Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just beat Messmer and he's probably my favorite boss in Elden Ring, both in visual design and the fight itself. Why'd Marika and Radagon continue having kids after that? They peaked, man. Like, thanks for Ranni, but y'all coulda stopped, sincerely. 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The melancholy that comes with sitting in the Roundtable Hold after beating Elden Ring (basegame) again still hits like crazy 4 years later. Obviously a phenomenal game, I had a lot more mental space for the world this time around, and it was so much better for it. 140
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Been playing a lot of Elden Ring, and I forgot how much of the intuitive counterplay amounts to not having been born in the same era as the attack pattern you tried to dodge. 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This Chess puzzle poses a simple exercise in personal values. When the rules to winning are clear, would you sacrifice that only to add a bit more beauty to the world? A joy the guidelines would never hold dear? Which of these will you be remembered for? Can you live with that? 000
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026After years of putting it off, I finally finished Better Call Saul. Truly unreal. They really did all that shit. I don't think I could name a piece of media so top to bottom intentional if I tried, and I'll be lucky to see another in my lifetime. 000
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026First impressions of WoW forever are largely positive. It's definitely Retail with Classic skinned on top of it, both for better and worse. I hope they keep a nice medium Most importantly, they added a quest that makes you do this in Thunder Bluff and I'm full of whimsy about it 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Extremely stoked for World of Warcraft Forever. Gonna be a good week for me with Ocarina of Time the day after, as well. I know I'm being nostalgia farmed, but I'm happy to be a little crop sometimes, a lickle bit of lettuce. 020
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The OoT remake looks so good if you don't have some tweets in your ear telling you it sucks. 060
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I forgot how often Better Call Saul is moved forward by a Drug Traficking AMV. 100
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Teaching your children certain behaviors should be called Heir Conditioning. 050
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If it was any other game, today's 2XKO patch would be celebrated so widely, man. I'm having the time of my life, misty eyed. Better this way, though, the gutpunch would've been crazy if they announced the active development stop after Lux/Samira releases. 011
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm not a hater nor a lover of the new OoT artstyle. I think it does do a lot of the atmosphere and environments justice, but the characters do look like lifeless dolls in a lot of ways. Overall excited, though. Sheik looks awesome. 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Rewatched 2 seasons of Better Call Saul in 2 days and now my entire inner monologue is Jimmy McEhrmantraut 021
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Finally sat down and watched Blue Eye Samurai, and I gotta say, don't they know killing people is ILLEGAL??? They shouldn't be doing all that!!!!!! 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Been saying for years that I try to be an affable dude, only to find out nobody knows that word and thinks I'm calling myself fuckable. Let the records show I'm only one of these things. 1100
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Decided to play through Elden Ring again, and I always forget that From Soft at some point decided that the backstab noise should sound like Tyler1 clipping the mic. 040
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sometimes those close to you really just don't get to wake up the next day, huh? What a life. 020
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm sad as hell about 2XKO stopping development. Really like that game, man. Really only barely started playing and enjoying that game. It remaining online is huge, though. Hope it stays that way. I'll probably continue playing for fun for a long time :). 180
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Been getting through Punch-Out Wii over the past couple weeks and man, title defense is no joke. Glass Joe has mix, man. King Hippo is a piece of shit. 000
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Y'all think that if I start Fire Emblem Three Houses again, that this is the time I'll get further than 5-10 hours in before dropping off again? Or is this time different? Is this the time spoken about in myth? 120
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Do you think the monkeys think about me as much from inside the ball, as I do them, outside the ball. How Super we talkin? 130
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The many algorithms are trying to get me into Disc Golf today, and I gotta say, if I didn't already do archery, extremely appealing. 220
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It's honestly kinda messed up they make Electrode come out the garbage in this game. 030
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Tokon is the first fighting game since Xrd that makes me wanna do cool combos instead of optimal ones. It's rhythm and combo structure is very different from what I'm used to or was expecting, and while it has some limiting factors, the options within those walls are high. 020
