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Dgar

@dgar.bsky.social

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Name: Jon O’Hare Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar” Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music. Like = Marked As Read #DgarMusic Check out my tunes! Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com Everywhere else: ffm.bio/dgar

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

#Dgar Now listening to: Making It Up ~ Dgar dgar.bandcamp.com/track/making... #DgarRadio #IndieMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #AustralianMusic #Bandcamp

Renaissance painting showing philosophers in discussion.

NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING!

THANK GOODNESS!

I'M SO RELIEVED!

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME!

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

-4° looks like someone sitting on a toilet, and lol looks like someone drowning.

A sign at a beach. If you see someone drowning - lol - call 911.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

How’s the war in The Strait of Warm Ooze going?

Trump standing at a podium presenting a version of the US Stars and Stripes flag that features stars on a green background.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Photo of Kiss guitarist with Gene Wilder’s face photoshopped in.
Caption: Like Gene Simmons
only Wilder.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

A photo of someone’s bare feet with a postage stamp on each foot.
Caption: If you're happy and you know it

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

when you notice there is a hair on your screen

Image shows a closeup of Jerry’s smiling face (of “Tom and Jerry” cartoon fame)

The image includes a fine curved line that crosses the image and text.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

🎼🤖

Sarah Connor watching you pretend your little Al music is a real band.

[Image of Linda Hamilton as Sarah Conner smoking a cigarette with a thousand-yard stare]

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social rejected this fact because of the quality.

Leonardo Da Vinci drew pictures of birds years before the CIA invented them

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT TRUMP!

Daniel Laruso of The Karate Kid hands Donald Trump the champion trophy.

1984 ALL VALLEY KARATE CHAMPION!

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

On 25th December, a child was born who would change the world forever. Happy birthday Isaac Newton.

Image of Issac Newton inventing homosexuality.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

A lone wooden post in a grassy field.
Caption: A NON POLITICAL POST
YOU'RE WELCOME

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Handwritten paper sign taped to a wall reads:
ONLY TOILET PAPER DOWN THE LOO
NO UNSUPERVISED CHILDREN
THANK YOU

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

The book based on Jeff Wayne's musical version of The War of the Worlds. (Please don’t strain your eyes, I have provided #AltText)

Photo of a book, opened at the first page.
Chapter One
THE EVE OF THE WAR
No-one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs are being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No-one could have dreamed that we being scrutinised, as some with a microscope studies creatures that swarm & multiply in a drop of water. Few men even consider the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes and, slowly and surely they drew their plans against us.

"Dum! Dum daaaaaaaah?' demanded a furious string section. The air was thick with D minor. "Dum! dum? daaaaaaaaah!, they insisted.

Dum! dum! daaaaaaah?' they asked again, their urgency redoubling and then. by way of answering their own strange and terrible question, came to a grim, resigned conclusion.

Dum! dum! daaaaaaaaah.

There was moment of stiliness, and then there came a disco beat so tight, so in ther pocket, that I can still recall it with near perfect vividity. The muscular exertion of the sixtrenth-notes on the hi- hat and the solid four-on-the-foor of the kick drum was absolutely electric.

Any thought of not moving one's body to a tight groove of such intense excitement was swiftly gone.

"Dum! dum! daaaaaaah?" said the phased horn sound of a Yamaha C.S.80 synthesiser. The rhythm section continued its merciless flight from inertia.

Dum! dum! damaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?"

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Feint ruled paper with a red margin line has the words “My Day” handwritten in black ink and covered with a rectangle of solid fluorescent yellow highlighter.

This was the highlight of my day.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Drawing of a music teacher and student at a piano. This is called sheet music. You can show this to a "lead guitar player" to make them stop playing.

Drawing of a music teacher and student at a piano.

This is called sheet music.

You can show this to a "lead guitar player" to make them stop playing.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

When is an airlock not an airlock? When it's a Dgar!! #Dgar Now listening to: Airlock ~ Dgar Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/airlock Other places: ffm.to/dgarairlock

Image of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-A
You can't always control who comes into your life
But you can control which airlock you throw them out of

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

The Butterfly Ball And The Grasshoppers Feast
By Roger Glover and Friends.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Check out what I made from just a few old coffee tables!

A photo of a wooden pallet sitting flat on a lawn, viewed from the end.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

#Dgar worked on some more #DgarMusic today.

A golden retriever wearing headphones and sitting at a computer.

Caption: “Oh man, this whole mix needs more 55khz”

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

A dead fish is floating on the surface of the water. A seagull is standing upon it.

“I don't know a lot about fish

Pretty sure this is a perch though”

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME WITH YOU

[Image of Earth]

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Is - Isn't

Was - Wasn't

Photo of a Fez - Photo of a pheasant.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Customisable roadside sign with black and red lettering reads: CAN WE JUST ADMIT WE MAY HAVE TAKEN THIS "ANYONE CAN GROW UP TO BE PRESIDENT" THING JUST A BIT TOO FAR... ?

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Harry Kim: I wonder how I can impress Seven of Nine.

