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Desktopsimmer

@desktopsimmer.bsky.social
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I play games, simulator (not The sims) and retro stuff. I’m kinda original gamer. Also, I make the odd Tweet/retweet, or whatever they are called here.

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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 13h
That’s going to scar later in life. Time line: 10-20years Event: stag do Person at stag do: when are we going to Hooters? Nephew: why are we going to watch owls. My auntie said……
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 13h
Just a boiler suit?
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Nun Fanning Herself
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 17h
So long as you do not stand at the bottom of the drive, looking up with a William shatner face, we’re good. Unless you have pizza and board games.
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alien Isolation is peak horror. However first jump scare from a game was the Warehouse level in Doom, when the imp surprises you. 93’ an an 18 year old pooped himself.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The daily sea surface temperature is now so high, they had to add more chart because the previous version only went up to 30C
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can confirm this does not look like a half baked idea. But a full operational baked scone.
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Lucan's Tees 🤖 #tfnation @lucanstees.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I may have added one of my old Halloween designs in case I’m not able to get a new one out this season. Get it if ye like it! :)
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friends abandon him cos it got a bit windy. Didn’t make crisps or chips…. Loser.
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Caused me to LOL in a teams meeting. You’ve got to have this book in your library: “The Beaver Dam: the woman’s equivalent of the male’s cock block” Author’s name JR Heartley.
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Hillthorn - Play our demo now ⛰️🔍 @hillthorngame.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hillthorn is a unique detective experience. Intrigue, secrets & mystery all told entirely through cards. Can you solve the case & discover what the residents of the remote mountain community are hiding? Play the demo & wishlist now: bit.ly/4fTdn2o #WishlistWednesday
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The Séance of Blake Manor - COMING TO CONSOLES🔮 @blakemanorgame.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are so excited to announce our partnership with Lost in Cult to bring The Séance of Blake Manor physical! Introducing The Séance of Blake Manor on PS5 or Nintendo Switch 2 alongside some exclusive extras. Pre-Order now: bit.ly/4yyFH0H
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ZombiWorkshop (Lucan Monks) @zombiworkshop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Try It Tuesday Stream is starting now. So if you want to see what new/indiegaming demos we're trying out. Head on over to twitch.tv/zombiworkshop and see what's what... there's bound to be a gem or two there! :)
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Yoda: Live Long and Prosper, May The Force Be With You
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Jeri Ryan (official account) @jerilryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what to do, gang… Share this far and wide!
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Representing Nancy Drew Lawyers, these are bare face lies.
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DIGITAL IMAGE DESIGN Ltd. @did-ltd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bring colour to the cockpit with two new ADF mods by Menrva: Tan Flight Suit and Green Flight Suit, now on the Steam Workshop! Tuned for cockpit and external views, plus night vision. Get them here: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/... steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
F22 ADF cockpit view with new flight suit and joystick color.View of an ejected pilot parachuting over the ocean, with a new flight suit color.
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The *true* spiritual successor was far superior. :D
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Park the drive later.
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Millhouse Simpsons: Eyebrows Close-Up
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And the sound of a hard drive spinning up and the R/W head going back and forth….
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A little part of me is proud of you. And to add to the maths pun… calculators are so slow, I need a calc-it-now…
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Joey Tribbiani: Not Even Sorry
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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CommodoreBlog @commodoreblog.uk · 22/09/2026
Possibly the most important piece of software for the #Amiga
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ZombiWorkshop (Lucan Monks) @zombiworkshop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's TRY IT TUESDAY time! We're trying out a bunch of indie demos to see what's out there. Want a preview? Head over to twitch.tv/zombiworkshop and see what we're playing! :)
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oui, traduire, ils le font
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Aravelle @aravelle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hillthorn is inching closer to 100 followers here on BlueSky (15 to go). Indie game dev community do your thing. ✨🎮💕 Also seriously go check out the demo. This game has no dialogue and the story is told entirely though cards. It’s a really cool concept. store.steampowered.com/app/3504050/...
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Hillthorn on Steam
A disappearance in a secluded community. A mountain hiding its secrets. A detective running out of time. Welcome to Hillthorn, a dark investigation game that invites you to uncover the mystery without...
