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Det. Mac

@detmac.bsky.social
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🕵🏼‍♀️Private investigator. Former teacher. ♾️🖕🏻Trump & all MAGAts. Sweary, acid snark. @MelMac918 on not-Twitter. 📸🐶🐯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏈🎣🇺🇦🍁🦡📎🐸🐧🌊 #veritas www.VIPros.biz “Truth Above All”™️

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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I missed #Caturday by about 5hrs, so am posting 3 vs 1 to atone. Prince was happy to help and sends his apologies. #housepuma
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy #Caturday to you from that oh-so-soft little white spot of tummy/bunny fur.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mitch sighting!!!!
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Brown tabby + red fox squirrel tummy+ bottom spotties + top stripies. And a non-AI heart while he’s upside down, just diggin it. #caturday
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey Google. Here’s a map target for you: Fuckoffistan.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy #caturday !!
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If Dolly wipes out Mar-a-lardo, I’m going to have to start going back to church. #dolly
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Colorado Springs.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thanks RFK2. You stupid fuckweasel.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Prince is contemplating his Egyptian ancestry. #caturday #catsofbluesky 🐯🏆🦋
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Caturday! #prince #notsolittle
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So over on that other social media dystopian hellscape, I posted these and then blocked Crazy Eyes. If I get a knock at my door, I’m going to count on all of you 🦋 Bluesky folks to donate to my GoFundMe for bail money & atty. fees.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy Whiskers Wednesday to all who celebrate.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Say what you will about a Dane’s delicate sensibilities but Teddy has the right idea about ⚽️.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy #Caturday from 18yr-old Praline and the 20lb “house puma” Prince.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I wish I had come up with either of these, but they’re still 🎯
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Prince knows nothing about that. Not one thing.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Twins?
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I keep missing #Caturday, dang it!!
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social My social media opus:
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
AI is a useful tool in bringing my imagining of the Bloated Orange Maggot to fruition (complete w/yellow cotton candy hair, long red tie, seeping pus, and a diaper that smells worse than the dog shit on which it lies). #fucktrump
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Verrrrrry disappointed in Leslie Stahl. Expected better … more integrity. In related news, Susan Collins is “concerned.” #fuckCBS
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Do they look like these:
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
There is a reason naps were named for cats. #caturday
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is Jack, my spirit dawg.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Have been boycotting Amazon, Target, Wal-Mart (and Hobby Lobby, X, Chick-fil-A, etc.) for many, many months. Every one of those assholes can fuck allllllll the way off. My DEI: Decisive. Energized. Intractable.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Prince Hugh Hefty, sans smoking jacket. #Caturday
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
#Caturday #CatsOfBlueSky
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Schmoo sit. Jabba the cat. Spots & stripes. Prince Chonky #dontlookatmydaddyparts #Caturday #Catsofbluesky
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The Hugh Hefner of House Pumas. #Caturday
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
For National Puppy Day. Prince says 💤💤💤💤💤.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Getting an early start for #Caturday. Calico Praline is coming up on 18 soon; Prince is the >18lb house puma.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Have missed a couple Caturdays, but hoping this close-up helps atone.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Done.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Xmas wrapping throwback. #caturday Late again.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Praline (17.5) sends chatty little head-butts to all.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Missed #caturday, but still…
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Lazy #caturday Also spotty tummy and holding beans. ❤️
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Praline (age 17.5) and Prince. #Caturday #cabin #twofer
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Some catassery for #Caturday
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I’m late. But Prince is still hunky, handsome, and regal. #Caturday
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
His Handsomeness, Prince. Aka Princetopher and Princeton. Just weighed in at the vet: almost 19lbs. House puma. #Caturday
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Lincoln’s 204 sqft log cabin (12x17ft) didn’t have indoor plumbing or statuary marble. Orange maggot’s comments are absurd and delusional. How big is the newly “renovated” / bordello-ized gold-plated shitter? #lincolnbathroom
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I’m CERTAIN this was NOT part of contemporary Lincoln heritage. Marble shitters don’t happen in tiny log cabins.
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Frankie sends condolences to… LOL
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Prince would let you!!
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Det. Mac @detmac.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
#Caturday Just under the wire. I did a search in my cell photos today for Tiger. This came up of my hunky, handsome man. 🐯
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