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Det. Mac

@detmac.bsky.social
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🕵🏼‍♀️Private investigator. Former teacher. ♾️🖕🏻Trump & all MAGAts. Sweary, acid snark. @MelMac918 on not-Twitter. 📸🐶🐯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏈🎣🇺🇦🍁🦡📎🐸🐧🌊 #veritas www.VIPros.biz “Truth Above All”™️

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 12h
At least Jabba is awake.
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❀𝕀𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕪𝕞𝕒𝕞𝕒❀ @irmaspikeymama.bsky.social · 22h
If you believe that "8647" is a legal threat, but that "let them take out Los Angeles and San Diego" is just a joke, you're the f'ing problem with today's Society.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On a white heirloom placemat. As it should be.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/10/2026
It's Artificial Intelligence. It's Twitter. It's the Gulf of Mexico. It's Lake Ontario. It's the Department of Defense. It's the Kennedy Center.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I note how Christian Nationalists, who think the public execution of Jesus was the most horrific thing humans ever did, are giddy at the prospect of getting to watch a public execution on live streaming—being so “pro-life” and all . . .
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just saying 👇
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Luke Russert’s head ferret is only marginally better than Mango Mussolini, and he also needs to tone down his rhetoric.@MSNOW
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Instead of garlic, onions, EV olive oil, my current favorite list of three items is… • 🫀Cholesterol clot • 🩸Hemorrhagic seizure • 📺 Live TV
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn’t is odd that MAGAts don’t GAF @ shooting citizens in the street, deportations to foreign gulags, gutting fed social & safety programs, unfathomable grift, and so much more. But when they can’t put $6.59/gal diesel in their micropenis/Friends of Coal trucks, then shit gets real. #MAGA #fuckers
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I missed #Caturday by about 5hrs, so am posting 3 vs 1 to atone. Prince was happy to help and sends his apologies. #housepuma
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, they’re historic, alright.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And I bet those blueberries won’t turn you into a human shit-geyser.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I never thot the leopards would eat MY family’s faces.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But the leopards weren’t supposed to eat MY face…
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dank?
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I kinda liked him before, but…
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What an imperious, sanctimonious dick.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the back. Immediately cuffed. No healthcare. Slept on the floor. No pain meds. FUCK THOSE GUYS.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel you.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When??!
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He looks SOOOOOO much like Lady Graham there.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wow. That’s REALLY taking one for the team.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I need the Coleman’s recipe…
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nancy Reagan would never have allowed this. Ever.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Go, Bear!!?
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wish I lived there.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm sure it will go nowhere with the current GOP chickenshits in Congress. But at least Rep. Massie is trying. His party should follow suit. Assuming a few of them can still find their balls.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
💛💙💛💙🇺🇦
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She is a national treasure.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Apparently it is of no concern to any Republicans that Trump and Bessent are taking in billions of dollars from plundered Venezuelan oil and nobody knows where the money is, where is has been going, if anyone is getting proceeds, with no accounting of any of it made available.
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter...
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You had me at “ladder.” Completely.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Didn’t even blink. No, I mean it. He was catatonic and neither blinked nor shut his gaping mouth.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But the WHY is paramount here…
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Meeeee toooooo!!!
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s alive. Lost that bet.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy #Caturday to you from that oh-so-soft little white spot of tummy/bunny fur.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“They treated us like we were criminals” 😕
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
American hero. 🏆
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“too” 😢
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Stroke?
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spots underneath?
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