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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 14h
You are such a hoor
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 14h
Nope. We will never see prices like we had 4 years ago.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 18h
Strangers are so weird. I hardly initiate conversations with people because I believe they are all like this.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 18h
I even bought 25th Anniversary packs for 75% retail, so under retail price. It’s crazy how 3rd party prices have changed in 5 years.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 18h
I open for fun. I want to have the whole set, but last time I bought cards specifically to open (Silver Tempest) they were $2.50 a pack not $14. I get my packs from Pokemon now so I don’t pay the higher price, but being unemployed I feel like I should sell them unopened in case nothing good drops.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 19h
A bit late to the game it seems, but the drop rate on this one seemed pretty good. I would’ve been super sad if I didn’t get one.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 19h
Did you know when I was a kid these were on the shelves in the toy aisle open box like this and you could just buy one pack with your allowance without going to customer service or having someone unlock a cabinet, or like me waiting to get lucky in preorder queue at Pokemoncenter.com…
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 19h
Now you just need a chunky Italian friend as your Mario….
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 19h
Anker released an updated cloth printing machine and I wish I had a job or money so I could make myself so many fun shirts!
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 20h
Ok well this set died down and aren’t so crazy expensive, only 40% more than retail so I’m gonna open some. #PitchBlack #PokemonTCG
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 20h
A character goes through a list of deaths and they’re all the same day, even though the death certificates say 12:01am, 12:03am, etc. UGHHHH
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 20h
Ok 80% done with a show, and previously revealed women could die by midnight on their wedding day if they dont marry their soul mates… they start tracking down previous deaths, but the papers show: married on June 27th.. died June 27th (at 12:03am). The wrong dates are all I can focus on now.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 20h
Pokemon cards used to be fun but the last cards I bought are re-selling for 6x retail and I’m so broke. As exciting as opening them would be, shouldn’t I keep them in the plastic in case I don’t find a job in the next couple months? Ugh.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 20h
Lemmie at em!
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I worked at Blockbuster when Aeonflux came out, and I totally snagged the poster for my bedroom.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I get up to go pee and it looks like my computer is in a boot loop from a windows update. This makes sense as I have been waking up to bright light coming from the office. Thank you bill gates.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait what???
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got Netflix with ads free with T-Mobile, so I’m experiencing commercials for the first time in decades. But also, this Julia Roberts movie where she solves racism is wtf??? #LeaveTheWorldBehind
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Waiting for dinner!
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They must really like you.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone crazy warned me about someone crazy and I didn't believe them but wow they are crazy...
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
can't you just get a can of Bush's and forego the fleshlight?
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nappa: "And the whole time I was pounding them, they were waiting for you to show up!" -Dragonball Z
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And if you have a courtyard, that's meant for creating a breeze as well. open the doors and your entire house gets cooled.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh wow I didn't realize Bubbles was MAGA
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Saaame!
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is that coffee?
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know of someone in Denver who claims to have a "phobia" of women. Ok boo, maybe keep that to yourself or go to therapy to learn how to keep that to yourself.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That, sir, is a toddler.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate living in Portland. I wish I had never moved here. These last 4 years have been so shitty. I should have never left California. I’m so tired of being here.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*right-clicks > add to dictionary*
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At this point, I doubt I would even be considered for a fast food job. Why should I even try anymore. What a stupid fucking country.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What has to be wrong with a company (or me, I guess) that they actively ignore correspondence about a position that needed to be urgently filled 3 weeks ago that I am fully qualified for? Am I really that un-hireable?
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It definitely sends a message to anyone calling that you want them to hang up before they bother you.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And actually, I just tried to call my old property manager and the phone rang more than 10 times before it went to the automated service. It rang for a full 60 seconds before it sent me to the robot. Who would even wait that long? I hate having to call anywhere. Such a waste of time.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's a pretty valid question. It's extremely rare that I get to speak with an actual human when I call anywhere. Usually I have to spend 5-10 minutes navigating phone trees dictated by a fake person before I ever get anywhere.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or some kind of calibration is needed. They've charged to full and discharged completely multiple times but still seem to have the issue, maybe cause they're plugged in when they discharge. idk. Trying various things.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I could see there being an issue with one device because I fudged something during the repair, but the repair was too simple to mess up, and it's very strange that both are doing the exact same thing.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am a bit confused, but maybe it's because these batteries spent the last 15 years sitting on a shelf at #iFixit? Both of my iPhone 4s phones will charge to full then drain back down to 4%, all while plugged into the charger. It will stay at 4% until I remove and re-plug the charging cable. WTF?
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She found the acoustic hotspot.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is the opposite of joy because that's how I feel all the time.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think if I were ever forced to get rid of things that didn't bring me joy like ppl were doing during covid lockdowns I would probably only have 3 pillows left over. I seriously have so much stuff and it's all dumb and pointless. I don't even enjoy playing video games or play my drums anymore.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, same. I do not want my pictures circulating.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FUCK another friend my age just passed away. I'm so torn up. Why does shit like that happen to good people??
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Life is so boring. I definitely have more fun in my dreams. I wish I could just sleep on command and spend all my time dreaming. Much more fun than sitting at home doing nothing all the time.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I open scruff for the first time in months. *Friend of Dorothy ad* *uninstall* #FoD #friendsofdorothy
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cute laptop coaster
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cool! Android getting more features that Apple had years ago! The car dots on my iPhone are super nice. They really do help. www.engadget.com/2273792/how-...
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How to use Android's Motion Assist feature to help with motion sickness - Engadget
Google's answer to Apple's Vehicle Motion Cues has finally launched on Android. It's called Motion Assist. It combats motion sickness you feel as a passenger.
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derykk.tar.gz 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐒 @derykk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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