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Devon C.

@devon.eoplath.design
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 19/09/2026
**ATTENTION - IT HAS NOT HAPPENED** I just want y'all to know I have it ready for when It goes down
An extremely cropped image with the words "CLAIMS TO BE PRO LIFE" and the top half of Donald Trump's head
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 12/07/2026
A hastily edited photo of Lindsey Graham with the top caption saying "CLAIMS TO BE PRO LIFE"
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 29/06/2026
It's on poob(oo)
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 28/06/2026
Reminder if you utilize AI while making your point I will disagree with you no matter what. Think we should stop putting people in the bone crushing machine? Well your AI slop flyer has turned me into a bone crusher machine supporter, let's crank that up to 11 baby
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 15/06/2026
Perhaps the most concise and the most cryptic message a mayor has ever made. Both extremely clear and almost threateningly vague. Loving this strategy
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Dragon's Rest Massage Clinic @dragonsrestmassage.com · 11/06/2026
Hello, Bluesky! We're Dragon's Rest, a new #smallbusiness in Rockwall, #Texas that's committing to serving the greater #Dallas area with quality therapeutic massage! We're currently doing a soft opening so come check us out! Scan the QR code below or visit www.dragonsrestmassage.com to learn more!
A flyer: "Come join us for a soft opening! 10% off any massage in June! Walk-ins welcome Thursdays and Fridays 10am-6pm" included is a QR code for www.dragonsrestmassage.com
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 08/06/2026
I called it, one of the consequences of the Great Bisexual Lighting Event is these idiots learning that it exists and using it like this
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 01/06/2026
The Great 2020s Bisexual Lighting Takeover shall be remembered as a turning point for our decaying world
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 23/05/2026
An extremely funny story told in 2 parts
A screenshot of two discord messages. The first is a link to a news article with the headline "SpaceX Taps Crypto Billionaire to Lead First Crewed Mission to Mars", sent Yesterday @ 10:31AM. The message immediately below, sent @ 7:21AM today, from the same user, states "spacex blew another rocket up"
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ANNE14TCO @anne14tco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I'm not dead! Just hella busy lol Huge thank you to Sticky Expo for giving me an opportunity to booth for the first time and show off my Art Media Stickers!!! See you locals at Ayala Feliz this weekend!!! 💙💙💙 #stickyexpo #art #fanart #artistbooth #stickers
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 18/05/2026
I love niche regional infrastructure/state departments who are Good Posters, it's my dream job to be on the social media team for these accounts one day
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Chilari @chilari.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
When Artemis II's crew were making observations of the moon from its orbit, tens of thousands of us were watching the livestream. I was also drawing the moon while we watched. I finally finished the rest of the piece, based on a screenshot taken during the stream. #pixelart #artemisii #moon
Pixel art showing a view of the moon from the spacecraft Artemis II. The moon is on the right, about three quarters full, in swirling shades of warm grey. On the left is the NASA spacecraft, bright white with various pieces of golden metal holding things together. Some instruments appear to be pointing at the moon.
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 12/04/2026
Why are people posting AI slop Artemis photos? Isn't the real thing sensational enough?? NASA has a huge library of photos from the mission just look at those! images.nasa.gov/album/Artemi...
images.nasa.gov
NASA Image and Video Library
NASA Image and Video Library, serving up consolidated imagery and videos in one searchable location. Users can download content in multiple sizes and resolutions and see the metadata associated with images, including EXIF/camera data on many images.
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Joe 🎃🐻 @zonabear.xyz · 11/04/2026
“I can’t hear you on my end so I’m just going to hang up and call you back” lmao
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Joe 🎃🐻 @zonabear.xyz · 11/04/2026
NASA clarifying that it’s not user error causing the radio issues lmao
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 11/04/2026
With splashdown this means the biggest issues they had were: Microsoft Outlook not working, toilet clogged, and cell phone can't get a signal. Are they travelling through space or working at an office block in downtown Dallas?
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 11/04/2026
Only an hour and 15 minutes between these two scenes. I fucking LOVE space travel man it's so fucking cool
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 09/04/2026
Why the hell did Google choose this photo for this headline 😭
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 07/03/2026
This is NOT what I meant when I wished for precedented times btw. This is the wrong precedent, just wanted everyone to know this is not my fault
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 31/01/2026
As someone who works in radiology I can confirm this package is really only available at Costco™ Imaging Centers, along with Extra Strength X-Rays and gallon sized jugs of contrast
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 25/01/2026
Pros of working remote: get to be in my cozy home, don't have to commute through a storm Cons of working remote: can't claim I can't make it in due to weather
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 25/01/2026
Whew, thank God this year is almost over- hang on I'm receiving a note, what do you mean it's only January??
