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DeusTex

@deustex.bsky.social
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I'm one with The Force and The Force is with me. I write things. Lover of music, RPGs & anything involving space ships or people in spandex & capes. Hobbyist indie game dev. Shitty musician. Tom Hall thinks my memory management bugs are “spectacular.”

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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Between Eric Schmitt’s cocky confusion of the Hawks and Hawkeyes and Trump making tech bros agree to call AI “super intelligence”, I think calling our reigning political party Pakleds is an insult to the intellect of Pakleds
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choosin' Texas is good, actually
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wendy's (yes, the burger joint) dropped a MIdwest Emo album and it's kinda fire? Fuck it, whatever. Sure, go ahead. Now I want Wendy's. Goddamn it. www.wendys.com/blog/wendysr...
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👾Miss Eri-chan! ☭🇺🇦🇵🇸8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣ @misserichan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For #CastleVania40, Konami is... putting an (E) ROM up on Google Play and Iphone App store up for free for thirty days. No ads I could tell. So I guess go get it while you can? Even if it's unplayable with touch controls? #Castlevania #Android #GooglePlay play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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Castlevania: 40th Anniversary - Apps on Google Play
The Castlevania game that started it all, finally on mobile for a limited time.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you flew 7,000 miles to talk business but this stupid orange fuck won't stop talking about renaming AI "super intelligence"
Chinese president Xi looking like he wants to be anywhere but next to Donald "Definitely Lost The Election in 2020" Trump
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After 9 eps of “it’s [X] but Star Trek” we got an episode where the writers felt like writing Star Trek. But even then it’s basically just ”TNG time paradox puzzle but SNW.” I probably like it more than I should because the halo effect makes it look great compared to the rest of the season. 7/10
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolutely not. Absolutely no DEIA stuff here, not to your knowledge! Nobody here but us non-wokes. Now, about my funding
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"state error"
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the most wholesome, funny father/son moment you'll see on the Internet. I love it.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
me when i get the $36.52 from my involvement in the class action lawsuit against the company that exposed all of my private data to the entire world
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can always count on Sega to make the most bafflingly boneheaded decisions. They occasionally manage to stop themselves, at least. They managed to this time
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My burning hatred for Microsoft continues. RIP majority of Halo Studios. RIP to Ninja Theory. At least Obsidion keeps their jobs folding into Bethesda. And RIP Halo. Activision making Halo makes me shudder.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got the design of the Gold Digger's Gambit Itch io page implemented. Had to put together the banner and I didn't have time during #gbjam14 or the energy when the jam ended this morning. Play the game here, and follow the link in the details on the page to rate it: deustex.itch.io/gold-diggers...
The Itch dot io page for Gold Digger's Gambit, a Minesweeper inspired game for the Gameboy. The page art features classic four color Gameboy palette (three shades of green and one of black) and a stylized logo alongside an 8 bit pixel art bearded pirate with an eye patch, ear ring, and skull emblazoned pirate hat.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, I think I’m gonna fucking pass
The White House posting on Twitter that you can get your news from the official White House app now.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fixed some game breaking bugs so the gameplay can be completed now. Jam rules require posting as a second page and linking to it from the original, which I have done. If you wanna see a Gameboy pirate Minesweeper roguelike, check it out below
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Post a comic cover you love
OMG this cover goes so fucking hard. Cover of DC Comics' "Aquaman" issue #18 from "The New 52!" series. Aquaman sits solemnly on a large, ornate underwater throne made of carved rocks, shells, and sea creature motifs. He holds his golden trident in his right hand, with the text "RETURN OF THE KING?" floating in the water beside him.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Wow, this thing is so powerful! Oh, it's so smart. Oh, it might be TOO smart. OMG, it's maybe sentient too! What a brilliant, terrible monster that you can buy now"
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bitch, be fucking serious. The only thing that's "his" is incompetence, delusion, lies, and the shit he drops in his pants. He couldn't take anything but a nap.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looks like the Warner Brothers sale to Paramount is moving forward. The fash captured my beloved progressive Star Trek and now take Superman. I am in hell. I died during the pandemic or something and I went to the Bad Place. That has to be it.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fully agreed. I love Wing Commander Academy, it was a really well executed TV adaptation. You can tell the team behind it cared and wanted to do it right. Great writing, awesome cast of Mark Hamill, Tom Wilson, Malcolm McDowell, Michael Dorn, and others. It was surprisingly mature for a 90s cartoon
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
His Admiral Jarok was a wonderful performance. 85! James Sloyan had a good run!
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#GBJam14 is over. I barely slept or did much else than work on my entry. Now I’m gonna sleep for a week. Had to settle for a one complete working level demo with s peak at the full version, which I will complete. You can try it here, if you like: itch.io/jam/gbjam-14...
