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Dad, coder, gamer and sci-fi fan

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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The choice of these stock photos and the badly edited in products are particularly hilarious to me. It's for an Axolotl Squishy
Two photos at slight angles.

The photograph on the left has a caption "Release stress" with a laughing white man in a suit grasping a badly photo edited axolotl squishy, his expression says "I'm quite unhinged". 

The photo on the right has the caption "Vent anger", the photograph is of a smiling lady in a business suit. She is pulling a similar squishy apart and her face as the expression of "young child who has just seen their first magic trick"
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Grammatically incorrect Doctor
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Time for tea. I feel like @histoftech.bsky.social would approve of the mug.
An old mug saying "I'd rather be surfing the net"

The old mug says "I'd rather be" across the top of the mug and "Surfing the Net" underneath. There is a wave being surfed by a two button mouse underneath the "Surfing the Net" text.
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This is a "You wait until later" face. Their human is in trouble.
A cat wearing what can only be described as a plastic astronaut helmet with vents at the top and little plastic cat ears. They also have two little blue silicon cat gloves on. This cat is definitely going to suffocate their owner while they sleep.
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
My well worn Xmas jumper is going to be making an appearance this week.
Xmas jumper with Merry Christmas from Vault-Tec on it.
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Mine looks like this, I'd go without a grill to save the cleaning faff 😅
Greyish blue Kia Niro EV
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've got you
Four 250g bags of coffee from Rave.
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
If you want a change I recommend "Really Bad Chess" where you find out what it's like to play against 7 knights at once. The angles get a bit tricky. I hate it and also love it.
A chess board without the usual pieces. For example the white has 4 rooks, 2 queens, 3 bishops, 2 knights and 2 pawns along with the king
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Tried to use a coin for scale to show the size of this spider. It looks like I'm trying to pay her off. This is what would be considered a very large spider in the UK.
Spider on a white wall. A hand holds up a one point coin for scale. The spider is about 8cm long with legs at rest (3.3 inches)
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social I saw some lovely mushrooms on a coastal walk
Two mushrooms growing in the grass, they haven't fully developed so the heads are slightly egg shapedClassic looking mushroom, brown with an umbrella like head
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
FYI @cstrawbridgeart.bsky.social there's someone pretending to be you sending out fake PayPal links
Fake profile trying to scam
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Comfort food attack, there is no defence
A bowl of pasta in tomato sauce with sliced french sausages, green beans, red peppers and cheese
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Are the lichess puzzles harder than the chess dot com ones? Only I seem to have found my stride a bit and want some trickier ones
Chess.com puzzle chess score panel. 227,732 points. Streak of 30 and rank of 2536
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Lads, the latest comfort food has dropped
Miso noodle soup with green beans, red peppers and lamb
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Managed a lovely checkmate at chess tonight against a reasonably strong player. He was tired but I'll take the win 😎 Final position was this
Final setup for a chess game. Black has a check mate on white.
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The walk went well. 6 miles plus a bit that I didn't record at the start.
Google Fitbit walk report. Did 14,202 steps. Burned 1,130 calories. Walked 6 miles.
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Have a little scroll break and enjoy these calming crickets during a French sunset
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Took a photo of this cricket hiding in a forested area in the South of France. Pretty good camouflage
Camouflaged cricket on the floor in a dry woodland
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Cooled off today
Muddy man holding his arms slightly above his shoulders. Mud is all over him, even his hair and face
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I used to collect them about 30 years ago. I have a few
Lots of old edition magic the gathering cards
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Managed my longest chess puzzle streak. These things are getting quite tricky now I've been doing them for a while
Chess.com puzzles. 17 streak
 
188,561 points 
Rank 2094
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I like the small joys. Managed to find a reasonably priced tiny thermos flask for my coffee. I like small strong coffees so this is perfect. Also saw a fox on the path ahead of me, which is very unusual in the countryside when walking. No photo as it was too far away for my phone.
A small silver thermos flask held up by a man's hand. In the background are some blurred ferns with trees behind them.
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This very hastily cooked, badly presented, ramen was delicious. I added a lot of chilli oil and the pollen count is high so I did a lot of sneezing for joy
A bowl of noodles, peppers, chicken and green beans with a miso soup. Badly presented but delicious
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I wonder if it's this classic
Two panels. The first is an image of a man resting with monitoring devices attached to his head that reads "You use the UPDATE command to fix one record"