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ZombiWorkshop (Lucan Monks) @zombiworkshop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's part 3 of SHARKTEMBER. Last week was 3 HEADED SHARK ATTACK and the surprise movie was TRAILER PARK SHARK... today we jump to FIVE Headed Shark attack and... something very VERY silly. Joining us? Get in the Discord. Trailers start now. Movie at 8ish. :)
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does it jet out? Superhero skill? Bloodman
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bleeding is bad. Unless it’s your enemies
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Dustyofpodunk @dustyofpodunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
IT'S PUDDING DAY!!! now that i have your attention via delicious pudding I'm here to self plug. I've worked the numbers an come up with the goal of 13 new patrons for the Fractured Rogue patreon. So If you would lets be honest like to be super cool an help me out check www.patreon.com/FracturedRogue
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Lucan's Tees 🤖 #tfnation @lucanstees.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy Transformers Day to all those that celebrate it and are going to watch the 40th Anniversary of the animated movie today. Enjoy, have all the fun, definitely don't cry... picture not related... :P
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Tiny Combat Arena @tinycombatarena.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
With the AI starting to fire radar guided missiles, I'm learning a lot about how bad the R-3Rs are. I never really put any thought into its stats since the AI couldn't fire it anyway. Apparently the missile was slow enough that the proximity fuze would blow up the launching jet half the time.
MiG-21 from Tiny Combat Arena carrying 4 R-3Rs.
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Mike Diver @mikediver.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two very different Aliens: The Computer Games were released after the 1986 movie. The UK one was a first-person horror set in a maze-like facility. The US Version turned film scenes into minigames. Both are featured, in depth, in Aliens: The Video Games. Out now via @penandswordbooks.bsky.social.
My book, Aliens: The Video, with copies of Aliens: The Computer Game - the UK version on Commodore cassette, the US on Amstrad cassette.
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David Walters @hiddenasbestos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thunder Helix is available on Steam 🚁 store.steampowered.com/app/1906230/...
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Thunder Helix on Steam
Pilot deadly helicopter gunships, battle enemy forces and complete dangerous missions within a thrilling desert warzone!
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This may seem like heresy, actually, it is heresy, I’ve not tried. I seek forgiveness. Not sure I’d you can bind all the functions to switches on the throttle or stick, because off the game was not designed with thrustmaster. But you could on the Stream Deck. Hmm, an idea forms.
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Small and compact, also quick to move for LAN parties. Plus near the kitchen for caffeine products.
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But who is you? Cos I’m me and who would want to be me?
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s what all the cool AI kids are doing. Soon there will be no children who play in mud, read actual book, pick their noses.
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shamelessly nicked from Threads
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wonder if they still use floppies on the ISS? Russians used tape on Mir
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David Walters @hiddenasbestos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thunder Helix work this week was adding a nuclear camel disarming facility and a bunch of mission scripting cleanup/prep. #gamedev #lowpoly #flightsim 🚁 🐪
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Lucan's Tees 🤖 #tfnation @lucanstees.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Late StarTrek day art post; Weirdly not drawn that much ‘Trek. But the main piece I’ve done was good fun. :)
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ZombiWorkshop (Lucan Monks) @zombiworkshop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In case you didn't know, every Tuesday, we try a bunch of indie demo's to see what's good and what's not. The stream goes on until about midnight, so hopefully we'll find something. Join us if you like: twitch.tv/zombiworkshop :)
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Was if it was Russian hair dye.
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As with all artists, you should know….
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Bob Ross: Happy Accidents
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Nightdive Studios @nightdivestudios.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Incoming report: Hardcorps Command here signing on with an update on SiN: Reloaded. The wait is almost over. Status: Releasing September 24 on PC, Playstation, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch.
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slimeysmine @slimeysmine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
youtu.be/nm6DO_7px1I?...
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SNAP! - The Power (Official 4K Music Video)
YouTube video by SNAP!
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I actually remember that issue. My grandma said it was smutty. :D
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"If you could request one feature in a computer game, what would it be?" I dunno... I'm not sure I want to pick up THAT question again! 😂 (If you know, you know). #NewProfilePic
Opinion: all video game boss fights should have the option to skip them
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Desktopsimmer @desktopsimmer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I love the sound of a Dot Matrix printer in the morning."
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