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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 8h

Question for anyone who's familiar with writing reviews for #ARCs- are you supposed to be positive, or is it acceptable to admit you didn't enjoy reading a book? #books

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fluffing? I didn't realise it was that sort of show, Claudia 😳 #CelebrityTraitors

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wonder if they deliberately scheduled the #CelebrityTraitors and Michael Sheen #HouseofGames takeover to coincide? Capitalise on the publicity?

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Doesn't it technically mean...voiture? #HouseOfGames

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Alan McManus banging on about how the Chinese referees could/should improve. He doesn't do that with those in the UK. #snooker #ilovesnooker

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

TNT advertising Saudi holidays. 🤢 Don't think I'll beheading there any time soon. #snooker

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's a very Anglocentric #GBBO this year... The other home nations have disabled, homosexuals and vegans, too, Channel 4...

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Soggy Bottom Meme

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Don't like this venue. Seems very gladiatorial with the crowd so high up, not to mention the cheers are so echoey I'm half expecting Martha and the Muffins to show up. #snooker #ilovesnooker

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

OK fr, why is nobody selling these at the moment? Best cookies on the planet. #UK #Daim

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Anyone not liking this series of #Taskmaster- try #TaskmasterAU Series 5. It's roll-on-floor-laughing television for the first time since the Dave era.

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Remember in 2020 when everyone whipped their #coffee for a while? What were we thinking...

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bit sad that 🎓 doesn't come up when you type mortarboard into the emoji search 😔

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"I'm begging you, honey..." Thought it was a vegan cake? #GBBO

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You know your neighbour's got another supply when they A) sprint from their house down to the street corner like there's a tiger chasing them then back. B) tiptoe out of their house, see you emptying the trash, say hello, and then CONTINUE TIPTOEING like the bloody Pink Panther 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

5th day of trying I might finally be getting somewhere with learning to buzz... #frenchhorn #musicallyinept

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well now I know what to expect from #AI come the end times 😳 #Dola

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I complained to my friend that my forehead was massive on my doorbell camera. This is what resulted.

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Carter "hasn't been feeling great since returning from Wuhan" Well we all remember what happened last time someone felt like that 😳 #snooker #ilovesnooker

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Spongebob Bob Esponja: COOOOVIIIIID Scare

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Oh give over Abigail, it's 11pm, let Selby say he's fucked 😂 #snooker #Ilovesnooker #BritishOpen

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Feels like I'm the only one on my Facebook feed that's not pregnant. I just look like I am because bloating.

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Just as I start thinking Katie knows what she's talking about, she says "one hundred and forty seven" 🤦🏼‍♂️😂 #snooker #BritishOpen

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Anti social behaviour? Is Quinten Hann playing? 😅 #snooker #BritishOpen

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

So #Psych remade an episode using a returning guest cast, full of jokes about remakes being worse? I f**king love this show. 😂

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This might be recency bias since watching the outstanding #TaskmasterAU season 5, but I think Lesser Tom might be my favourite #Taskmaster assistant.

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Is anyone else the sort of pendant who will edit a comment/post because they forgot the correct punctuation?

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

What a great match. Nice to be able to watch #tennis without the neighbours thinking it's porn. #Wimbledon

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

They just don't make theme tunes like this anymore... #TwinPeaks

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

"The centre of the sporting world right now." Umm, Clare, I think there's something happening in North America that might be bigger...I forget what though 🤔 #Wimbledon

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

OK but why is Dame Judi Dench my master in Rise of the Ronin? 😂 #Gaming

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Accidentally stumbling into my greatest ever #Pokemon pun.

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

My friend asked me to make a face plate for him. Not sure this is what he had in mind...

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Today is one of those days. I've fallen over twice and the first time I've paid cash in yonks, the machine took my 20p as a 15p coin. Which doesn't even exist.

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Please forgive the explicit nature of my post. I'm quite proud of myself, for once! #weightloss

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

As long as #AI stays more gullible than me, I'm not worried. #NeedForSpeed #NFS

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Bit weird #ASDA are targeting their advertising to just one bloke... #lol

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

For all the booing, a lot of people must have voted for Israel to come second. #Eurovision

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

It's fine, the UK thought we were playing golf anyway 🤷🏼‍♂️😂 #Eurovision

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Tom Allen's on everything these days! #Eurovision

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

... We're getting 0 points again, aren't we? #Eurovision

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I honestly think Joe Perry is quickly becoming one of the best commentators in the sport. So easy to listen to; no golf puns, no umms or ahhs or repetitious waffle about Ronnie's left handed 136. Long may we hear him with mic in hand! #snooker

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I wonder what Kyren's excuse will be if he loses this time, rather than complimenting his opponent. (Autocorrect changed that to Karen which I find rather amusing) #snooker #snooker900

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

There's clock watching, but taking a leisurely stroll to your chair for a sip of drink is a bit of a pisstake. #snooker #snooker900

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Feeling really sick after consuming too much orange soda yesterday. Think it's Fantavirus.

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Apparently I just sold a Magic the Gathering card to the lead storyteller at Larian Studios. What an interesting birthday I'm having 😂

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