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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Don’t go outside, RFK Jr jerked off to roadkill in the chemtrails again.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Well, Clavicular just got arrested for drugging and raping a kid.... Is anyone surprised?

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yellow Wendy's means nothing if they don't bring back the fries from the 1990s.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I went back in time and threw Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in front of the bullet that killed his Dad. But it was DBZ rules so things still suck in this timeline.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

#LuigiMangione Luigi shouldn't have been in that skate park in Phoenix that day. He should have murdered Andrew Wakefield instead.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BlueSky peaked after the 2024 election. Prove me wrong. Get me millions of followers and I will deliver slop like this. Also, The Middle East is now West Asia. I have spoken.

Jay and Silent Bob witness Kash Patel in a pasture next to some livestock. "Yo, this dude ain't one of us!"

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

That wasn't Mitch McConnell that was the final boss in the next Five Night's at Freddy's

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m not the Angel of Death; I’m the Devil of Life.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m always lurking, JD. I’m not the anti-Christ but I’m always lurking!

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Why couldn't I just have been the Dr. Doom of the Middle East? Kingdom of Levanta? Turkey wants its empire back. Israel wants to make one. Iran wants one. Saudi wants one. But none shall have one. Only DOOM will have his empire. Jerusadoom. Doomascus. Istandoom! #MiddleEast is now West Asia.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Lunette walked so Miss Rachel could fly.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

People need to keep my cousin Abdul up in Michigan's name out THEIR damn mouths. It's my cousin Stifler in Michigan that's the real problem. Don't....don't let that man near positions of power. @abdulelsayed.bsky.social

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yo, JD Vance. You only said keep your wife’s ‘name’ out my mouth. I found the loophole and used it. 🖖🏼👅 That was supposed to say the shocker emoji but they don’t have one and my pinky has PTSD from high school lacrosse anyway.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Our troops are not fucking toys for Bryson Kegsbreath's high fantasy holy war horseshit. The business of America was, is, and always will forever be...BUSINESS! Fuck the religious right! They are destroying the military and it is time for the REAL America to rise up and destroy them!

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I AM backwards and poor. I am a fuckin bum. I do live in a trailer with my mom! I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob whose data centers go obsolete as soon as the lights come on.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My Secretary of War here; one hundred percent queer. He LOVES the cock!

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Gay dudes: please give the nation permission to forever associate the f-slur in the American vernacular with the traitorous theocrat war criminal Pete Hegseth. It will cut him deep, like the closet he is in. Right next to the Christmas presents. Pete Hegseth LOVES THE COCK!

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Changing the batteries in the birds was cover for the Flock camera installations.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just call me angelllll of the morniiiing aaaangel!

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yo...I uh....found someone's trapper keeper. No contact info inside but I think it belongs to Mrs. Natalie Trump because that's written in several places on it. H/t @lincolnproject.us

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I'll be glad when the anti-vax movement's "leaders" are dead. They won't be able to hurt innocent people anymore. Bioterrorist fucks deserve to die of measles. Yeah I said it.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

We was butt naked all over the floor. It feld weird tho cuz we was at the Faygo store.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham is dead, South Carolina is alive!

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

"Ice Cream" "Now....Joe, this here was built out of a repurposed McFlurry machine, so the ice cream part is obviously broken"

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Half the magat profiles on Facebook are run by the same Bobs and Vagene guy calling you about your car's extended warranty.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

"Hey...uh....you got any slits in here? heh heh...eeeeeeehehe" "Damn it, Beavis there's no slits in this pool. That fat orange guy lied. "AHHH. That guy with the Uncle Sam suit has his wiener out!" "Run Beavis!"

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I have multiple times seen a 5'6" brown guy with mid length black hair/beard walking around Dallas barefoot in light sand colored robes. Either I'm going crazy or I saw Jesus. Or the most dedicated cosplayer I've seen in years. Historically Accurate Messiah, now available at Spirit Halloween.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

If I were President of the United States and Benjamin Netanyahu and Bin Salman treated me the way they treat Trump, I'd have woken up this morning, declared a no-fly zone over Lebanon and Israel, and DARED those motherfuckers to cross the boss. And if Israel shot at us, I'd trigger Article V and...

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

“Hurrr durr I voted for Trump because I wanna be able to say retatrudite again”

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Should have named my dog Karoline Leave-it because she lies. Also bc “leave it”

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Dear actual reporters tired of being childishly insulted to their face by a "president" with a room temp IQ and a smelly fupa: I'm 99% confident that the Secret Service can't body you for yelling "Suck a cock!" at Trump, Deadpool Style, while he's mid rant.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Hunter Biden looks more like a president than Trump ever did or Vance ever will (shave your stupid neckbeard, you Opus Dei cuntweasel) and he used to be a crackhead.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I'm callin Trump Rip Van Cankle now.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Well there it is, the gayest shit I’ve seen all year and it’s not even a week into Pride Month.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

The worst thing about Hegseth isn't that he's an alcoholic, Opus Dei, Christian Nationalist piece of shit. It's that he does this shit all while being a closet fucking queer. No straight man has their own makeup studio...unless it's a business. Gay or straight, the business of America is business.

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

People need to realize that not only are there millions of Israelis who think Netanyahu is a piece of shit but there are more Jews in AMERICA than there are in Israel and they are NOT in this. And they need to stop being dragged for Netanyahu's crimes because I see exactly what it is. Just Jew-hate

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"Mirror mirror on the ground, who's the baddest bitch around" - Kurama @teamfourstar.bsky.social is back....and boy I wish I could have been a part of this (would have loved to voice Kuwabara). This made my whole month, and its kinda been a shitty month.

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Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged | Toonami Abridged

YouTube video by TeamFourStar

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Someone wanna explain to me why Ugly Fuck Stephen’s racist wife spends all his money trying to look Afro-Latina? Even Ariana Grande didn’t Martina Martinez this hard

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Heineken Skywalker @devilofdallas.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

But some dead Bryson with a podcast said men can't get pregnant.

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