coach looks to be the free agent home run signing of the off season.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
JOSH ANDERSON!!! 3-1.
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Beautiful Black Horse Galloping
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