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johnny deformed

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toni collette's ear doctor. miss collette call me please

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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 18h
couldnt watch this episode and i had the vhs and my friends wanted to watch it on my 7th birthday so i went in my room
mr burns alien
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 21h
Tuner (2026)
Dr Tobias Fünke with an ear bandage saying "I got blown"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i love ur little peanut dog
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If a narrative game is good but not great, I probably won't finish it. If a roguelike is annoying and number go up, I will play it for 300 hours
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good job
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Abundance used to be a hopeful idea, now libertarians took it to mean "we don't have to slow down" Effective altruism too, then they took it to mean "all the money should be mine"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
doctored tweet from michael caine: "Pack it up pack it in batman begin"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my dad did this once but he didnt make it, just pulled the car into some rural driveway and vaulted out saying 'oh jesus'
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"why would I deceive you"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Road by cormac mcarthy but they have to eat everything they touch
unpublished post: "The child picked up a bar of soap from the abandoned bathroom.
His father scowled at him, exiting. "Boy. If we can't eat it, we don't use it." His banana peel gloves squished around the door handle.
The child put back the soap. He recalled the time his father had made him eat a book he'd secretly been reading.
"Come on. We've got to eat these clothes before nightfall."
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pleased ta make yaw 'quaintance, soi-ah
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
are you gonna do that dog dating app orrr is that up for grabs
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
always wondered if i should try dicey dungeons, thanks!
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello you like both of my favourite roguelikes of all time do you have any others that tickled you One of mine is shogun showdown, high skill ceiling and replayability
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good wish~ precious pup
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i begin every chatgpt request with "how might a handsome fellow like me, and his hideous assistant (you),"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i would kill to be wearing a damp shirt at all times
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you got a lot of feet
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arrested Development (2003-2006) was too powerful to include
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nudging him with little paddles on long sticks like mooring a ship
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
secret service politely shepherding his doused body away from the open flames
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hail to you and praise to Re! The heads of the Children of Impotence have been removed. (BDF)
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wow thank u
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Exodia
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the disagreement I think. The viewpoint in your post builds in the assumption that data centers are inevitable. Most ordinary people don't want them to even exist, for all the ways they cause harm to the climate, and more. I'd guess these protestors feel that way, and Amazon does not.
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
damn i forgot yoshis island
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Amazon* knows exactly what they're doing. They don't need to be reached, they need to be blockaded
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Id have shaken your hand brother!
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my brother in law was on that bee
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank to you ive nowve spent $350 their store
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
no pls :)
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
edited for brevity and reuse
Same image as the OP, with the quote cut down to simply give the sentiment: "This is the first time in my adult life where there's an issue that's going to directly impact me"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
edited for brevity and reuse
Same image as the OP, with the quote cut down to simply give the sentiment: "This is the first time in my adult life where there's an issue that's going to directly impact me"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the primary benefit of money (cash, or 'dollars' to some) is getting nice things for people you care about
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
why would you ever want to extradite someone from your own state, for doing something that is legal in your own state, to another state that wants to criminalise the thing that people in your own state do freely why do you need to protect that power
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
so U like 2 giggle, huh
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have a great day frankie!
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
every nowing then
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i just spilt my drink!!!
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i will call you gungabelle. and the boy, gungabello. he will be a burden to you, but his simplemindedness will provide much needed levity
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
like that body ah one that's good
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
mouse! mouse! mouse!
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
in new zealand one of our biggest cultural icons is the woman who does the ads for a homewares store. The Briscoes Lady has no real name but she's part of the stitching of our societal fabric
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
man, have you ever wished to have a truck
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
love how he talks to her as he would a foreign language speaker or a child
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
david lynch really was that bitch tho
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