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Jake Mellor

@devilboyscooby.bsky.social
51 followers 49 following 734 posts

'Journalist' and snooker fan. Hooman, Whovian, Scooby-Doovian. Whoser, loser, scared of hoovers. Robot Wars & Quantum Leap. Lived in Wales but don't f*ck sheep.

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doesn't it technically mean...voiture? #HouseOfGames
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My laptop froze at this moment... #GBBO
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OK fr, why is nobody selling these at the moment? Best cookies on the planet. #UK #Daim
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
5th day of trying I might finally be getting somewhere with learning to buzz... #frenchhorn #musicallyinept
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well now I know what to expect from #AI come the end times 😳 #Dola
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I complained to my friend that my forehead was massive on my doorbell camera. This is what resulted.
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Merry Christmas, apparently
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Anti social behaviour? Is Quinten Hann playing? 😅 #snooker #BritishOpen
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What a great match. Nice to be able to watch #tennis without the neighbours thinking it's porn. #Wimbledon
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
2017 Jake is screaming 😍 #Coke
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
They just don't make theme tunes like this anymore... #TwinPeaks
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
OK but why is Dame Judi Dench my master in Rise of the Ronin? 😂 #Gaming
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Accidentally stumbling into my greatest ever #Pokemon pun.
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My friend asked me to make a face plate for him. Not sure this is what he had in mind...
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Please forgive the explicit nature of my post. I'm quite proud of myself, for once! #weightloss
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
As long as #AI stays more gullible than me, I'm not worried. #NeedForSpeed #NFS
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Bit weird #ASDA are targeting their advertising to just one bloke... #lol
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Tom Allen's on everything these days! #Eurovision
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's a tight contest so far! 😂
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
... We're getting 0 points again, aren't we? #Eurovision
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Apparently I just sold a Magic the Gathering card to the lead storyteller at Larian Studios. What an interesting birthday I'm having 😂
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Birthday doughnuts 😋
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Almost went the whole championship without seeing this wazzock. Thought it was too good to be true. #Snooker #ilovesnooker
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
To quote the great man himself: "I was hoping to catch a little racing earlier. Now I'll be lucky to watch fucking Match of the Day." #snooker #ilovesnooker
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Marcel is so polite, saying "please" after every sentence . Everyone should be more Marcel. 😅 #Snooker
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I spy Brian Wright! Though he's got an earpiece 😨 #snooker
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Beginning to think Rishi Persad has a symbiotic relationship with that pen. Never uses it, but never seen without it... #snooker #bbcsnooker
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This gentleman appears to have a sniper aiming at him... #snooker #ilovesnooker
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It just randomly occurred to me that Rose Spectre of Dunn is spelt Britishly, whereas near every other card in #Yugioh (including Shadow Specter and Majespecter, for two...) are in American English. 🤨
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Disappointed, I was expecting a deck chair up a nose. #nonograms #puzzles #SpittingImage
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Ill-advised and pretty bad impression of an 80s entertainer by Crammy? 🤔 #Curling #BBCOlympics #WinterOlympics
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
"{Canada} is not USA yet, is it?" 😂 #Curling #WinterOlympics
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Struggling to work out your #snooker angles? 🎶 Gold Lion's gonna tell you where the line is... 🎶 #ilovesnooker
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
For all the batshit things in #TwinPeaks, including the Red Room and Josie getting trapped in a drawer knob, the thing that confuses me most is how Ben eats sandwiches.
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
So I don't really do the #selfie thing, but I don't think I look too terrible today.
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
When he went falsetto, Red Panda sounded like Harry Hill doing his "son" Gary on #JuniorBakeOff #maskedsingeruk
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
When he went falsetto, Red Panda sounded like Harry Hill doing his "son" Gary on #JuniorBakeOff #maskedsingeruk
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
All these people with legal training, police backgrounds, and yet the person with the best reads is a 28 year old hairdresser from t' North. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
🎶 Things are getting strange I'm starting to worry, this could be a case for Mulder and Scully... 🎶 #snooker #Masters #welovesnooker
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? #HouseOfGames
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Wait... For real? For 32 years I've thought it was Dull As DISHwater!? #HouseOfGames #sayings #idioms
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The question now is which one is Ed Gamble this time? 🤔😆 #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Poor Ross was doomed from the start. The hug of death! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Ah yes, that famous quote by William of Ockham- "Within the obvious is the perfect place to hide." #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I misread this as "Sweat Shop Assistant", and thought that was quite brazen to admit on the BBC 😂 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Are we sure Amanda isn't Adrian Dunbar in disguise? #TheTraitors
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
We can't have another Linda, surely? 😂 #TheTraitors
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
So Jolly McTrouble is genuinely delicious. Festive spice top half, inoffensive sweet vanilla bottom. Gary the Penguin (Doo Doo Doodoo)... I could still taste the white pepper at 4AM. Probably doesn't help I'm not a massive bubblegum fan. #TheApprentice #CelebrityApprentice
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I genuinely have 🎶 "Gary the Penguin, doo doo doodoo" 🎶 stuck in my head 😂 #TheApprentice #CelebrityApprentice
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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I just beat Cogs in 00:51. New record! telegraph.co.uk/puzzles #puzzles
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