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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This Chess puzzle poses a simple exercise in personal values. When the rules to winning are clear, would you sacrifice that only to add a bit more beauty to the world? A joy the guidelines would never hold dear? Which of these will you be remembered for? Can you live with that?
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ya feckn tru dud.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First impressions of WoW forever are largely positive. It's definitely Retail with Classic skinned on top of it, both for better and worse. I hope they keep a nice medium Most importantly, they added a quest that makes you do this in Thunder Bluff and I'm full of whimsy about it
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jesse Pinkman? Nah dude, that's my
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's honestly kinda messed up they make Electrode come out the garbage in this game.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I have a type.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yeah yeah
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Learned to beat Mike Tyson in Punch-Out and then beat the game front to back. But most impressively, I spent like 4 hours beating Mr Dream (Mike Tyson) on Switch, through a capture card, with a wireless controller. More frames of input delay than hours this took. Don't do this.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There's still some rough edges in my form, but I truly am getting there. I'm getting to the point where my archery isn't just impressive to the layman, but also other archers, and it's hard to express how nuts that is to reach.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It sucks that in the final 5 minutes, Skyward Sword proves the batles could've been a fun eb and flow rhythm game the entire time, and chose to make you Wait or Parry for 40 hours. Anyway, despite my complaints, it was worth finishing. I genuinely LOVE everything, except playing.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
3 hours ago I was crying at cutscenes of characters I've come to love, since then all I've done is walk around, talk around and now this shit. Skyward Sword would be such a good 20 hour game, man. Yes, each note is an individual collectible.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Shot a competition the other day at an empty target, and it's always a bit of a confrontation, cause you can't mentally hide your mistakes as somebody else's later LMAO. But I shot a 270, a 9 average exactly, even with those visible mistakes, so I'm happy and proud.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You know what time it is
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Been playing Twilight Princess with the goal of beating it for the first time, and I've been thinking about them every hour of every day since beating Snowpeak Ruins.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Got Master Ball this season with a Grass only team, my favorite type in Pokémon. This was hard, grass has it ROUGH, man. I was too stubborn to switch off Megamega. Just run trick room with Sinistcha/Scovillain instead, I think. This was hella fun, though brutal. LMAO. 10/10
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Recorded myself today, and had this shot where like, every single step of the way I was feeling unsure (and it's noticeable) and still hit the 10.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
:)
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Set a goal for myself of getting to Master Ball with specifically a snow team that actually uses ice types, cause I used to run hail teams when I last battled in Gen 4/5. It's stupid and inconsequential, but I'm proud of myself. I took these bozos all the way. I love Pokémon :).
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Jam's 2S drops the rabbit :(
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This month will be 5 years since I started archery as a hobby, and my biggest flex is that I disfigure the middle of any given target so consistently that I've become one of the main reasons to throw away and replace them.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
HELP ME!!!! HELP!!! AAAAAAAAAA HELP ME!!!!
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A weird dog was spotted above Silvermoon City today.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I'm sayin'
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Apparently I LOVE Batsugun, man. That 1CC is coming for sure.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
woah
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Made some essential macros before levelling in WoW today.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
ZeroRanger is a fucked up game for freaks and you should play it immediately.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Yeah.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
After you beat the game you can review your climbing route, and this is what That Part of the climb looked like LMFAO. I call it the PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE trail
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Found out that the savefile screen in Cairn shows you your climbing route and I just about died seeing mine. You can see the exact moment I started running out of food LMAO.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I'm gonna be so annoying if this keeps up, man. I'm gonna be such a dickhead about this shit all the time, dude.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Alright, fellas, I think we're running out of places to put the Z in zombie game titles and we gotta give something else a try.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Unemployment is so sick, man.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
When somebody tells me to "just ask AI"
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Call me chronic the way I've been sick as hell for a long time.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
As per usual I'm having a dogass Christmas, but at least they gave King Dedede a santa hat to wear in Kirby Air Riders, unleashing his full power at last.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Hate when a game tries to justify the heinous actions of it's villains by making you play as them.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Haven't done this in a couple years I think, but these are my 4 standout favorite games from the year. Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Some say I still got it, others say "How'd you get in my house? I'm calling the police" but that's unrelated.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
What the
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
In case you're wondering what excessive force looks like.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
BOO
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Decided to be the first person to reach 4 digits, which doesn't look impressive, until you realize you have to flip coins for 30 hours in 2 days. Do not do that. I will of course sink to like 400th in a week, but I will always have gotten here first, I guess. 🥲
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I haven't achieved much in 2025, but at least I am coinflip famous.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Tough day on Summoner's Rift.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Everybody at camp: "The freedoms I've lost through circumstance and a tadpole are unforgivable, we must band together and against all odds, stand up, to never let this unconscionable crime against humanity reach more people than it already has." Minthara:
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I love when a game deems my choice objectively correct.
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Dev @devtwothousand.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"League of Legends will open" is a lethal threat
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