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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fluffkin is not very impressed with my finished Halloween project! #cat #crochet #Amigurumi #Halloween
Fluffy orange cat lounging bext to a crochet cauldron full of crochet curlies and a teensy skullCrochet cauldron flips into a witch with bright pink hair and a purple and black dress, cat is immediately bored and goes to sleep
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
She's finally done!! I And I have learned that I am *not* ready to go pattern-free 😳 (Mermaid is a pattern, the rest is me taking a ridiculous amount of time figuring out on my own) #crochet #mermaid
Crochet mermaid on a rock, decorated with shells, kelp and starfishCrochet mermaid on a rock (different angle)
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whoever has the Monkey's Paw, PUT IT DOWN
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I really liked Sean Bean's Odysseus in the movie Troy. He had the charisma, the snark, and the arrogance down perfectly.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 #tomato #gardensky
Still-ripening tomato on the vine, half-devoured. Culprit is still on the loose.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A Hummingbird built a nest under our patio roof and today I spotted the babies 😍 #birdsky
A Hummingbird in their nest, which is built in the bend of a drainage pipe under a patio roofTwo Hummingbird chick beaks poking out over the edge of the nest
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My latest #WIP, just gonna sew a liner and add the sides. The pic doesn't quite do the color justice. I've never done a cable stitch before - it was a challenge but I'm happy with how it turned out! Spellbook Bag Pattern from DnD Book of Many Patterns by Stacy King #crochet #dungeonsanddragons
Blue and Grey variegated crochet pouch with crocodile stitch flap and cables up each side of the front. The pattern book is laying underneath.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
FINALLY! After *years* of longing to learn how to crochet scales, I'm finally doing it! Video used: youtu.be/D6X-gKUuIq8?... #crochet #dragon #IGotPlans
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Special request completed! This is "Pretzel" the frogtopus from Just Roll With It's Riptide episodes. Thanks to my youngest for the request and the input! #crochet #amigurumi
Pink crocheted amigurumi with a smiling Frog head on top of four short Octopus Tentacles.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I've only been making these for a few weeks, but after listening to #DungeonCrawlerCarl I knew what I must do. Here's my DH's Father's Day gift 😁 #DCC #Amigurumi #Rend #Tserendolgor #TummyAcher
Crocheted amigurumi of "Rend" from the book series Dungeon Crawler Carl"
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"People don't care." Reminder: To him, most of us don't count as "people"
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Libby is such a great app!
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
1980s: TV is free but it's full of commercials 2020s: TV is no longer free and it's full of commercials
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hello, lizard friend!
Small striped lizard perching on a rock
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm learning how to make these. Now that's a "nice pear" 😁 #crochet #amigurumi
A hand holding a crocheted yellow pear with a brown stem, green leaf, black plastic eyes and an embroidered black smile.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hawai’i just passed a bill that undermine Citizens United. The bill establishes corporations as “artificial persons” without the right to spend money on elections. The bill could limit the influence of super PACs and be a model to challenge the influence of money in politics.
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were here. You’d know what to do. Or at least you’d know what to write. ❤️
Terry and Rhianna Pratchett dressed up for the launch of Dodger in 2012.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Fellow Gen X-ers: You know what to do. #OldPeopleRuiningThings
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Oh, this is delightful!
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Bunny, aka "Bunny Boo", "Sweet Potato" and "Destroyer of Souls" #dogsky #chihuahua
Overhead view of a chihuahua,  looking up at us, hoping for a treat
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Oh hey...has anyone checked the WH for a carbon leak?
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
In our defense, there's a lot of mixed messages from users re: engagement. Some are "why won't anyone answer me" and others are "I post for me and some of my friends, nobody talk to me, stop liking my posts, I don't know you, wtf"
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Confession: I go to the Big Chain bookstore and look up books I want to read on Libby and if they're available I check them out and hang out in the Big Chain coffee shop to start reading them. #booksky
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This 1941 classic is a nice pick-me-up ❤️ youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs?...
youtu.be
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The evil psychopathy is very bad, but the additional stupidity is just insulting.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I'm so excited to pay nearly $200 for a new US passport so I can vote! 🙄
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Wouldn't it, though?
