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waifu @waifuarts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 16h
A bit late to the game it seems, but the drop rate on this one seemed pretty good. I would’ve been super sad if I didn’t get one.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 16h
Did you know when I was a kid these were on the shelves in the toy aisle open box like this and you could just buy one pack with your allowance without going to customer service or having someone unlock a cabinet, or like me waiting to get lucky in preorder queue at Pokemoncenter.com…
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 17h
Ok well this set died down and aren’t so crazy expensive, only 40% more than retail so I’m gonna open some. #PitchBlack #PokemonTCG
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 17h
Ok 80% done with a show, and previously revealed women could die by midnight on their wedding day if they dont marry their soul mates… they start tracking down previous deaths, but the papers show: married on June 27th.. died June 27th (at 12:03am). The wrong dates are all I can focus on now.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 18h
Pokemon cards used to be fun but the last cards I bought are re-selling for 6x retail and I’m so broke. As exciting as opening them would be, shouldn’t I keep them in the plastic in case I don’t find a job in the next couple months? Ugh.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I get up to go pee and it looks like my computer is in a boot loop from a windows update. This makes sense as I have been waking up to bright light coming from the office. Thank you bill gates.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got Netflix with ads free with T-Mobile, so I’m experiencing commercials for the first time in decades. But also, this Julia Roberts movie where she solves racism is wtf??? #LeaveTheWorldBehind
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone crazy warned me about someone crazy and I didn't believe them but wow they are crazy...
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nappa: "And the whole time I was pounding them, they were waiting for you to show up!" -Dragonball Z
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh wow I didn't realize Bubbles was MAGA
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate living in Portland. I wish I had never moved here. These last 4 years have been so shitty. I should have never left California. I’m so tired of being here.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What has to be wrong with a company (or me, I guess) that they actively ignore correspondence about a position that needed to be urgently filled 3 weeks ago that I am fully qualified for? Am I really that un-hireable?
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am a bit confused, but maybe it's because these batteries spent the last 15 years sitting on a shelf at #iFixit? Both of my iPhone 4s phones will charge to full then drain back down to 4%, all while plugged into the charger. It will stay at 4% until I remove and re-plug the charging cable. WTF?
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think if I were ever forced to get rid of things that didn't bring me joy like ppl were doing during covid lockdowns I would probably only have 3 pillows left over. I seriously have so much stuff and it's all dumb and pointless. I don't even enjoy playing video games or play my drums anymore.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FUCK another friend my age just passed away. I'm so torn up. Why does shit like that happen to good people??
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Life is so boring. I definitely have more fun in my dreams. I wish I could just sleep on command and spend all my time dreaming. Much more fun than sitting at home doing nothing all the time.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I open scruff for the first time in months. *Friend of Dorothy ad* *uninstall* #FoD #friendsofdorothy
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cool! Android getting more features that Apple had years ago! The car dots on my iPhone are super nice. They really do help. www.engadget.com/2273792/how-...
engadget.com
How to use Android's Motion Assist feature to help with motion sickness - Engadget
Google's answer to Apple's Vehicle Motion Cues has finally launched on Android. It's called Motion Assist. It combats motion sickness you feel as a passenger.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AppleTV content now shows “Tobacco causes cancer” warnings on the screen now when characters are tobacco-adjacent, so like if they are in a bar, but nothing about “alcohol causes cancer”? They both cause lots of cancer. Is it because of secondhand smoke? 🤷‍♂️
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OK MY FAVORITE THING IN A REMEDY GAME IS WHEN THEY DO THE ROCK INTERLUDES. #control
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can usually sleep in pretty long, but the moment I wake up and there is some song stuck in my head and the chorus just keeps repeating I have to get out of bed and stop that nonsense or it will drive me insane.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you have a YouTube channel, stop hectoring us to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE! We all know how YouTube works. You come across as a needy annoyance.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It barely took me 2 minutes per phone to replace the battery. Bring back repair-ability! I am dreading having to fully disassemble and solder my old iPod Nano battery.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Free pillows to a good home! My two iPhone 4s clocks both stopped working/charging within the same week. iFixit still sells the batteries! 🤑
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PLOKtober
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Plok Break Dance
ALT: Plok Break Dance
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like and subscribe to my onlyfriends. Free reeces and peppermint mochas.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this anything??
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My property managers are a 60+ year old couple, who seem to be struggling to do the same work that one 35 year old would do. He sure spoiled us. Always addressing our issues within 24 hours it seemed. Now I'm lucky if I hear from them within a month. Grr
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sup bitches it's #CROCtober
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Cute Cats Wearing Crocs Hats
ALT: Cute Cats Wearing Crocs Hats
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My property manager closed two maintenance requests, neither of which were the thing that got fixed. Sigh.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Silent Hill Townfall was super scary. NG+ on ultra hard difficulty is harder but not as scary cause I've seen it all once before. idk if I could have played on ultra hard my first time though. Not having a player marker on the map would've been rough before I learned where everything was.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is so dumb. Why would a company just ignore someone? Couldn't they just say, "we went with other people?" Why leave my messages on Read? I hate looking for a job.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So the new government-provided AI chatbot, sorry, Super Intelligence chatbot, says Trump lost the 2020 election. Interesting.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So wild to me how fast ppl dropped Twitter yet still hold on desperately to Instagram and shit.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just being ghosted after what seemed like a great interview and skill assessment. No big deal.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bet it wasn't worse than the last Ncuti season...
gizmodo.com
'Doctor Who' Has Entered the AI Debate in an Alarming Way
A BBC boss saw an AI-generated episode of the series and deemed it 'pretty good.'
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Super not surprised that someone with the username "DeepSouthDad" would be toxic in an online video game.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm grateful for the healthcare system in the USA. I've spent 2 weeks being transferred around after asking to schedule me with my dr for the next available appointment. Still don't have an appointment.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I kinda wish I could explode ppls dicks over the internet.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate how the healthcare system in the US is designed to help you as little as possible.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Bilingual" means to speak 2 languages. "Bisexual" means to be attracted to 2 sexes. "Multilingual" means more than 1 language, and "trilingual" is also a word. There's also "asexual", "pansexual"...
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some of yall need to stop paying and start 🏴‍☠️ www.engadget.com/2266737/disn...
engadget.com
Disney+ and Hulu are getting even more expensive (again) - Engadget
So I guess we're just doing this every year now.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Facebook Messenger just showed me I had a notification from one of my Facebook friends, and when I tapped on it the message had actually come from an AI chat bot. How could this chat bot send me a notification and have it look like it came from a different account??
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If this u HMU (iykyk)
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As introverted as I am, I wish I was included in things. I wish I had the right kinda friends that invited me to do stuff.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This kinda shit just blows my mind. You expect people to take your books seriously when you use AI for everything else? What trash.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it me, or do people who dislike good movies or TV just sound like they are parroting bad youtube reviews? They all sound like bots having the same exact weird takes.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel so blessed to not be included in any group chats cause hundreds of missed notifications would give me too much anxiety. This is why Discord is completely muted and I see no badges or # of missed messages. Nope.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol my old movie RAID that failed a couple of years ago is now working again just from 1 of the drives. I could not for the life of me get access to these 2 years ago when the RAID failed but now it's back... hmm oh well! *format*
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