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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️

@dfahnz.bsky.social
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Shop link: just-ok-9-shop.myspreadshop.com Big Mean Carl avi by the great @riotgrlerin.bsky.social Autistic wife/sister/stepmom/teacher. What the hell, damn guy?

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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 18h
Today is my last t-shirt day. If we punk out on the rain this weekend Imma grumble.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice to see Jack Smith is still stupid hot.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To the man I just saw walking over to the Dunkin next to the Best Western on Kirkwood Road:
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Aragorn: You Have My Sword (Lord of the Rings)
ALT: Aragorn: You Have My Sword (Lord of the Rings)
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me when the Tangerine Scream is out of office:
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Donald Duck is sleepy in bed
ALT: Donald Duck is sleepy in bed
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get you a man who supports your shutdown with burgers.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why yes, I did just order a takeaway of Three Kings fries for the whole team today.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone explain to me why in 2026 the year of our Lord @aiannucci.bsky.social my peaceful drive to my business for light cleaning has to be disrupted by some wankflap in a big truck.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Caturday with Tessa, who is gorgeous and knows it.
Brown tabby on a pastel rug showing off her magnificent tail.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone else need this on a t-shirt?
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/7T_KKiQiolk?... Early #CaturdayEve offering.
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Aesop Rock - Kirby (Official Video)
YouTube video by Rhymesayers Entertainment
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my god my affected knee just popped.
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Snoopy Dancing Happily with 'YAY!!' on Colorful Backgrounds
ALT: Snoopy Dancing Happily with 'YAY!!' on Colorful Backgrounds
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tomorrow is admin and self-care and maybe some crafting.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’d let Rove McManus slap my husband. #TaskmasterAU
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So this is fucked up. My in-laws live in Pacific and my sister lives in the city.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone else’s sinuses degunking unceremoniously now that the heat’s broken? #StLWx
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only good thing that could have come out of Freedom Fest is an eventual savage takedown by the Queen. @queencokefrancis.com
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Why is everyone so tired all the time?” Because this timeline is exhausting.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s the Equinox, it’s cool outside, and I get to spend the evening with a bunch of giggly kiddos.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So are we gonna Battle Royale these fuckers?
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Battle Royale 2000
ALT: Battle Royale 2000
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Between this and Boeing, I am so glad my stepdad retired from Southwest.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Adding Takashi Wakasugi to the list of people who can just read me the phone book. Dude’s got a Voice. #Taskmaster
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtu.be/PgRafRp-P-o?... Heard this at the dentist and now I’m pondering how badass a One-Hit Wonders recital would be.
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Marc Cohn - Walking in Memphis (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I hear thunder. #StLWx
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, Homelander has really let himself go.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On one hand, today starts a renewed tradition of Sunday Snacks for @jeninthe314.bsky.social for the first time since the stroke. On the other, it’s still fucking hot and the mere thought of going outside gives me the yeeps.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stepped outside to take out the trash and I swear the air went thud right on my head. This is getting old. #StLWX
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#Caturday with 20 years of Boo.
Tabby and white kitty having a snoozle.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me recognizing David Fane on #TaskmasterNZ Fang to the #OFMD Trash out there.
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Screaming Aaaah
ALT: Screaming Aaaah
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To the woman in a Trump shirt complaining about limited salad options at Southfield Schnucks:
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Golden Girls: Well, What Can I Say?!
ALT: Golden Girls: Well, What Can I Say?!
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#FridayFun when one of your Tappers brings you a cool bottle, you turn it into art.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
youtu.be/Wz7LJRFR_jo?... I need this song for my Thursday class.
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Libera - Santa Will Find You
YouTube video by Libera Official
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today in “Well, yeah…”
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The heat is supposed to break on Monday. Anyone else sick of feeling like doom? #StLWx
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I accidentally spilled hot water on my affected hand and it hurts like a motherfucker. I can’t decide if I’m thrilled or annoyed.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally. #StLWx
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I officially adore #Yojimbo because it seems like nobody told Mifune it was supposed to be an action drama until halfway through filming.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Children of narcissists recognizing the pattern:
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Zooey Deschanel's 'So, that happened.' in New Girl
ALT: Zooey Deschanel's 'So, that happened.' in New Girl
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am so fucking ready for the #Equinox y’all don’t even know.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bought myself a new wax melting tin because I’m planning to do damn near 130 candles this year and my current tin is just tragic.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things that hurt my brain: seeing two immigrant women with a Jesus Loves You bumper sticker walking into Walgreen’s sporting Trump 250 t-shirts.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So this just popped into my head. youtu.be/fbUc5nsAPTo?...
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Super Dave - King Of The Road
YouTube video by superdavebobeinstein
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#Caturday with Tessa. Yippee indeed.
A brown fluffy tabby with her paw wrapped around her water bowl. Yippee.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why the fuck are there skybooms?
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can we talk about the casting of young Broom in the first #Hellboy movie? Good god, Kevin Trainor was flawless.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Watching T play #Onimusha and I kinda want to give it the MXC treatment. The protagonist is very Toshiro Mifune-coded. Hot and kinda batshit. Turns out he’s the face and movement model.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
shopstands.com/collections/... Someone talk me out of this.
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Rhys Darby’s Swearwolves Collection | WWDITS
Mind your manners with the "Swearwolves" collection! Perfect for fans of What We Do in the Shadows who appreciate polite undead etiquette
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Floof Wizards!
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If Beefy keeps me up late again tonight, I will grumble.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tomorrow is my big admin day. Gonna redo our roster because we have so many new adds coming tonight. #AutisticAndBored
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