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Desert Hag

@deserthag.bsky.social
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fluffkin would like you to know that he is *exhausted *
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fluffkin is not very impressed with my finished Halloween project! #cat #crochet #Amigurumi #Halloween
Fluffy orange cat lounging bext to a crochet cauldron full of crochet curlies and a teensy skullCrochet cauldron flips into a witch with bright pink hair and a purple and black dress, cat is immediately bored and goes to sleep
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
She's finally done!! I And I have learned that I am *not* ready to go pattern-free 😳 (Mermaid is a pattern, the rest is me taking a ridiculous amount of time figuring out on my own) #crochet #mermaid
Crochet mermaid on a rock, decorated with shells, kelp and starfishCrochet mermaid on a rock (different angle)
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whoever has the Monkey's Paw, PUT IT DOWN
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I really liked Sean Bean's Odysseus in the movie Troy. He had the charisma, the snark, and the arrogance down perfectly.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 #tomato #gardensky
Still-ripening tomato on the vine, half-devoured. Culprit is still on the loose.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A Hummingbird built a nest under our patio roof and today I spotted the babies 😍 #birdsky
A Hummingbird in their nest, which is built in the bend of a drainage pipe under a patio roofTwo Hummingbird chick beaks poking out over the edge of the nest
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My latest #WIP, just gonna sew a liner and add the sides. The pic doesn't quite do the color justice. I've never done a cable stitch before - it was a challenge but I'm happy with how it turned out! Spellbook Bag Pattern from DnD Book of Many Patterns by Stacy King #crochet #dungeonsanddragons
Blue and Grey variegated crochet pouch with crocodile stitch flap and cables up each side of the front. The pattern book is laying underneath.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
FINALLY! After *years* of longing to learn how to crochet scales, I'm finally doing it! Video used: youtu.be/D6X-gKUuIq8?... #crochet #dragon #IGotPlans
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Special request completed! This is "Pretzel" the frogtopus from Just Roll With It's Riptide episodes. Thanks to my youngest for the request and the input! #crochet #amigurumi
Pink crocheted amigurumi with a smiling Frog head on top of four short Octopus Tentacles.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Don't threaten *me* with a good time
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I've only been making these for a few weeks, but after listening to #DungeonCrawlerCarl I knew what I must do. Here's my DH's Father's Day gift 😁 #DCC #Amigurumi #Rend #Tserendolgor #TummyAcher
Crocheted amigurumi of "Rend" from the book series Dungeon Crawler Carl"
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"People don't care." Reminder: To him, most of us don't count as "people"
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Libby is such a great app!
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
1980s: TV is free but it's full of commercials 2020s: TV is no longer free and it's full of commercials
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Having been one of those children, can confirm.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I call it the "GAG" effect ("Girls Are Gross") 🙄
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hello, lizard friend!
Small striped lizard perching on a rock
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm learning how to make these. Now that's a "nice pear" 😁 #crochet #amigurumi
A hand holding a crocheted yellow pear with a brown stem, green leaf, black plastic eyes and an embroidered black smile.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I just read that it won't be under oath or recorded. Not holding our breath for the truth.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
She'll still vote for him, tho
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hawai’i just passed a bill that undermine Citizens United. The bill establishes corporations as “artificial persons” without the right to spend money on elections. The bill could limit the influence of super PACs and be a model to challenge the influence of money in politics.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I tried to pay attention but I kept getting distracted by her forehead/eyebrow ratio.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ultraviolet and Gamer come to mind. Hours I will never, ever get back.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
So I'm an Old and I remember how *everyone* dehumanized and shamed sex workers in the eighties, and I'm very pleased about all the comments here that are both questioning and condemning that shitty ethos
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were here. You’d know what to do. Or at least you’d know what to write. ❤️
Terry and Rhianna Pratchett dressed up for the launch of Dodger in 2012.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Oh shit, I thought this was a fakeout!!! I'm so happy that it's you doing the writing and I can't wait to listen to the audiobook ❤️
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Fellow Gen X-ers: You know what to do. #OldPeopleRuiningThings
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Ah yes, the ol' "everyone was too dumb to get the joke" chestnut
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Oh, this is delightful!
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Bunny, aka "Bunny Boo", "Sweet Potato" and "Destroyer of Souls" #dogsky #chihuahua
Overhead view of a chihuahua,  looking up at us, hoping for a treat
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Oh hey...has anyone checked the WH for a carbon leak?
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I didn't have the sound on, but I could hear it in my mind; "AAAAACK!"
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
In our defense, there's a lot of mixed messages from users re: engagement. Some are "why won't anyone answer me" and others are "I post for me and some of my friends, nobody talk to me, stop liking my posts, I don't know you, wtf"
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Confession: I go to the Big Chain bookstore and look up books I want to read on Libby and if they're available I check them out and hang out in the Big Chain coffee shop to start reading them. #booksky
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
And we absolutely love that for her ❤️
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This 1941 classic is a nice pick-me-up ❤️ youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs?...
youtu.be
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I welcome our European liberators
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The evil psychopathy is very bad, but the additional stupidity is just insulting.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I'm so excited to pay nearly $200 for a new US passport so I can vote! 🙄
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Wouldn't it, though?
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I'm certain that Susan Collins is very concerned so it's fine
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A wee nugget of joy; yesterday while reporting for jury duty, I saw no less than three Young People reading hardcopy books. It felt like witnessing small acts of rebellion and I was 100% there for it. #booksky
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Also add the word "the", as in "Oh yes, I saw that sick dance move on the TikTok" or "I was talking with my friends on the Discords" (bonus points for inappropriate pluralizing)
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
He's spent his life cultivating whatever symbiotic parasites are keeping him alive and they are telling him to enable their spread. He is now but their flesh sack.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Oh no....I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Nutlick thinking he can ride like Speaker Johnson
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I had shingles at age 39 and when I turned 50, I could not get that vaccine fast enough!
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
When I was a kid I thought the words to 10cc's "The Things We Do For Love" was "Cake-a-Doodle Love." Ah, the seventies 🤣
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Desert Hag @deserthag.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I used to work at a football stadium. These guys have Drunk Football Fan energy.
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