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Desiree Brown

@desireebrowncomedy.bsky.social
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Occasionally funny, always anxious. Also find me at: medium.com/@desireebrowncomedy www.instagram.com/desireebrowncomedy

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16/08/2026
"Oh my god, hi!! I am SO sorry to do this, but we have your wife Jenna, and if you don’t pay us $20 million in unmarked bills by tomorrow night, we are gonna have to kill her. So sorry about this!!" buff.ly/KswEcRD
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Girl Ransom Note
“SO sorry about this, I know this is annoying, ugh.”
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Desiree Brown @desireebrowncomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Exquisite work by @neiltollfree.bsky.social on @pointsincase.com I aspire to this level of creativity with subjects that make me descend from thoughtful coherence into angry button mashing www.pointsincase.com/articles/mag...
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Magic Will Collapse the Peasant Economy and Has a 22% Chance of Killing Everyone, but It Will Be Transformative for the Realm
Back at the wizard’s tower, I’ve got a small team of young apprentices working on Gen-M and frankly, even we’re surprised by its capability.
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Desiree Brown @desireebrowncomedy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I didn't write this, but I do live it basically every night. True work of art right here. Required reading for people with insane dreams who need a laugh after waking up in panic sweat!
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Desiree Brown @desireebrowncomedy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I regret to inform you that your abandoned Animal Crossing avatar has some thoughts on your absence. Read it (and quite possibly weep) here: medium.com/jane-austens...
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An Open Letter to the Animal Crossing Player Who Abandoned Me
Are you there, Jane? It’s me, Jane.
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Desiree Brown @desireebrowncomedy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bad news: in the darkest timeline, you still have to file your taxes medium.com/@desireebrow...
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Power to the People: File Your Taxes Faster Than Ever with OmnipoTax AI
After all, are you really going to trust your CPA over AI?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/03/2025
"On August 6, 1945, the American B-29 bomber, the Enola [STRAIGHT], became the first aircraft to drop an atomic bomb, nicknamed 'Little [CHILD].' The airplane, [WHICH WAS, LIKE ALL AIRPLANES, HETEROSEXUAL], took off [VERY HETEROSEXUALLY] from the Northern Mariana Islands..."
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American History Lessons Edited to Comply with Anti-DEI Standards
“Images of ‘Enola Gay,’ the aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima in Japan are among those targeted by the U.S. military in an initiati...
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Desiree Brown @desireebrowncomedy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Tipping culture has really gotten out of hand...
A comic depicts the grim reaper coming to take a person's life. The man says "But I have so much to live for!" Before the reaper finishes the job, he hands the man a tablet asking whether he wants to leave a tip. The man, exasperated, says "Nevermind, you can take me."
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Desiree Brown @desireebrowncomedy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
"You can tell me anything. This is a safe space." - Worst person you've ever met
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Desiree Brown @desireebrowncomedy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
“I haven't thought about it that way before” says man who will continue to not think about it that way.
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