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Matt Seymour

@developer-matt.bsky.social
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Dare I say… a WordPress developer?! Love dad jokes and Man Utd 🔴

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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This one was very very cool!
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There is lots wrong with the world :(
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Lea Verou, PhD @lea.verou.me · 19/09/2026
If someone as brilliant as Jane has to post a cry for help, something is very wrong with the world.
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Jane Ori 💚 CSS Runner 👩‍💻 @janeori.propjockey.io · 19/09/2026
This is as close to a cry for help that you'd see from me. I need work. I need money for shelter and food in the meantime. I've run out.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy birthday Chris!
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Become so middle class. Just reached into my back pocket and pulled out a Waitrose AND an M&S receipt… Sorry Aldi, for I have sinned.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
!!!! Did not know this!
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess
I'm a paramedic and got called to a complete cunt. He was a real piece of work demanding this and that with nothing actually wrong with him. As we walked outside to go to hospital as he had demanded, I switched off his freezer. Bastard.

Fesshole GOLD from 9th May 2021
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
All these f*ckers buying up all the AC units and selling them for double on eBay can get in the bin. FU. That is all.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Now we have to sign 2 midfielders…
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI" #dadjokes
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Time for the insufferable
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Is it really?
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hear hear
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Nice! Been using ACF Composer to do similar github.com/Log1x/acf-co...
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My god
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Are United purposely trying to piss me off…? Bryan almost getting sent off. Missing an open goal, nearly giving away a pen, relief when Newcastle got a red card, then did did away a pen… such BS
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
You really did. Gz
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Spent multiple days fixing this under accessibility agency advice… 🙄
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Crazy.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I loved the game. Loved the result. Love the way we played. Not a kill joy or looking to spoil the fun. But it was counter attack play. Which is fine. But when we have more of the ball, that is when we’ll really see if there is change. That’s when we’ve struggled the most.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Yesterday I had my last mince pie. And it was a goodie. Definitely had a good 50-60 mince pies over the last 2 months. Can’t wait until Christmas again
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
On to the last box… reckon I’ve gone through 60 odd (pies not boxes). It was a good Christmas
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Best thing about Christmas being over is cheaper mince pies.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Bound to happen. Crazy luck
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
SAF looks as disgusted with this defense as rest of us. #mufc
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Ridiculous game. Where is our defence
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
To the people who voted for Trump and now say this isn’t what they voted for.
everything happens for a reason and sometimes that reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is fantastic
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel…
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a man is talking on a phone in front of a poster that says ' arbeiter ' on it
ALT: a man is talking on a phone in front of a poster that says ' arbeiter ' on it
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
That is all.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Just finished the last episode - fantastic as usual
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. …. Tissue + black clothes + washing machine
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Computers have been making life like house designs for years, just play The Sims.
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Manuel Matuzović @matuzo.at · 01/12/2025
It's December 1st, which means that throughout the entire month you should reserve 5-10 minutes every day to read a fantastic article about HTML. ❤️‍🔥 Check out what's hidden behind the first door. htmhell.dev/adventcalendar
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
And finally keeping Casemiro on in the second half and oh look… we actually won
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It’s still true though… same last weekend. Thankfully got the W today - much needed! #mufc
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Oh!
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Always the same when we have more possession… no idea
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Yeah! Unfortunately I was driving and it flew along side me for a bit - and that happened twice on the same road a year apart - but I didn’t get to stop and see it properly
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Might be todays treat
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild. Robin Deer Hare Bat Owl
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I love this
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I had to try the iced ones, but I knew what I was letting myself in for... utter disappointment in myself and contempt for the idea.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
My mince pie pub crawl (ratings) 1. Aldi - All Butter 2. Millets Farm Shop - Deep filled 3. Waitrose - All Butter 4. Parsons Bakery 5. M&S - All Butter 6. Aldi - Iced Found there to be too much pastry on bakery bought mince pies so ended up dry... and shocked at M&S! Will update in 2 weeks
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Andy Bell @bell.bz · 27/11/2025
A bit of a vulnerable post by me but we need your help to get us through what has been a more difficult period than 2020. It would be really appreciated if you could read and share in your networks too 💛 bell.bz/its-been-a-v...
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It’s been a very hard year - Andy Bell
Unlike a lot of places in tech, my company, Set Studio/Piccalilli has no outside funding. Bootstrapped is what the LinkedIn people say, I think. It’s been a hard year this year. A very hard year...
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Dave Beesley @davidbeesley.co.uk · 27/11/2025
Andy is a legend, and the course he has produced alongside some brilliant people including his team at @piccalil.li are top notch. If you have a project in mind for 2026, hit up @set.studio And/Or maybe make upskilling your Holiday treat to yourself this December!
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen System of a Down Slipknot KoRn POD Jay-Z
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Damn 🙄
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