Reposted by Desiree Brown
"Oh my god, hi!! I am SO sorry to do this, but we have your wife Jenna, and if you don’t pay us $20 million in unmarked bills by tomorrow night, we are gonna have to kill her. So sorry about this!!"
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Girl Ransom Note
“SO sorry about this, I know this is annoying, ugh.”