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Rate Gold Digger's Gambit by DeusTex for GBJAM 14
A GB Jam 14 Entry by DeusTex and Kreuger44.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My brain as my body insists on sleep after scripting in GB Studio for 16 hours straight. If I could keep my eyes open it would be over for you bitches (you bitches are the remaining scripts and events left to input and wire together) #gbjam14
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Randy Marsh: I Didn't Hear No Bell! South Park
ALT: Randy Marsh: I Didn't Hear No Bell! South Park
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've gone from "I'm gonna make a cute pirate-themed Minesweeper with a couple roguelike elements" to "this is a *fully fleshed out roguelike* Minesweeper pirate game." How... how did I get here? And like, I'm too locked in to change course. I guess... Okay yeah, I guess I'm doing this. #gbjam14
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sega Dreamcast launched in North America on this day, September 9, 1999. I have owned two of these things, both well after its lifecycle ended. I had to sell the first one years ago when life got hard and I just recently bought another. I absolutely love this thing. Happy birthday, Dreamcast.
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Sega Dreamcast Startup Logo Animation
ALT: Sega Dreamcast Startup Logo Animation
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On the 60th anniversary of Star Trek, I have some thoughts about corporations, greed, nostalgia, and myself. #startrek60
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Enterprise In Zombieland
Stick with me on this one, it's actually not about Star Trek
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This just adds to my hatred of all of these companies in their modern forms. I am, at this rate, never, ever, returning to modern gaming. It is retro for life for me.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There's never a single moment of doubt as to why this numbnuts managed to go bankrupt in so many businesses. Isolationism is national suicide.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Strange New Worlds is a soap opera this week. A literal soap opera episode. To be "clever." After the puppets episode, I am so over the "gimmick of the week" thing. How about instead of "other show but, Star Trek" you just freaking make Star Trek? I can't keep doing this. I think I'm done.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I work with a looooooot of Canadians and lemme tell you, I die of cringe as I go to work every morning. Please kick our asses in the trade war, we need the humbling and the reset.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This was a great, but also deeply, deeply weird, time for console gaming
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fuck your favorite movie that came out when you were 20. Tell me where your nearest voter polling place is and that you're registered to vote this November.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wtf I use MapQuest again
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Also working on a concept for a Spooky Season puzzle game
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Playing around with another puzzle game idea. Just kinda working on concepts for the visual design right now
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My #Pico-8 game Puzzle Puppies over on @newgrounds.com has reached over 18,000 plays. Not massive numbers by any means but, wow. That's the most of any of my games on any of the three platforms I'm on. It presently sits with a 4/5 stars community rating as well. I'm quite flattered!
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's really not difficult to see why we're floundering in Iran, when Hegseth keeps hollowing out the chain of command and removing experience and brains. Maybe don't start wars while you're stuffing the ranks full of yes-men?
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Of all the things that didn't happen under the Biden administration, this didn't happen the most. Whatever, Linda. Whatever.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Imagine. Perpetual war lovin’, constant bombin’, UNITED FREAKIN’ STATES FRIGGIN’ AMERICA is about out of explody things. Like… just imagine the sheer incompetence and mismanagement it would take for the US - world police, colonizer supreme, rah rah military might, USA to run out of explody things.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Look. I didn’t like the new takes on Riddler, Hatter, or Freeze. Caped Crusader is not perfect. Unfortunately, the only creators I’m seeing acknowledge it are the right wing chuds who dislike the “woke” stuff. The show has problems, but gender swaps, queer women and black people aren‘t them.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh cool, Amazon‘s updated T&C adds a “class action suit waver.” Updated T&C always means you’re being fucked harder.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 15/08/2026
In conversation the other day, "Well, you have a choice of which technological cult you want to run the world. One cult wants to bring about its god, the other cult is run by someone who thinks they're a god". Oh right, so we're in an early 2000s Warren Ellis graphic novel got it, hate it thanks
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is the phone I read your posts from ☎️
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Garfield Phone
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You know, a challenge when recovering from COVID in 2026 is that I can’t tell if things have any flavor because my senses aren’t back to normal or if it’s because food has been enshittified to hell.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Post a comic cover you love.
Cover of Daredevil #3 from the 1998 run written by Kevin Smith. It features a tired Daredevil in his trademark red costume, perched atop a Catholic Church looking down from the stone cross at the peak.
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pitch your most pointless, dull prequel idea that could potentially be greenlit in this idea-starved world. Quick Stop: A Clerks prequel about the Quick Stop owner starting their store and the challenges of convenience store operations
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
From Russia With Love is one of the best Bond films. I just love it every time I watch
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DeusTex @deustex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hair today, Gorn tomorrow
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