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Normal Dervy

@dervy.bsky.social
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cathedral trespasser sometimes make comic called pleasant town ko-fi.com/dervy

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 34m
that's all for now. this is the last of my old work that hasn't been sent out into the world, and I'm ready to either see them go or paint over them. flexible on prices etc, rather them be enjoyed, if possible, and need the extra space. DM if u wanna
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 37m
blue one acrylic, mixed media on watercolour paper 9"x14" $50
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 41m
angryboy one acrylic on clear plastic slab thing, double-sided 8.5"x11" $50 (looks cool in a window!)
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 43m
dog-mask one acrylic on canvas-board 11"x14" $75
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 46m
eyeballs one acrylic, mixed media and collage on watercolour paper 4"x6.25" $75
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 47m
disgraced british post-punk singer one acrylic, mixed media and collage on watercolour paper, unframed 11"x14" $125
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 1h
baseball one acrylic on illustration board 6.5"x9" $100
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 1h
cereal man one acrylic and mixed media on stretched canvas 12"x16" $150
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 1h
PAINTINGS FOR SALE! these two are both acrylic on canvas board, 8.5"x11" $200 each, or $350 for the diptych. shipping included within Canada DM if you're interested, I'm flexible on pricing and happy to also just say hello
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yes that's right i am looking to rent a bathroom that sleeps eight
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not only are the kimono girls great dancers, they're also skilled at pokemon
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we're going to different bear weeks brother
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like you should still get to wish to meet the Mythbusters if you get some weird, super deadly type of cancer as a 35 year old
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm also on ko-fi, where I post alternate punchlines for Pleasant Town comics, early sketches, etc ko-fi.com/dervy
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hello tough month!! I'm shilling my wares once again in a last ditch attempt to pay rent. some examples of my work below, though I use many different mediums so if you've got something else in mind, just ask! (you can also search "Dervy Sketchbook" on here to see more) DM if you're interested 🩵
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't think they make guys big enough
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
me and my four best friends before they decide to team up on me and collapse my skull with tools
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the thing about a city is it's a whole bunch of houses and it's crazy to have so many houses
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm about to go crazy on these Taki sir, please don't I'm going psycho on the taki the plural is, 'Takis' I'm going to go crazy on them sir, please don't
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
flea medication that comes in a huge, unlabeled rubbermaid bin that you can buy off a guy from facebook marketplace
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
keep it up proud of you
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my google fitness app doesn't know I smoke a pack a day
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the optometrist said I should only need to wear my glasses for fighting
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
just signed the lease for a place here
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dwight: DAMMIT! Jim sent my stapler to the Realm of Chaos again Ascendant Jim:
A photo of John Krasinski jumping in the air and pulling out his pockets. I edited him to have white eyes and shoot lightning out of his hands
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this shit has got to feel crazy
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Google Fit says it's okay if I smoke 2 packs a day because I step so good
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
having my nephew over for the weekend, we're going shoplifting
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
big yellow log
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
told a bunch of firefighters that it's really more of a crazyfire and they all agreed, they're changing the word for me
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
probably trees and stuff, the specifics don't concern a vessel for history such as myself. I have too many things to absorb to think about that.
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
going outside and taking great, heavy breaths while jogging in place. getting as much wildfire smoke into me as possible so I can carry the legacy of whatever it is that's burning in Saskatchewan
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
lettuce hemorrhoids
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'm going to eat the eggs
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
crawling inside Godzilla's cloaca
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
that ain't no fox
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
you're telling me an artist grew this board
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