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A wee nugget of joy; yesterday while reporting for jury duty, I saw no less than three Young People reading hardcopy books. It felt like witnessing small acts of rebellion and I was 100% there for it. #booksky
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Our President:
media.tenor.com
a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake
Alt: Weekend at Bernies clip: a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake and wearing sun glasses. His hand is being pulled by a string to make him "wave".
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Abby Normal @abby-normal.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So if we wanted another nation to come invade DC and take Trump and Melania into their custody, is there a form to submit that request or?
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Spouse and I watched this last night. We thought it silly and fun, and action-packed as all holiday movies should be 😉 #moviesky #redone
Movie poster for Red One, with the text "Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, Lucy Liu, and J.K. Simmons. It is a Christmas movie with Simmons dressed as Santa.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
LOOK WHAT MOTHER DID TO ME Me: "Your toe is infected and you won't stop licking it" ...... LOOK WHAT MOTHER DID TO ME #dogsky #chihuahua
Bunny the chihuahua looking insulted and put-upon while wearing a Cone of Shame
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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 02/12/2025
Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Serious "look what you made us do" vibes
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The thing about power is, when you're in charge, everything *is*, in fact, your fault. Nice try, though, GOP.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I did it! I grew sweet potatoes that look like sweet potatoes and not dessicated poops! (US dollar for scale since I don't have a banana) #GardenSky #Plantsky
Freshly harvested sweet potatoes on a tile table with a US dollar for scale
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
💯💯💯
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Hegseth: I decide what "settled history" Historians: LOL
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
💯💯💯💯
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I've been doing this for 21 years and now I really don't give af what caused my son's autism. I'd rather see more money go toward supports and programs for him and others like him but nah, let's find more ways to make it Mom's fault while we destroy Medicaid 🙄
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Have you all seen this??? share.google/RFNXibwoFdth...
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U.S. Department of Education, AFPI, TPUSA, Hillsdale College, and Over 40 National and State Organizations Launch America 250 Civics Coalition
The U.S. Department of Education, alongside the America First Policy Institute, Turning Point USA, Hillsdale College, and more than 40 leading national and state-based organizations today announced th...
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
All this talk about HUAC and cradle-robbing has me thinking that Woody Allen's The Front might be worth another viewing. #filmsky
Movie poster of Woody Allen's The Front. Black and white with Woody Allen's profile below the following text:
What if there were a list?
A list that said: Our finest actors weren't allowed to act. Our  estimator singers weren't allowed to sing. Our funniest comedians weren't allowed to make us laugh. It would be like America in 1953.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This lil' peanut had to have all but her canines taken out, and a big ol' wart removed from her back so they told me to get her a T-shirt. (She's getting lots of love, soft treats, and pain meds, don't worry!) #dogsky
Deer head chihuahua looking at the camera while laying on a plaid blanket and wearing a Superman doggy t-shirt
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This Burning Man masterpiece was spotted by Reno News & Review managing editor Kris Wagner and I think it needs to be shared here: #artsky #burningman2025 #rfkjr
A statue of RFK Jr dressed as a cowboy atop an iron lung posed as a cowboy with the caption "Polio Rodeo" from Burning Man 2025, photo by Elizabeth Lieb
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
C'mon, everyone. Be patient. Building an AI-generated simulacrum of a president takes *time*.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"Your dead kids don't trump my Constitutional rights" - Joe the Plumber, 2014 I have never forgotten this cold, utterly horrific statement. No one should.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I’ve said it before but reading all the medieval history books I’ve been reading lately has been so comforting. Makes you realize that there have always been mad and incompetent kings and they almost always die in ignominy and everyone piles shit on them for centuries after they’re gone.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
"Draw me like one of your French Girls" #catsky
Chubby gray male cat laying (mostly) on his back with his hind legs stretched straight out, his font legs curled coquettishly in front of his chest, looking at us with his head thrown seductively back. It is a lie. He will end you.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
My mom was an avid bicycle safety advocate and I had that stuff drilled straight into my brain as a young child. So here's my take FWIW: Bicycles are vehicles. Car drivers: treat them as you would other vehicles. Cyclists: behave as you would if you were driving a car. Look out for each other.
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