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@dersestriders.bsky.social
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29 ~ she/her Fiber artist & variety streamer with TV & RPG brainrot ✨️poop in the ocean if you must✨️ 🔞 minors dni pls | WHEN WILL THE ROBOTS LEAVE ME ALONE

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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My true goal in life is to just have someone refer to me as both the smartest and dumbest person they've ever met thank you
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thinking about how I want a house so I can do simple things like have a bird feeder and plant flowers apartment living is stupid
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Cyndaquilism @cyndaquilism.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
🌱🌧️😔
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I simply cannot be stopped how have I done all this in the last like 3 hours? I think? 8mm hooks are a game changer LOL
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Sometimes you crochet 35 rows just to frog it and that- No it sucks LMFAO prayge for me friends 😂 I just want to write a cute, easy pattern
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beatrice ☾ .⁺⋆ @beawiitch.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
them: so what are your hobbies? me: i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The rage bait I see online has no ending point why did I just watch a woman "moisturize" her face with fuckin TALLOW DUDE HELL NAH
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Updated Muffin profile pic but it's still me 🤭
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Cyndaquilism @cyndaquilism.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Pokémon Legends Arceus screenshot of Cyndaquil looking at the sea and the text i may be stupid
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Drop something YELLOW! 🌝
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a man is kneeling down in front of a large yellow bird
ALT: a man is kneeling down in front of a large yellow bird
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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
imma go smoke weed about it
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Cyndaquilism @cyndaquilism.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Happy Cyndaquil from Arceus movie grabbing an emoji of a present and the text Cyndaquil got you a gift! Swipe to see what he got you!Picture of a lighthouse next to the Pacific Ocean and the text It’s a fully equipped lighthouse close to the pacific oceanHappy anime Cyndaquil and the text Thanks Cyndaquil!
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Bonus cat content so those of you who follow me dont want to end me ily 💛
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
"No worries, blood makes you squeamish" "Heh, something like that" I love cringe 🥲
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Get this gd crow outta here just show your face vamp boy 😂
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
This whole show is BOPS too idc
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Gonna start live posting about The Vampire Diaries so I dont piss off my discord friends thanks To kick it off every single time I see Elena go OFF on Jeremy for smoking weed I HAVE to giggle she's so intense
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I bring very little to the table but here’s some stars in case you needed them
A darkened sky full of stars and the silhouettes of trees
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Cyndaquilism @cyndaquilism.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Confused Cyndaquil in the anime and an arrow pointing at its head with the text "DOES HE KNOW?".
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Do I have any friends on here who currently play mortuary assistant because why am I not getting the closure ending despite doing everything that guides are telling me to 🥲 #mortuaryassistant #games
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Fading. 🫠
A witch, holding a wand in their kitchen surrounded by ghost cats.
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Pascal I 💛 you
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cc 🌷 @ccsartcafe.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
A rainy day at the lotus pond 🌸☔️
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Every day is cat appreciation day when you live with these cuddle bugs
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Hell yeah me too girly I love Ketchup she's too good
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Worst thing about using an old nail polish is your arm turning into a manual centrifuge so you don't cause bubbles in the bottle
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I don't even use TikTok but the concept of banning a platform that allows people from all over the world to interact and learn about events without the filter or persuasion of a news outlet is ridiculous America just wants to live in a bubble so it can keep us all sad and angry and poor.
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Dear BG3 artists pls stop drawing the women like they're "smol smooth petite girly" they are WARRIORS the only girl who's allowed to have fully smooth skin in that game is Shadowheart but for some reason when yall draw her smooth she looks underage like please just draw them accurately😭😭 wtf
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
It sure is Stitches you cutie
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Why would I leave my BG3 save off right before the Shar trials how did I not think of how MEAN THAT WAS TO DO TO MYSELF LMFAO
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hey @bsky.app I hope you're working on a plan for all these 🤖 accounts, I've been followed by almost 10 of them in the last 2 days that's pretty wild tbh - everybody likes to see numbers go up on social media but not when it's people that don't actually exist and want to be explicit
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Why is "saving" Instagram posts even a thing i just be trying to scroll and then all of a sudden "saved" i don't WANT THAT 😭😭
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
People get so afraid of new years resolutions but I think that's bc they expect way more to happen in the short time of a year - anyway one of mine is to actually start finishing books instead of getting 2/3 of the way and dropping them because I don't want the story to end
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Finished a diamond painting just in time for the new year ✨️ (and I already started another one)
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Taking bets now on how long it'll take the husband and I to get out of Act 1 in BG3 (we started on 12/23 and left off right in front of Blighted Village)
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I forgot to take a picture of the lap blanket I crocheted for MIL but it was a cream colored diamond waffle stitch and she LOVED it 🥰💛
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Pascal doesn't know that I'm 100 snakes in a human suit
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
How are they gonna give my favorite girl one of her most generic lines when all the others get unique ones this is so sad
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
When your friend that doesn't have anxiety tries to give you advice:
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Telling someone "you HAVE to read ACOTAR before jumping into the second book it's worth the annoyance" is so funny because how did we all just agree that we hate Tamlin lmfao there were so many Edward praisers when Twilight was big, is it because we're adults now? 😭
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I wanna play BG3 so bad but I cannot drag my desktop to the in-laws 🥲
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Asking the REAL questions
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YUN ★ is BACK @yunscape.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
i finally did this @istopforyuri.bsky.social lesbian alcreamie 4 you
alcreamie in her iconic pose, but she's a lesbian flavored cream hehe..
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
??????
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Pickles has been a super cuddle kitten lately; she will climb up on me at a snail pace and start purring 🥲
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Woke up today feeling off but found out that Autism Speaks Canada is shutting down so I got a pep in my step and a giant grin
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Me too, Zucker. Me too 🍪💤
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I was about to change my profile pic here the other day but now I can't remember what I wanted to change it to 💀 the curse of weed brain
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Striders ~ @dersestriders.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Pickles sleeps in some funny positions but this has to be the best - nose shoved into the pillow
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