Tom Paris: Tell her, "You're an eight on a scale of ten."

Later…

Harry Kim to Seven of Nine: Urinate on a skeleton.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

A Bird-of-Prey appears on the arm under purple light.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Five people in black clothing standing in a snow-covered forest.

75% OF A FINNISH PARK RANGER'S JOB IS RESCUING METAL BANDS THAT GET LOST SHOOTING ALBUM COVERS

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Anakin: I don't want to go to school today.

Shmi: It's ok Ani, you can stay home.

Teacher to the class later that day: Today kids, we learn about the high ground.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

“Loving my new Klingon Bird of Prey tattoo!!!”

[Image: Someone (unknown - not Dgar) pulls their shirt sleeve back to reveal the back of their shoulder. There is no tattoo.]

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Pretty close… just need to swap New York and California. #Australia

[A map of Australia with the names of US states superimposed to show areas that share similar cultural and environmental characteristics]

A MAP OF AUSTRALIA FOR AMERICANS

Alabama - Northern Northern Territory

Florida - Far North Queensland

Arizona - Southern Northern Territory

Arkansas - West Queensland

Texas - Western Australia

Nevada - Western South Australia

Utah - North-Eastern South Australia

West Virginia - Western New South Wales

South Carolina - Central Queensland

North Carolina - South East Queensland

Massachusetts - Northern New South Wales

Washington - Southern South Australia

DC - Australian Capital Territory

Alaska - Tasmania

California - Victoria (should be Southern New South Wales)

New York - Southern New South Wales (should be Victoria)

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Sign reads: No One Saves You More On MILK

Lore points out to Data that this sign can also be read: No One Saves MILK You More On

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

A car port with a damaged roof and a collapsed column/support. A ginger cat rests on the roof at the epicentre of the damage.

Remember..

CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Bart Simpson worst day meme, Putin as Bart and Zelenskyy as Homer.

Putin: This is the worst day of my life.

Zelenskyy: The worst day of your life so far

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Yoda tells Luke a joke during training.

“WHY WAS FIVE AFRAID OF SEVEN?

BECAUSE SIX SEVEN EIGHT”

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

dog shampoo

[A bottle of BURT'S BEES for Dogs oatmeal shampoo.]

dog conditioner

[Ivan Pavlov]

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

You sneaky little fkr.

Screenshot of scam password reset email from rnicrosoft.

The "m" in the email address is actually an r and an n. Look, I did it in the first line of this AltText!!

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Playing my instrument

[Biden stands on the steps of Airforce One]

Playing the same instrument except I'm recording it

[Biden falls down the steps of Airforce One]

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

A photo of a collapsed gingerbread with a toy T-Rex standing over it.
Caption: IF YOUR GINGERBREAD HOUSE FAILS
ADD A DINOSAUR.

Tag at bottom appears to credit: simple daily finds.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Obi-Wan: Do not defy the council, Master, not again

Qui-Gon: I want you to listen to me very carefully, Obi-Wan. F*ck the Council.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Nurse Chapel, Captain Kirk, Doctor McCoy, and First Officer Spock, stand in the medical bay observing a red shirt on a medical bed.

Chapel: Bones, what happened?

McCoy: Ensign Smalldick got upset when Data said, "Fuck Nazis" and then literally died mad about it.

Spock: LOL. Fuckin' awesome.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

A silhouette of a guitarist playing on a stool.

It's normal to feel like you suck.

Play anyway.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Picard: I'M GOING TO MAKE A MEME.

Beverly: YOU'RE NOT JUST GOING TO COPY THAT STAR WARS ONE, ARE YOU?

Picard: …

Beverly: YOU'RE NOT JUST GOING TO COPY THAT STAR WARS ONE, ARE YOU?

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Rule 1: Never publicly share sensitive Data over the Internet.

Image of an upset looking Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, holding a ginger cat and crying ginger tears.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Reading self-help books like:

Renaissance man reading a paper intensely.

"Surround yourself with people who-"

Renaissance man appears concerned.

“Surround myself with people??”

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

This Australian kingfisher camouflaged themselves as a goat.

A kookaburra on a log. There is an optical illusion where one sees a goats face in the feather markings.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Guitarist: youtube.com/foddpoorel I've been playing guitar for over 10 years.

Them: So you're, like, really good then?

Guitarist: *looks sad

~ youtube.com/foddpoorel

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

If you see birds flying in a V formation, you might notice that one side is longer than the other. This is because there are more birds on that side.

Eurasian cranes in a V formation.

Image by Hamid Hajihusseini

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Two people lay on the grass gazing at the sky.

“That cloud looks like an elephant!”

“That looks like a mushroom!”

Both people a vaporised.

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

When someone tries to shoot you in America, but the thoughts and prayers finally kick in

[Image from The Matrix. Neo raises a hand and stops a hail of bullets with his mind]

Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Mockups are important.

Lettering on the back of an emergency service vehicle is separated mid-word by a door seal, and so reads: FIRE ME DIC UNIT