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Dex

@dexcoon.bsky.social
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30s coon living in southern Maine. Gearhead, outdoorsy, vintage tech/audio nerd, collector of things, horny gray ace, autistic, anxious, pro socialism, pro gun control, pro nuclear, fuck AI, fuck ICE, 18+ only. Telegram is the same username as here PM ok

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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 2h
Happy Friday. Can I suck your cock?
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 10h
Heat pump water heaters are really nifty. Been running this for a couple months now and my electric bill hasn't really changed, but now I'm not burning oil to heat water. (Ignore the janky installation, this is a temporary placement until I get around to removing the old oil boiler)
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 13h
Being woken up by the neighbor shooting his gun is great 😒
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404 Media @404media.co · 08/10/2026
Iowa man kicks off controversy over religious freedom in the small town of Ottumwa by opening a city council meeting with a prayer to Satan, which then kicked off a debate about the proper time in the meeting agenda to undo the “curse @mjgault.bsky.social story: www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've been getting daily visits from a turkey, a rooster, and 3 ducks. An unlikely group of friends.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yesterday while beating the struts out of the TDI, The Algorithm™ was like "hey, remember this song you haven't heard in over a decade?" and I definitely turned the volume up all the way. www.youtube.com/watch?v=17o1...
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Space Unicorn - Parry Gripp and Brianne Drouhard
YouTube video by ParryGripp
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win
A sketched scene of two anthro red pandas raising arms to be big and intimidating at each other. One is saying, "I want to speak to your manager." The other is replying, "I AM the manager." They are in an electronics shop and other customers mill about in the background.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'd much rather be sucking on a fat dick than doing struts on a mk6 VW
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got my covid and flu jabs. Arms be sore, but I can't be taking breaks 😵‍💫
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
- Radiator, water pump, thermostat - Flushed out the engine block - Spark plugs, wires, distributor cap, rotor - Fuel injectors, cleaned out the fuel rails Seems to be holding all its fluids now, I'm waiting on a fuel pump assembly that I had to order internationally because French.
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Wolffin @thewolffinsnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know a low quality meme I must draw myself in when I see one
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What an oddly specific business model
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
20 years sitting outside with old gas in it definitely did a number on the fuel system. Put new injectors and spark plugs in it, cleaned the distributor, rigged up a temporary fuel system, and it finally runs. Cooling system work is next. It was totally plugged up.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damn, he's got a back sack and a front sack
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dirdwolf @dirdwolf.com · 23/09/2026
the dsm is terrible... it diagnoses societal problems like anxiety or depression (caused by financial insecurity) as medical disorders which completely removes the focus from reform to pharmaceutical or therapeutic treatment. the entire point of it is determining your ability to work. if you
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are you a Thai or Indian curry kind of person? I definitely prefer Indian for curry. If I'm getting Thai I'd rather have pad Thai or drunken noodles
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been thinking a lot and decided maybe it's better not to get a full suit made. I put money down for one over a year ago that the maker hasn't started yet due to personal life stuff. We agreed to just call it off and give me my money back.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I miss the way furry used to be
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Zeus is back from his radioactive iodine therapy. I couldn't get the camera to focus for some reason.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess this can be a #fcf post
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Zeus is back from his radioactive iodine therapy. I couldn't get the camera to focus for some reason.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Come snuggle?
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Zeus got admitted for radioactive iodine therapy for a thyroid tumor/hyperthyroidism. He'll be in for a few days and I'm nervous not having him at home. It's for the best though, this is the gold standard treatment and it has a 95% success rate.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
submitted by discord user
bus stop ad saying "this ad cannot be blocked" with a large sheet of cardboard duct taped over it
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I seem to have developed an egg intolerance? Every time I eat something egg heavy I feel sick for the rest of the day and get these horrible sulfur burps and sometimes end up puking. I never had this before and it started a couple months ago.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had to know what the dirty soda craze was all about and this is absolutely disgusting.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wonder why the fuel pump wasn't working
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jesus fucking christ. Can my neighbors lay off the guns for one fucking day? How is this shit even legal? Go to a shooting range if you really need to shoot guns so badly.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Apparently zoomers are using "polyester" as an insult, and I'm here for it. Maybe more people will stop wearing clothes made up of woven microplastics. Save the environment, stop buying plastic clothes.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Note to self: move washer out of the laundry room next time you rebuild the transmission.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I found a cricket in my basement licking up the water dripping out of a leaky valve.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I found a cricket in my basement licking up the water dripping out of a leaky valve.
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LawyerDog @cmddog.com · 13/07/2026
A nude and definitely not embarrassed Cantio.
Digital furry art. The coyote Cantio is nude and blushing. His uncut dick is fully flaccid. He's pointing offscreen and saying "Heyyy...." while his tail nervously wags. #furry #furryart #nsfwDigital furry art. The coyote Cantio is nude and blushing hard with his teeth clenched and eyes shut tight. His uncut dick is fully flaccid. Someone offscreen is saying "I like how chill Cantio is about being nude." Cantio is pointing offscreen and saying "Yeppp, definitely!! Not embarrassed at alllllll...." while his tail nervously wags. #furry #furryart #nsfw
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hiding in the basement because the neighbors won't stop shooting guns. What a great way to relax.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm stressed. I need snuggles and a vacation.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm so glad I started collecting old cars. www.caranddriver.com/news/a735837...
caranddriver.com
Instrument Clusters Are Now Paid Add-Ons in Two Hyundai Models
The base Ioniq 3 doesn’t seem to offer an instrument cluster at all.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I feel called out
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The leaves are already starting to fall. This has got to be the shortest summer we've had in years.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What happened to summer? :c
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not even remotely surprised thehill.com/policy/energ...
thehill.com
Freedom Fuel gas stations sold stolen fuel, lawsuit claims
Freedom Fuel gas stations, which the Trump administration promoted last month, sold fuel that its supplier never paid for, a lawsuit filed earlier this month claims. The suit, which attorneys for M…
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm buying something with a Delorean engine and a Giugiaro body, but you'll probably never guess what it is.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
....hey, wanna talk about planes?
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 27/08/2026
When aliens see us putting up windmills again after we have harnessed fission.

This is the most ghetto sh*t I've ever seen in my life.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Water, tomato paste, high fructose corn syrup, vinegar..... This is ketchup, not marinara. How dare you.
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm exactly the type of person who spends $150 fixing a 30 year old washing machine that I could get on Facebook Marketplace for $50
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Some tin grille Dodge to help you through your Tuesday #TinGrilleTuesday
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Dex @dexcoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy Monday. I broke my glasses, I feel sick, and I got shit on by a seagull at work. Hopefully that's my bad luck over with for the week.
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