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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

His words make no comment whatsoever on "talk therapy". That comment is entirely inferred.

Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

No he didn't. You inferred that. And apparently missed out the subsequent "Did he *really* mean what I think he meant?!?" stage.

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Saw that film for the first time yesterday.

Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

It's taken him this long to notice he was cut off?

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

How's the investigation into that ambulance arson in Golders Green going? Anyone know?

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Somebody really should explain to cats about when it is appropriate to give gifts to their humans.

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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

🧵And we're off, ladies and gentlemen! It's "they're banning the word EASTER" week. Regular as clockwork... So here comes a history lesson and media lesson all rolled into one thread! PS, I can't believe there's no easter egg emoji? This was the best I could do - 🗿🥚 🤣 I digress! 1/19

Screenshot of a tweet:
Ben Graham
@BenGrahamUK
X.com
Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years.
Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated.
Yet now, Cadbury won't even use the word
'Easter' on their eggs.
When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

Above a photo of Easter Eggs

Screenshot of a tweet:
ClIr Jaymey Mclvor *
@McivorJaymey
x.com
Any chance I can get an Easter Egg please M&S?
Will they ever learn
It's like they do it on purpose to offend.
Easter is not National Chocolate Day.
Which extremists are you trying hard to not offend?
@marksandspencer @GBNEWS

Above images of Easter Eggs in M&S

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I heard it in the voice of Timothy's mother saying "Language..." (And imo that theme tune's a banger.)

Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Mine cleans himself after he pets me.

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Would have been even more of a bargain if it had been only "to".

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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 06/03/2026

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

50p says they've never seen any of the TV stuff Laurie did pre-House.

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I've witnessed my cat with a mouse. All I can say is, I'm bloody glad he isn't my size.

Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

As a Brit, I understand this reference.

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Presuming this is an excerpt of something, has anyone got a link to the whole thing, please? Thanks.

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I've just learned something. :) Thanks.

Memo to vmfunc: Background soundtrack on a website was uncool by 1998.

Thank you. I'm sure there's very valuable info on the vm website, but I couldn't bear to use it.

To my UK eyes, SAR is a Subject Access Request - "Dear $ORG, please send me a copy of all the data you have about me." Is that not what it is in this context?

Mess - well, thats one word for it. Imo, Discord couldn't organize a game of strip poker in a brothel.

Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Tried that, and apparently FC is an age-restricted channel, so I'm not allowed in. Ffs.

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Rss feed for your podcatcher of choice: wfmu.org/podcast/TD.xml

wfmu.org

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

If you turn something on and off, ofc it doesn't work afterwards. You need to turn it off and on. Signed, A Pedant (Mrs).

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

"Racial prejudice? I should bloody well 'ope not. Care for a black pudding?"

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

@cnn.com Please tell the man that has just been on to talk about the Pepsi ad that "I Want To Break Free" is a Queen song, not a Coldplay one. Signed, a British Queen fan who still can't see the point of Coldplay.

Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

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Nothing to see here, just the leader of the opposition committing contempt of court live on national television. This accusation lead to no conviction after a jury were given the full context. Nobody was “attacked viciously” or has “[gotten] away with it”. The case is ongoing.

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Speaking as one who has just received his call-up papers, I shall spend the waiting time making my fellow jurors aware of this right.

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

At first glance, I thought that headline said "unclear plans".

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

The first time I heard of Peter Mandelson was on "Spitting Image", where he was portrayed as a snake. Quite apposite...

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"You know Mr Haig - with the dimples."

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"I'd better speak to the teachers, before the Bell's goes - bell goes!"

"Who is the message from, Minister?" "Napoleon!" /collapses

Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

"Message for you. From a Mr J Daniels."?

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Did anyone else ever read "Silicon Snake Oil" by Clifford Stoll?

Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Surely the gallery could have let him have half a minute and a glass of water...

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Got a reeeeaaaallllll bugbear about people who go after anyone who doesn't have the Hollywood smile. It's cunt behaviour. Lazy shit hack cunt bullshit that's been hammered in to you by unrealistic beauty standards. To "fix" my perfectly healthy lower teeth would cost over £3k. Don't have it. Stfu.

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Tim Wookie @devilhat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I thought she was daring to ask questions about Israel bombing the Iranian embassy in Damascus?