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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 1h

"I didn't even get to fight. That's when I realized my true passion: scrimshaw"

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner

promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 7h

We'll call it something cute like Cat Ass Trophy before the barrage of bombs comes raining down and then never again

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 9h

Put down from where, the attic?

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 9h

We understand your frustration, which is why we hired Andrew dice clay to lullaby you into eternal sleep

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 9h

Hello terminal patient. You are on the make a wish or die hard list under the category of "wanting John Cena to ______". Due to budget restraints, you will instead be watching a slovenly Estonian strip while kraftwerk plays. Try not seeing that shit

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026

It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 20h

Don't shit where you eat and don't eat where you shit. Just stop shitting and eating altogether. Fuck

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

*accidentally knocks over a table upon rising from a child* oh no not the hardware!!

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Tex Avery has been banned from three of my four best pretendous restaurants

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I do not like how this couple shares the first names of my parents

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I wouldn't bet either. Gambling when you don't have money is just plain wrong

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

He's either Billy or Mac but he'll be dead from hepatitis three years from now

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"some call it stock" If it's from my veins or wherever spider webs shoot out of spiderman, it's soup. If it's red, you can expect it to be 5-star restaurant level gazpacho and either be overwhelmingly happy or understandably pissed off, but it still remains soup

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"but Deej! What ab--" no no fuck your suggestions it will be soup

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I wish I could shoot soup out of my wrists like spider man

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fun fact: repost your entry and Sophia will automatically go hehehe at you

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Time, again, will prove one of us right

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

2 Fast 2 Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm not an idiot. There are unspoken caveats that would make all of my every children suddenly ineligible; I recommend you do not recommend whatever this is until you give it six months, at least. Time, again, will prove one of us right

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And they won't see a cent. Time will prove me right, trust

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We've reached a point in filmography where we can retire tom cruise. He has enough money and has shown his acting range several times over; he is a broom that needs to be put back in the utility closet

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Do you honestly think she or the administration will honor that?

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There are far more ppl justifying whatever this mutated administration is doing than you realize so you don't need to chime in

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It's a bad take to believe someone in league with a notorious fraudster at face value but you do you

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If anything he sticks his dick into Chinese finger traps. "Just like momma used to", he'd say

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Are we done saying jd vance fucks couches or is that still ripe for the dunking

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 09/10/2026

Cali, NYC, whatever volume of whistles you need, we got you.

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So that's why I couldn't find it at Giant. They replaced it with ugly-ass pizza

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*with the cadence of a Vietnam veteran* yeah I was on threads once. Not gonna do it again

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Getting both angry and vindicated over a couple on pointless who gets every round wrong in the worst ways

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Google search for "is Metroid about my mom" turned up thousands of unrelated hits

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The marx brothers are: Harpo, Zippo, Boppo, Karl, Marxy, Mario and Lyigi (not a typo)

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Deus Hex Joyce @deusexjuice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I hate bringing the marx brothers anywhere. I ask them for a chill date and they immediately go into their bullshit

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