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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️

@dfahnz.bsky.social
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Shop link: just-ok-9-shop.myspreadshop.com Big Mean Carl avi by the great @riotgrlerin.bsky.social Autistic wife/sister/stepmom/teacher. What the hell, damn guy?

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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 15h
I once described Green Room as the only New French Extremity film that isn’t NFE and here you go improving on that.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 19h
Me: You want to vote early this year? T: Nope. Too much tomfoolery afoot.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 20h
Hey @bruceshark.bsky.social you’re a #Finch prize.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Debating my film choices for Hallowe’en. Might do Carnival of Souls again.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He was handsome and popular.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Danny Devito: I Can't
ALT: Danny Devito: I Can't
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Canadians will get this.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve added a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever named Peaches to the Next Dog list.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Martyrs.
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Horror Movie
ALT: Horror Movie
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With a Network chaser.
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Mad As Hell The Network
ALT: Mad As Hell The Network
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Need everyone to watch this AND #Idiocracy because this is where we are.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck yeah, Howard Beale.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
y’all #Network is fucking ON POINT.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Caturday with Boo.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know #GreenerGrass is satire but I swear I’ve met people like this.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Weird little guys.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shoutout to the cutie in the Jack in The Box drive through who complimented my spinny knob on Louise’s steering wheel.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not Oldboy.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dolemite Is My Name for production design.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One mom said “Kids will actually do that?” but her kiddo isn’t chaotic so there we go.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like, I got a new melting tin because my old one was burning out on the bottom and was a bit unwieldy but this is a next-level pour.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today in “how the hell did I do this?” a wee Harvest Spice candle that looks like an espresso shot.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve had to explain the flushing thing to people multiple times. It’s long-timers AND newbies.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today is my last t-shirt day. If we punk out on the rain this weekend Imma grumble.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I stand like that when I’m extremely fatigued. It’s a stroke thing.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice to see Jack Smith is still stupid hot.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To the man I just saw walking over to the Dunkin next to the Best Western on Kirkwood Road:
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Aragorn: You Have My Sword (Lord of the Rings)
ALT: Aragorn: You Have My Sword (Lord of the Rings)
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me when the Tangerine Scream is out of office:
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Donald Duck is sleepy in bed
ALT: Donald Duck is sleepy in bed
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get you a man who supports your shutdown with burgers.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why yes, I did just order a takeaway of Three Kings fries for the whole team today.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BABEY.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay I am healed. Went to Southfield Schnucks and had a pair of adorable cub scouts lose it over my purse. “Space Kitties!”
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Show us the kitten. We need more cute things. Please.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here at Valvoline and it is taking everything I have not to throw my shoe at this fucker who is quizzing their female employee about process. He ain’t asking the guys a damn thing.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m fine, Louise is fine, I’m just fascinated by the upsurge of jerks.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone explain to me why in 2026 the year of our Lord @aiannucci.bsky.social my peaceful drive to my business for light cleaning has to be disrupted by some wankflap in a big truck.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Caturday with Tessa, who is gorgeous and knows it.
Brown tabby on a pastel rug showing off her magnificent tail.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone else need this on a t-shirt?
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jim the Vampire. Dude went toe-to-toe with Matt Berry in a Large Ham competition and damn near crushed him. #WWDiTS
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/7T_KKiQiolk?... Early #CaturdayEve offering.
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Aesop Rock - Kirby (Official Video)
YouTube video by Rhymesayers Entertainment
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my god my affected knee just popped.
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Snoopy Dancing Happily with 'YAY!!' on Colorful Backgrounds
ALT: Snoopy Dancing Happily with 'YAY!!' on Colorful Backgrounds
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tomorrow is admin and self-care and maybe some crafting.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Butters Says Chaos
ALT: Butters Says Chaos
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’d let Rove McManus slap my husband. #TaskmasterAU
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Except it is when the president in question is a reactive toddler.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here’s the locations. Between you and my in-laws being in the main areas I am annoyed. MAHA my ass.
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DFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️ @dfahnz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All I can think is “Bitch, you ain’t Judge Dredd.”
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