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DeusTex

@deustex.bsky.social
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I'm one with The Force and The Force is with me. I write things. Lover of music, RPGs & anything involving space ships or people in spandex & capes. Hobbyist indie game dev. Shitty musician. Tom Hall thinks my memory management bugs are “spectacular.”

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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 8h
Yeah, it irritates me that people speak of the founders as if they were some sort of deities or flawless geniuses. They were just people and people make mistakes. And there’s no way they could have ever foreseen social media, evil billionaires, cable news, etc. Of course there would be gaps
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 17h
Turns out we never actually had safety valves. We just had boxes where they should be, with big ”IN CASE OF EMERGENCY” stickers on the outside. Thanks, founding fathers. We survive this, we need to revisit the “perfect document” this place was founded on. Time for an update.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 17h
Superpower collapse any% speedrun
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 17h
Some intrepid Starfleet crew: Oh, we can send you back! Me:
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 17h
I got Isekaid into Star Trek’s universe, complained about our greedy, narcissistic, insane leader selling us out to enemies & dragging my people into a completely unnecessary war that is going not at all as he expected. Damar nodded with a thousand lightyear stare and sipped his Kanar. “Relatable.”
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 17h
🎶 I think I’ve seen this film before, and I didn’t like the ending 🎶
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Marty McFly: Hey I've Seen This One!
ALT: Marty McFly: Hey I've Seen This One!
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 17h
Sam Altman says we should be willing to accept some bad things for the sake of AI technology. I like his spirit. It is in that same spirit with which I am prepared to accept such bad things as AI CEBros getting Shinzo Abe‘d by one half of the Mario Bros.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 20h
I watched Star Trek with my dad, the night TNG first introduced the Borg. I was so creeped out by them that as my dad put me to bed and went to close the door, I asked, “Hey dad… the Borg aren’t real, right?” He didn’t laugh or scoff, just said, “No, they’re not real. Don’t worry. Goodnight.”
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Buster Keaton would have been 131 today. Time for me to queue up his Twlight Zone episode, “Once Upon A Time.” It happens to be one of my favorites of the series
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like warp transit time, it moves at precisely the speed the dialogue requires
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I absolutely detest the way SNW treats Spock and Vulcans, twice as much so with “Four And A Half Vulcans.” But I do adore the schtick with Doug and the post-credits scene featuring he and Spock discussing human culture. That was, at least, great fun.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
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Boys From The Dwarf
ALT: Boys From The Dwarf
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Truly impeccable taste
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fantastic sketch! Also very random and interesting this was trending on the day after I busted out my KITH DVD sets for the first time in years
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As an owner of two terrier mixes, I, too, am partial to this one
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Their bizarreness is my favorite part. When it comes to sketch comedy, these folks are the kings to me
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The final 2 lines take me out every time. So good
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's very hard to pick one but I'll say "Indian Drum." I have a bizarre and stupid sense of humor, which is why Kids In The Hall works so well for me and why I find this hilarious.
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Kids In The Hall - S01E06 - lost my indian drum.mov
YouTube video by grapesoda4me420
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry to hear! I'm in the same boat, it sucks. I hope you're able to find something better than the last place.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New rule: You aren't allowed to vote "to stop communism" unless you can accurately define communism
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The fash have captured Star Trek and Superman. I am in Hell.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's what drew me to it, yeah. That, and BSG's reboot. What can I say, I like the space pew pews
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!"
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me at 15: Data and The Doctor are sentient, living beings and I can't wait until technology delivers these marvels Me at 44: Oh yeah? Why don't you ask "Super Intelligence" how many r's are in strawberry? Hey kid, did you know that data center over there is chock full of precious metals?"
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I preferred maximum chaos mode: License to kill. Slappers only. Oddjob.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Agreed and, agreed. At least the girlies were looking TOS-ready
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Between Eric Schmitt’s cocky confusion of the Hawks and Hawkeyes and Trump making tech bros agree to call AI “super intelligence”, I think calling our reigning political party Pakleds is an insult to the intellect of Pakleds
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choosin' Texas is good, actually
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihbV...
