Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just beat Messmer and he's probably my favorite boss in Elden Ring, both in visual design and the fight itself. Why'd Marika and Radagon continue having kids after that? They peaked, man. Like, thanks for Ranni, but y'all coulda stopped, sincerely. 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm well aware that they push that shit hard in the DLC. But I got something they'll never have. Nihil 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026While I grow increasingly tired and frustrated of Miyazaki's Infinite Bag of Little Tricks That Make You Die™, I am very excited to finally sit down for the DLC 2 years later. When it came out, I wasn't hungry for more Elden Ring, but right now, I am famished, brother. 130
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The melancholy that comes with sitting in the Roundtable Hold after beating Elden Ring (basegame) again still hits like crazy 4 years later. Obviously a phenomenal game, I had a lot more mental space for the world this time around, and it was so much better for it. 140
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Been playing a lot of Elden Ring, and I forgot how much of the intuitive counterplay amounts to not having been born in the same era as the attack pattern you tried to dodge. 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This Chess puzzle poses a simple exercise in personal values. When the rules to winning are clear, would you sacrifice that only to add a bit more beauty to the world? A joy the guidelines would never hold dear? Which of these will you be remembered for? Can you live with that? 000
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026After years of putting it off, I finally finished Better Call Saul. Truly unreal. They really did all that shit. I don't think I could name a piece of media so top to bottom intentional if I tried, and I'll be lucky to see another in my lifetime. 000
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026First impressions of WoW forever are largely positive. It's definitely Retail with Classic skinned on top of it, both for better and worse. I hope they keep a nice medium Most importantly, they added a quest that makes you do this in Thunder Bluff and I'm full of whimsy about it 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Extremely stoked for World of Warcraft Forever. Gonna be a good week for me with Ocarina of Time the day after, as well. I know I'm being nostalgia farmed, but I'm happy to be a little crop sometimes, a lickle bit of lettuce. 020
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The OoT remake looks so good if you don't have some tweets in your ear telling you it sucks. 060
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I forgot how often Better Call Saul is moved forward by a Drug Traficking AMV. 100
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Teaching your children certain behaviors should be called Heir Conditioning. 050
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If it was any other game, today's 2XKO patch would be celebrated so widely, man. I'm having the time of my life, misty eyed. Better this way, though, the gutpunch would've been crazy if they announced the active development stop after Lux/Samira releases. 011
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm not a hater nor a lover of the new OoT artstyle. I think it does do a lot of the atmosphere and environments justice, but the characters do look like lifeless dolls in a lot of ways. Overall excited, though. Sheik looks awesome. 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Rewatched 2 seasons of Better Call Saul in 2 days and now my entire inner monologue is Jimmy McEhrmantraut 021
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Finally sat down and watched Blue Eye Samurai, and I gotta say, don't they know killing people is ILLEGAL??? They shouldn't be doing all that!!!!!! 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Been saying for years that I try to be an affable dude, only to find out nobody knows that word and thinks I'm calling myself fuckable. Let the records show I'm only one of these things. 1100
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Decided to play through Elden Ring again, and I always forget that From Soft at some point decided that the backstab noise should sound like Tyler1 clipping the mic. 040
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sometimes those close to you really just don't get to wake up the next day, huh? What a life. 020
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026And if for nothing else, I'll forever remember 2XKO for being the game that broke my Fighting Game Apathy (10 hours of training mode and never playing again) I've had since COVID. It's great to enjoy fighting games like I used to and this is the one that did it. Happy memory. 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm sad as hell about 2XKO stopping development. Really like that game, man. Really only barely started playing and enjoying that game. It remaining online is huge, though. Hope it stays that way. I'll probably continue playing for fun for a long time :). 180
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Been getting through Punch-Out Wii over the past couple weeks and man, title defense is no joke. Glass Joe has mix, man. King Hippo is a piece of shit. 000
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I'll do my best to find a cure for our ailment, through alternative medicine like playing video games. 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Y'all think that if I start Fire Emblem Three Houses again, that this is the time I'll get further than 5-10 hours in before dropping off again? Or is this time different? Is this the time spoken about in myth? 120
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Do you think the monkeys think about me as much from inside the ball, as I do them, outside the ball. How Super we talkin? 130
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The many algorithms are trying to get me into Disc Golf today, and I gotta say, if I didn't already do archery, extremely appealing. 220
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It's honestly kinda messed up they make Electrode come out the garbage in this game. 030
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Tokon is the first fighting game since Xrd that makes me wanna do cool combos instead of optimal ones. It's rhythm and combo structure is very different from what I'm used to or was expecting, and while it has some limiting factors, the options within those walls are high. 020
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Crazy that every modern fighting game has autocombos and is completely chill, but everybody still does The Autocombo Discourse EVERY release. We're gonna be doing the motion inputs being too hard discourse next week, when everybody re-re-realizes autocombos have a low ceiling. 030
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 06/08/2026What if they made MARVEL TOKOPIA and you to unlock Spider-Man you gotta build New York to scale as his habitat? 000
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 05/08/2026People hitting me up to try League Classic like the good old days and I have to remind them that that's the version of the game we all uninstalled on purpose. You're not baiting me back into that life, man. 050
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I've been watching speedruns of this game for like 15-20 years, but only tried playing it for myself this weekend, and I gotta say, the people were right, man. Punch-Out is an all-timer, holds up like crazy. Had as much if not more fun with these fights as in any From Soft game. 020
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Learned to beat Mike Tyson in Punch-Out and then beat the game front to back. But most impressively, I spent like 4 hours beating Mr Dream (Mike Tyson) on Switch, through a capture card, with a wireless controller. More frames of input delay than hours this took. Don't do this. 140
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I hate finishing a bag of something and then it says "To share" or "family size" on it, man. Let me be a fat chud piece of shit, man, I'm trying to languish in peace. 000
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I hate how algorithms are nowadays, cause I'll look up how to swap the earpads on my headphones and now every video in my feed is how to swap the earpads of differnt types of headphones. Like, bro, I'm not an earpad swapping fan. I'm not a part of the earpad swapping community. 182
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Been watching an Australian TV show the past few days and now my entire inner monologue is a little bogan dude. 110
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Why'd they do that to him? Did he mess up a job? Didn't traffic the right youth? 100
