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johnny deformed

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toni collette's ear doctor. miss collette call me please

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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
im making a videogame
screenshot of a placeholder-assets early version of a GTA clone in which a HUD objective says 'kill the pedophile' and points to a marked pedestrian
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
couldnt watch this episode and i had the vhs and my friends wanted to watch it on my 7th birthday so i went in my room
mr burns alien
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tuner (2026)
Dr Tobias Fünke with an ear bandage saying "I got blown"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
doctored tweet from michael caine: "Pack it up pack it in batman begin"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Road by cormac mcarthy but they have to eat everything they touch
unpublished post: "The child picked up a bar of soap from the abandoned bathroom.
His father scowled at him, exiting. "Boy. If we can't eat it, we don't use it." His banana peel gloves squished around the door handle.
The child put back the soap. He recalled the time his father had made him eat a book he'd secretly been reading.
"Come on. We've got to eat these clothes before nightfall."
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
edited for brevity and reuse
Same image as the OP, with the quote cut down to simply give the sentiment: "This is the first time in my adult life where there's an issue that's going to directly impact me"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me after 1 laura palmer
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ants be looking crazy when there sexed
A sextant labelled 'a sextant'
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed said 'dont put in the newspaper that im complicit'
section of an IG post from ed sheeran: "I am not complicit. I have my personal views on this devastating conflict. Just because I choose not to speak publicly it doesn't mean i don't have them, and it doesn't mean i don't care. nor does it mean i don't support causes in my own, personal way."
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
no screens on this 9 hour flight
David puddy in Seinfeld on the airplane where he says "that's right" he's just gonna stare at the back of the seat
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
joker hangin out da window
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the very same fat fuck cat image from the OP where he sits in a transparent bowl and we see all his shit from below, with added text superimposed 'you are going to have a beautiful day'
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
r/trueoffmychest
"my friend transitioned and is naming herself mildred. i want to be supportive, but fucking mildred?"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
is this why they care so much about this odyssey business
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
book of kells (old irish bible) is full of these guys
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
totally
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I didn't think we were rowin
Inside the pub from the banshees of inisherin
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
(going back in time and forcing my fingers into the mouths of the founding fathers) show me those fucken lips i know you got em
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
sleepin boned-up comfy-style
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Giuseppe Lemons
Jesse plemons with a thin black moustache that I drew on
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
There must be a version of this in every country. Try some lemon juice on it before eating
Maggi onion soup + reduced cream - Kiwi onion dip
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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"people who don't put their carts back are terrorists"

Reply: "not everyone is able bodied"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This guy is nuts
Reddit screenshot 'Gennady tartakovsky comedic EDM musical series heist safari will have "every episode executed as just one shot and they will not be told in chronological order"' plus a picture of the guy looking like "yeah so what"
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
quotes disabled
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
just going for a
A wall inscribed in spanish where the prominent word is 'cruzaron'
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
chuck norris has died. he was weak
McBain from the simpsons in the still in which he says the popular meme, "that's the joke."
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Skull toilet with a dark souls area caption reading Tomb of the Giants
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
She probably only eats narchos
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Stopping in for my second spaghetti meal of the week
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Every day I drink a coffee and I spend 20 minutes in the colourful hallway and arrive on earth as a humongus baby
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Charlie Kelly and a half speech bubble implying he is saying the quoted text
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