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Matt Seymour

@developer-matt.bsky.social
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Dare I say… a WordPress developer?! Love dad jokes and Man Utd 🔴

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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Yesterday I had my last mince pie. And it was a goodie. Definitely had a good 50-60 mince pies over the last 2 months. Can’t wait until Christmas again
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
On to the last box… reckon I’ve gone through 60 odd (pies not boxes). It was a good Christmas
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
That is all.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Crazy question but do these clear frames cause any distractions with light refracting through the frames and arms into the eyes?
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Obits don't get written in advance, don't be silly...
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
He’s Clueless. #mufc
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Yes! But stop it for reals now…
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Today we hit childhood goals for this little lad.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Roses, roses, so many roses
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This clematis was 99.99% dead 3 years ago, nothing happened last year bar growing about 6 inches from the ground. 3 weeks ago it went crazy and did all this! Flowers out over the last 3 days
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Garden is sorting itself out pretty good right now
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Watched The Birdcage recently and had to be one of the best films I’ve seen in a long while. Can’t believe it past me by
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
My son, hidden somewhere over there, decided he did not want to leave the playground and insisted on being the only driver left in his car. Lazy kid wouldn’t even push himself around - so that was a long afternoon
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
These roses are doing nicely - and like the climber, have come out earlier than last year (3 weeks I think)
Rose bush Bunch of pink roses form my bush
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It may have taken 25 years or so, but thanks to McDonalds (and my son not being remotely interested)… I finally have a Charizard!
Charizard Pokémon card
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Well that was weird - was the video from this!
Screenshot of Serj Tankian’s Instagram post about their current South America tour
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
How? What? Why?????
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
So tube-less rolls exist??
Toilet roll with no cardboard tube
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I made a thing! This was so much great fun. No tv, no phone, no laptop, just quiet. Many tiny pieces of easily breakable wood, but still lots of fun. The 2-3 hours of build time was like a quiet meditation.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
What do we call these puzzles?
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
This weekend.
Agatha Christie
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Mother-T-Stairgate
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Was disappointed when I found this shop only sold clothing… was really looking forward to my jam roly-poly #dadjokes
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This is my contribution to the #Severance chat.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Fire.
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Turkey bath?
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Christmas Island eh… what a spot
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Went to Longleat Christmas lights last week - now that was special! Will be come an annual tradition I think in our household - bravo to those in charge of that
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Matt Seymour @developer-matt.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Ahhh!!! I was looking at this earlier. Good quality? Always dubious if something I come across from a Google Ad
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