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Crazy that every modern fighting game has autocombos and is completely chill, but everybody still does The Autocombo Discourse EVERY release. We're gonna be doing the motion inputs being too hard discourse next week, when everybody re-re-realizes autocombos have a low ceiling. 030
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 06/08/2026What if they made MARVEL TOKOPIA and you to unlock Spider-Man you gotta build New York to scale as his habitat? 000
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 05/08/2026People hitting me up to try League Classic like the good old days and I have to remind them that that's the version of the game we all uninstalled on purpose. You're not baiting me back into that life, man. 050
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Learned to beat Mike Tyson in Punch-Out and then beat the game front to back. But most impressively, I spent like 4 hours beating Mr Dream (Mike Tyson) on Switch, through a capture card, with a wireless controller. More frames of input delay than hours this took. Don't do this. 140
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I hate finishing a bag of something and then it says "To share" or "family size" on it, man. Let me be a fat chud piece of shit, man, I'm trying to languish in peace. 000
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I hate how algorithms are nowadays, cause I'll look up how to swap the earpads on my headphones and now every video in my feed is how to swap the earpads of differnt types of headphones. Like, bro, I'm not an earpad swapping fan. I'm not a part of the earpad swapping community. 182
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Been watching an Australian TV show the past few days and now my entire inner monologue is a little bogan dude. 110
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 25/07/2026There's been this rumor going around that the game is called Super Monkey Ball because the Monkey is inside of the Ball, but I can't find any hard evidence of this, and I think we should be more vigilant about confirming information before posting it, you know? 120
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My current game rotation is SpiritVale, Splatoon Raiders and Mystery Dungeon DX. I'm in that DEEP grind, man, I'm practically skateboarding. 030
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Learning Mandarin Chinese is just spending every week figuring out you're doing the tones and reading pinyin wrong again and starting back from zero like it's the Infinite Tsukuyomi. 021
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 20/07/2026One of my favorite small bits in One Piece is that sometimes new and hyperspecific things get added to the list of things that Nico Robin Find Cute And/Or Interesting. And every day is a battle between me and knowing that I would never be on that list. 120
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 16/07/2026There's still some rough edges in my form, but I truly am getting there. I'm getting to the point where my archery isn't just impressive to the layman, but also other archers, and it's hard to express how nuts that is to reach. 050
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Finally had time to finish season 1 of Akane Banashi, and there were some things I'd wish they'd let breathe more early on, but they kind of hit their stride and swung 30 homeruns in a row by the end. I'm glad it got treated so well. 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Steve Jobs removed the headphone jack and now it's 2026 and I gotta listen to AI generated Roblox horror stories behind me on the bus, that are somehow equally loud as the crying child it's preventing. Look at my society, man. 130
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Somebody said I look strong today which has never happened before. I wasn't even aware that I could look a certain way to be completely honest with you LMAO. Feels nice man. 010
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 09/07/20262XKO is the first fighting game I've played longer than a week in years, it's great. But they be doing some fucked up shit to you in that game, they run some abhorrent shit on you over there. Me? I play honest, my pressure is kind, friendly even, extremely blockable. 020
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 08/07/2026A secret benefit to Generative AI is that I used to get e-mail and written conversation mogged by people using em dashes, now all of them are getting bullied and I no longer get wholly owned by any odd eloquent typist. Perhaps ruining all that drinking water is worth it. 000
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 05/07/2026It sucks that in the final 5 minutes, Skyward Sword proves the batles could've been a fun eb and flow rhythm game the entire time, and chose to make you Wait or Parry for 40 hours. Anyway, despite my complaints, it was worth finishing. I genuinely LOVE everything, except playing. 150
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Can somebody create a reality TV game show called DevTwoThousand Wins $10,000,000, where I go on and win $10,000,000? Thank you. 020
Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Getting closer to beating Skyward Sword, and I love everything except playing it. Why is every dungeon frontloaded with 2-5 hours of "Dang, dude, door's closed, perhaps you should ask around?" into "Hm, sounds tough, maybe you should walk around?" And only then does Fi wake up. 250