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 19/01/2026
I made a tuna melt in the air fryer today since I've been hearing it floated as a method for grilled cheeses and I'll admit, I was a skeptic, but oh hot damn
a photo of a toasted sandwich on a paper plate, cut diagonally. The bread is a perfect crispy golden brown, with no dark splotches, a perfectly cooked sandwich, if the poster may be so bold to say
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 15/01/2026
God bless The Pitt
a screenshot from an episode of The Pitt. An elderly woman is holding up a middle finger and looking at the camera as she is pushed by a wheelchair. The subtitle says "See, we do have patients that appreciate you."
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 04/01/2026
So, this year is a wash huh, didn't even make it 72 hours
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 24/12/2025
The real war on Christmas is record high temperatures but I guess the right is glossing over that part
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 21/12/2025
A friend of mine is doing a charity live stream on Christmas day for @extralife4kids.bsky.social - if you've got a few minutes on the 25th I'm sure she'd love the company! #twitch #gaming
A flyer for a charity stream. The text reads:
Christmas Day Charity Stream
Come spread some holiday cheer while supporting a great cause with 12 hours of chaos!
9am CST/3pm GMT
Drawing
11AM CST/5PM GMT
Guilty as Sock
1PM CST/7PM GMT
Warhammer: Vermintide 2
3PM CST/9PM GMT
Vintage Story
5PM CST/11PM GMT
Hotseat Helldivers
All donations will go to supporting: Extralife - www.extra-life.org
twitch.tv/silvervie
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 19/12/2025
Tits da season
An ornament in the shape of a snowflake, with the words "le tits now" on itAn ornament in the shape of the state of Ohio, with a replication of the "Hell is Real" billboard on it
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 14/12/2025
I think this website is in a bad place, I just saw a clearly AI "pet compilation" video and the comment section was *not* full of people calling it AI trash and running the account off the site. Make AI posters afraid again
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 27/11/2025
The idea of pardoning a turkey implies that all turkeys have done crimes so heinous we have to slaughter them under normal circumstances
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 27/11/2025
"This hot new meal holiday meal is filling, delicious, and festive"
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 23/11/2025
I'm going on a cross country drive tomorrow and my debit card had to be cancelled today - surely that is a good omen for this journey!
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 17/11/2025
Surely consuming an apple and pork rinds at 4am is an indicator of a healthy lifestyle
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 04/11/2025
An image of a star with a smiling face and balloons in the background. In the foreground the words "DICK DOWN!" are present on a pink, red, and purple gradient
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 29/10/2025
Sorry folks you can only call people bro if they're your biological brother now, words can't have different meanings across different cultures (even though I call relatives not my aunt/uncle by that term and i am pasty as shit)
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Me: I never have any time to play videogames these days (Gets very sick) Me, weakly: oh cool, free time
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 19/09/2025
This is the kind of mystical, aura-radiating shit I'm here for
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 08/09/2025
He's going to bring the Dutch back
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 06/09/2025
So how we all doing, living through this page of a future history textbook
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 04/09/2025
QRP with your skull art (I haven't done this before, i should post my work more often)
The seal of the Presscorps Casualty Office, containing a skull with two crossed quills below it. The motto is "Who wants to live forever anyways"The seal of the 205th Helldivers Corps, a crying skull inside an emblem that appears to be a wreath. The motto is "Death is just a fact of life"
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 31/08/2025
That Guy isn't going to be able to cancel a single event/appearance/press conference for the next 3 years without the internet going nuts and im here for it
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 31/08/2025
I think if you make a bad enough take and try to lock your replies we should have an override option to open them back up and allow our words to plague you in your dreams for all eternity
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 30/08/2025
It's crazy how easy it is to make something like this without burning lakes (And you probably are already paying people money to do stuff like that)
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 30/08/2025
this place is going to go crazy
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 13/08/2025
He's about to lobotomize grok again
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 03/08/2025
I'm all for scientists but maybe we should be shutting them down when they start pulling stuff like this
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 22/07/2025
Self reflection requires a self to reflect upon
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 20/07/2025
Up there in the running for understatement of the year
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 16/07/2025
"French fries essential in today's world" says CEO of potatoes
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Devon C. @devon.eoplath.design · 15/07/2025
"remember when" bro what do you mean it was yesterday of course I don't remember
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