The second panel shows a close up of the man awake with his eyes wide. It reads "1,276,000 rows affected"
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Good fun, I like the gameplay loop. This was my first play through
Screenshot from the summary screen on a game called "Into the Restless Ruins" the screen title says "Your harvested the warden" with some stats below
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I have a selection for that reason. I have chess club later so this cup is today's vessel of choice. It should be more like a timble because I'm not very good
A mug with "Tears of the people I beat at chess" on it. The mug is white and the writing is in black capital letters with irregular handwriting. There are chess pieces running along the bottom of the mug
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I went into the countryside for a couple of hours walking. The clouds were very dramatic today
A green field with a small hill running across the length of the photo. On the hill sit a couple of trees. Beyond the trees a large cumulus cloud rises up into the blue sky. In the foreground a tree reaches over the top of the cloud and shades the person taking the photo.
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Treated myself to some lovely little espresso cups (90ml / 3oz)
4 cups with saucers sitting on a black worktop. The cups are grey with light grey speckling and the inside of each cup is also speckled and coloured. There are 4 colours, one per cup. The colours are sage green, yellowy orange, red and light blue
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
In terms of fun scary, the end sequence of Dying Light with the horde chasing you. In terms of not fun scary. It has to be "Rescue on Fractalus" on the C64. That game terrified the heck out of a 5 year old me
Old Commodore 64 graphics. The picture is from inside a space craft. An alien is hammering its fists on the cockpit window. The alien is wearing a yellow jump suit, it's skin is bluey green, it has two bulging frog eyes and circular mouth with sharp teeth
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Broccoli is 8p at ASDA at the moment. For those in the UK who feel like making some kind of broccoli based masterpiece. I guess prices might vary locally, who knows.
ASDA receipt showing broccoli priced at £0.08 or 8p
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Dinner anyone?
A bowl of noodle soup. Mushrooms, peppers, spring onions, pork belly and noodles in a miso soup.
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Saw a family of roe deer while walking through the woods
Roe deer in a field. The photo is taken through some branches, these can be seen in the foreground. To the right of the image is a beautiful tree with pink blossom
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Mutt?
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. Game of dice and Mutt the dog's head is in the middle of the dice table, it's a graphics bug
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Also found a Merry Christmas mushroom
Bracket fungus with Merry Christmas carved into it
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social I found some nice mushrooms in the English woods
Hundreds of small turkey tail mushrooms on a log
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Not to be too much of a coffee bore but I have a nice setup here. Relatively cheap with excellent coffee. It's not a one button instacoffee because I like it that I can do it wrong and learn something. Delonghi Dedica with a replacement bottomless portafilter & Sage Dose Control Pro grinder
A coffee setup. Sage Dose Control Pro on the left, it is a silver coffee grinder with the beans in the hopper at the top, a single button knob to press to grind coffee. To the right is a red espresso machine, a Delonghi Dedica. Between the two is a knock bucket for grinds. In the foreground is a black rubber tamping station and wooden handled tamper
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Good the clocks jumped forward what the hell time is it mean to be morning At least the coffee is good at this establishment* *My house
Yellow espresso coffee cup and saucer. In the background is a sunny patio and garden
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
My nephew did one of me years ago. Used it as my profile photo for a long time
Drawing of a man with dark hair
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Tonight's entertainment has arrived. Looking forward to this @davecook.bsky.social
The Killtopia Collection hardback graphic novel
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This is the sort of thing I've started doing during work calls when I need to concentrate on talking people through personal or professional issues. I'm not very good at painting, I do enjoy it though and it calms my thoughts.
Earbuds case with a golden logo painted on. It sits next to a coffee coaster tile with a scruffily painted blue coffee cup on it. Flecks of paint are on the desk top.
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I haven't played a chess game vs a human for about a year online. I think I've improved a bit. Managed to engineer walking this pawn all the way up to the 7th rank 😅 I've just spent a year doing puzzles and lessons. Plus playing at the local club. All the players there are very strong
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Just thought I'd see if the electric fire in my rental house fire place came out. Turns out it does and behind it looks like a monster cave from an RPG game. Complete with animal bone
Empty blackened brick fireplace with chicken bone and old bird droppings
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I'm on it! Enjoy the weekend 🤘
Smiling man holding a mug with the words "Tears of the people I beat at chess" on it
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Me trying to have a conversation with another adult while my kids are around
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Incredibly accurate for me
A funny astrology take on people of the Cancer sign. In the middle of the picture is a tired looking person with a cat and a love heart. Around the outside are various observations.

"Can argue extremely well but chooses peace instead"

"Mostly pessimistic but idealizes the future"

"Secretly angry"

"Has a complicated relationship with math"

"Tired in every way of that word"

"Notices everything"
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Someone asked if there were any rules about turtles. Finally something I'm able to give a good answer about.
Someone asked if there are rules about turtles. The reply is a list of rules.

1. There need to be four
2. You can't ask for me
3. The crimewave has to be high
4. The police and detectives have to be furious 
5. The police and detectives have to be unable to find the source of the lethally evil force
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
These assembly instructions go hard
Assembly instructions, the first step is "Screw the knob"
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Just about to use it and checked the supplier. I reckon you had a dud one somehow
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The Lidl by me has it with the sun dried tomatoes. Crisis averted
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Dev @devron.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Everyone else went to sleep so I went out for pudding instead of dinner. I couldn't decide so I went for two.
A raspberry croissant. The croissant is dusted in sugar, has a single raspberry on top resting on some jam/jelly with a single curl of white chocolateA thick slice of cheesecake with an Oreo on top. The cheesecake has a dark base made of Oreo crumbs and Oreo pieces in the cheesecake mixture
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