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Wendy’s, Memphis May Fire, Matty Mullins - She Said She Didn’t Want Fries (feat. Matty Mullins)
YouTube video by Wendy's
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wendy's (yes, the burger joint) dropped a MIdwest Emo album and it's kinda fire? Fuck it, whatever. Sure, go ahead. Now I want Wendy's. Goddamn it. www.wendys.com/blog/wendysr...
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👾Miss Eri-chan! ☭🇺🇦🇵🇸8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣ @misserichan.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
For #CastleVania40, Konami is... putting an (E) ROM up on Google Play and Iphone App store up for free for thirty days. No ads I could tell. So I guess go get it while you can? Even if it's unplayable with touch controls? #Castlevania #Android #GooglePlay play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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Castlevania: 40th Anniversary - Apps on Google Play
The Castlevania game that started it all, finally on mobile for a limited time.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you flew 7,000 miles to talk business but this stupid orange fuck won't stop talking about renaming AI "super intelligence"
Chinese president Xi looking like he wants to be anywhere but next to Donald "Definitely Lost The Election in 2020" Trump
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Completely agreed on all points. The more I think about it the more I like it. It was a pretty solid episode
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After 9 eps of “it’s [X] but Star Trek” we got an episode where the writers felt like writing Star Trek. But even then it’s basically just ”TNG time paradox puzzle but SNW.” I probably like it more than I should because the halo effect makes it look great compared to the rest of the season. 7/10
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After 9 eps of “it’s [X] but Star Trek” it was an episode where the writers felt like writing Star Trek. But even then it’s basically just ”TNG time paradox puzzle but SNW.” I probably like it more than I should because the halo effect makes it look great compared to the rest of the season. 7/10
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Monoculture is dead and the internet killed it
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolutely not. Absolutely no DEIA stuff here, not to your knowledge! Nobody here but us non-wokes. Now, about my funding
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We ain't ever recovin'
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love those old Sun hardware designs. Iconic
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"state error"
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wasn’t the biggest fan of Discovery’s tendency to be high stakes action. My favorite episodes were the ones where they leaned more into seeking out new life and new civilizations: S1E8: Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum S2E4: An Obol for Charon S4E10: Species Ten-C
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the most wholesome, funny father/son moment you'll see on the Internet. I love it.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
me when i get the $36.52 from my involvement in the class action lawsuit against the company that exposed all of my private data to the entire world
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can always count on Sega to make the most bafflingly boneheaded decisions. They occasionally manage to stop themselves, at least. They managed to this time
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My burning hatred for Microsoft continues. RIP majority of Halo Studios. RIP to Ninja Theory. At least Obsidion keeps their jobs folding into Bethesda. And RIP Halo. Activision making Halo makes me shudder.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got the design of the Gold Digger's Gambit Itch io page implemented. Had to put together the banner and I didn't have time during #gbjam14 or the energy when the jam ended this morning. Play the game here, and follow the link in the details on the page to rate it: deustex.itch.io/gold-diggers...
The Itch dot io page for Gold Digger's Gambit, a Minesweeper inspired game for the Gameboy. The page art features classic four color Gameboy palette (three shades of green and one of black) and a stylized logo alongside an 8 bit pixel art bearded pirate with an eye patch, ear ring, and skull emblazoned pirate hat.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sadly, fully agreed
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, I think I’m gonna fucking pass
The White House posting on Twitter that you can get your news from the official White House app now.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fixed some game breaking bugs so the gameplay can be completed now. Jam rules require posting as a second page and linking to it from the original, which I have done. If you wanna see a Gameboy pirate Minesweeper roguelike, check it out below
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Post a comic cover you love
OMG this cover goes so fucking hard. Cover of DC Comics' "Aquaman" issue #18 from "The New 52!" series. Aquaman sits solemnly on a large, ornate underwater throne made of carved rocks, shells, and sea creature motifs. He holds his golden trident in his right hand, with the text "RETURN OF THE KING?" floating in the water beside him.
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