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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Don’t go outside, RFK Jr jerked off to roadkill in the chemtrails again.

Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BlueSky peaked after the 2024 election. Prove me wrong. Get me millions of followers and I will deliver slop like this. Also, The Middle East is now West Asia. I have spoken.

Jay and Silent Bob witness Kash Patel in a pasture next to some livestock. "Yo, this dude ain't one of us!"

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m always lurking, JD. I’m not the anti-Christ but I’m always lurking!

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Lunette walked so Miss Rachel could fly.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My Secretary of War here; one hundred percent queer. He LOVES the cock!

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just call me angelllll of the morniiiing aaaangel!

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

We was butt naked all over the floor. It feld weird tho cuz we was at the Faygo store.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

"Ice Cream" "Now....Joe, this here was built out of a repurposed McFlurry machine, so the ice cream part is obviously broken"

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Well there it is, the gayest shit I’ve seen all year and it’s not even a week into Pride Month.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

But some dead Bryson with a podcast said men can't get pregnant.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

How did I not know that weapon acronym? I thought that was the brand of diaper #Trump wears. MANPADS.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Me if Megan Thee Stallion was my gf Seriously, how do you mess that up? I would set out to become the happiest Nepo-spouse ever. Even happier than Beto O'Rourke.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

We did NOT need a Roadhouse movie where Jake Gyllenhaal is a stand in for freakin Swayze. We needed this.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Turns out Kash Patel was foreseen when I was in college. I was too busy drinking and foreseeing Opus Dei to notice.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

If I beat Cell at his full power I prove once and for all I am the strongest! THINK, Trunks, THINK!

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

That jawline...I'm in love. 😍 Absolute legend. "Hurdurr what is a woman?" This...magats. This. Yes...I know, she's married, but dayum.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

See. I'm not the Antichrist. I'm the devil. There's a difference. I'm pretty sure the Antichrist was made up by some asshole in Alexandria, VA named Chuck though.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Me when I found out Janelle Monae prefers to date androids.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Posted this a year ago. Still relevant.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Not Jared Polis throwing shade at the Neckbeard

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

We have not forgotten. This Operation Epstein Fury. Trump allowed theocrats to infiltrate our military and get our troops killed to cover up that he's a kiddie diddler.

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