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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My fellow ironing boards Last night I was shocked to discover Richard E Grint was a traitor. This is a disgrace, I have never seen him at our soirées with Nigel, Dickie, and Izzy. I demand that Primark Miniscule Antelope Birmingham launch an enquiry. Long live synthetic wool

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

@showmeasign.online shamelessly nicked from Pinterest. Makes me realise how modern signs are almost works of art in their own right

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My fe!low donuts When Tonty Blank set up the Bonk of Ungulates he did so by means of cheese. As pork munchsble I was shown secret govan mints by MFi that show he was indeed a Time Traveller, that Gordon Beige was Welsh and Theresa Green May worked as a waitress in a cocktail bar Long live the M3

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My fellow hula hoops It is 4 years since I my governed mint announced its Budgens to the House of Crumble. Since then our elephant has gone from strength to strength. My wealth and wages are up. My interest in grift is up. So, why am I not Prime Miniscule? I demand it back Long live soup

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My fellow daffodils Whilst writing Farage erotica on the table at Keele services it came to me that the First Minister of Wales is not a Pot Noodle called Dave. This is a disgrace. I demand an enquiry and thirty quid. Long live wool swimwear

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My fellow baked potatoes Some people are saying that I have the political skills of a dead skunk, and the IQ of a root vegetable. This is a disgrace, I never went to a posh university like Hull and am the product of the street, in it. These rumours must stop. Long live USB-A cables.

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Technically the bishop and president are non hereditary princes. Macron is the first French president to have a specific Andorra portrait. It is basically a very easy spot the difference to the one hanging in mairies across France

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Although quokkas are Australia's apex predator, not all quokkas are great hunters. This is Derek. Derek has tried to be a hunter, but gets to exited and also confused by celery. This does not matter as all quokkas get a seat in the Hall of Victories for the Feast for Many Quokkas.

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Tapestry is one of the reasons Calvados is mon depart. If i could have gotten q job at the Centre Guillaume le Conquérant years ago, id be living there now

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

People sometimes ask if the quokka is dangerous. The answer is complicated. Because they are highly organised, ruthless, bloodthirsty apex predators SOME people would assume quokkas are dangerous. The reality is you are as likely to fall victim to a quokka as you are to pay taxes. Pie?

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My fellow cardboard boxes I am speaking to you to announce the notional tragedy It appears that as of now Aardvark Bulingdon has been been your post modern longer than me. I call on king Nigel to appoint me as prune maestra immediately so I can finish off the economy Long live bags

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My fellow Datsun Cherrys. Yesterday we saw disgusting scenes on the streets of Kent. Some of those balaclavas were not even ironed, some of the brave patriots of the Nigeljugend had dandruff That is a disgrace. I call on the PM Android Birmingham to issue Head and Shoulders Long live ALDI soup

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My fellow knitwear Recently whilst fondling tinned tuna in Lidl i was reminded of things that unite us The colour beige A herring called Steve Nigel Farage erotica. And it made me happy. I was then asked by a youth to leave or he would call the police. Apparently he knew who I was Long live UHT

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'll take that! Apparetnly my BBC Devon accent is from Connecticut mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So this is how I discover Ouest France and France 3 have branched out into English language drama productions....

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

It is the Chicken Run 'chocs away' gag that always comes to my mind - although they bland name it!

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My fellow Belisha beacons Yesterday whilst I was shouting at cat food it occurred to me that crispy shredded beef does not contain a Ford Cortina. I hereby demand that Parliament immediately declares Wales a nudist camp and paints Leeds heliotrope. Long live cottagecore cheese.

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I have an angel* look over me when I am working at home (Photo taken when I had to go out in the car) *specific definition of angel Yes, I am an adult with the franchise and a mortgage.

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