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Goosey goosey gander Whither shall I wander? Left, right, then straight Into cringe and blunders

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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
…and I mean it with the utmost respect!
A meme where a guy says “thank you for saving my life”, and two guys from Daft Punk respond “we literally say around the world 144 times”.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A meme about BMW drivers parking where the top half has an image of a parking space askew with a BMW logo on it, and the bottom one is a BMW parked across that space.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The C’mon do something meme of a figure prodding an object with a stick.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If I may say so, “bingo fuel”.
A photo of a 7-11 gas station where both gas and diesel are $7.11 a gallon.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
LLM-generated version of the Disappointed Muhammad Sarim Akhtar meme, but with Jake Sullivan, Biden’s NatSec advisor.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This needs to be mandatory above N bays of X kW power.
An Ionity charging station in France with a large electronic price board clearly displaying kWh prices.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Apparently, Treviso city hall’s strategic stealth bomber fleet program is a lot more advanced than everyone thought.
A square manhole cover covered with boomerang-shaped ornaments that look like the silhouettes of B-21 stealth bombers.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Там на другой стороне вспомнили этнический анекдот, а я вот это:
A London Tube ad that says “We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025. Conservatives.”
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Gave us this meme tho.
A picture of a WW2 German soldier looking pensive. Caption: “When everyone else in your Kampfgruppe is hyped up on amphetamines but you have ADHD so you’re just mellow with clear thoughts for once.”
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A lot of the quote-replies seem to be based on negging from previous senior figures which only reminded me of this meme:
A tweet by @drewjanda saying “The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.”
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Perfect timing for this meme:
A picture of a German WW2 soldier with a pensive facial expression and caption "When everyone else in your Kampfgruppe is hyped up on amphetamines but you have ADHD so you're just mellow with clear thoughts for once."
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Any time I see Lomborg mentioned:
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I’m sorry, someone has to point this out.
A drawing of a penis in a suit.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
@risu.bsky.social 😆😆😆 but also WTAF
A screenshot from Reddit showing an email from an automated tracking system informing a British parent that their child left lessons 3 times last week to go to the bathroom, and subtly hinting that that is unacceptable.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
@jmkorhonen.fi seen this yet?
The famous scene from The Twilight Zone where a man is looking away from the airplane window in terror, only instead of a gremlin, it’s a small drone. The caption ‘If I ignore it, maybe it will go away’, in reference to the EU refusing to acknowledge Russian drone attacks on European airports.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Daniel Radcliffe starring in Guns Akimbo
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Florian Wirtz in a suit against a typical James Bond background with 007 written in the back hinting at his 7 games for Liverpool with 0 goals and 0 assists.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
A screenshot of a day-old YouTube video by Jamie Oliver where his 6 million subscribers are compared against less than 50 thousand views, just over 700 likes, and 67 comments.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A lapel pin picturing a cat with a badge that says "I vomited", in parody of the "I voted" US election pins.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
2 points out if 12 in the last 4 games, and yet...
An artistic representation of the 2024/25 Premier League cup with red straps with the words "Ours. Again."
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
A sarcastic screenshot from r/ShitAmericansSay where the OP questions how the Scottish students would phone in a school shooting without their phones.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Whatever russia is practicing doesn’t seem to be Christianity anyway, more like a highly symbolic, ritualistic pagan death cult.
Russian orthodox priests conducting a ritual of blessing a Topol mobile ICBM launcher.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Apparently, Pep's been sucking all the fun out of football since... 1888?
A 1888 Lancashire Evening News profile of England national team captain Norman Bailey, citing Magazine of Sport's lamentations about the advent of "machine-like systematic tactics" in football.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It's time.
Artist impression of a pack of mammoths.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"This one's gonna be close!!" ©
A satirical cartoon of a submarine whose own torpedo is about to hit it in astern. The submarine is dubbed "trade war", in reference to Trump's recent international tariffs.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Ну и сюда же.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
BTW, this US-Canadian rift extending to fighter jet purchases, it’s time to bring this hilarious hoax back out again:
A doctored image of a Soviet MiG-21 fighter jet in Canadian Air Force livery.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Smart move. A statue of Stalin would be hard to explain when the Czechs take over Kralovec.
A screenshot of a Novaya Gazeta article on Kaliningrad's mayor denying the local communist party permission to erect a statue of Joseph Stalin.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The fart of the deal 😀
A screenshot of McFaul's tweet itemizing all the concessions Trump is allegedly offering Russia on Ukraine in exchange for nothing in particular.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Look who's talking.
A screenshot of a WSJ column claiming this is the dumbest trade war ever.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Didn't know a paid bank analyst could write in such terms but here we are. There sure is one way North Sea reserves could lower the domestic prices but I'm sure the Royal Bank of Canada won't like that at all.
A screenshot of a Royal Bank of Canada paper claiming that the UK's policy of not tapping into the remaining oil&gas reserves in the North Sea is 'nihilistic' and prevents economic growth.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
@risu.bsky.social seen this yet?
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Low key pleased with myself.
A screenshot of a Reddit post wondering what the tv series The Americans would look like if set in the 1980s USSR, with a comment that there would be no storylines, just bread lines, meat lines, potato lines, and so on.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
No, this is how the US is actually funding bioweapons labs, just, ahem, on the other side
A screenshot of an article about a temporary exemption from sanctions for Gazprombank of Russia
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
...causing grief at a local substation It's a Herz drop on a micro-scale I'd rather sync both sides of the tale
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
@liss.bsky.social @siracusa.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy right, this is legit elite level
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I laughed so hard 😀
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This had me in stitches earlier today.
Elon Musk peeking from behind the shoulders of Pete Hegseth and JD Vance at the Navy Army game 2024.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
@wartranslated.bsky.social care to translate this (+ context) for your audience?
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I get that things like airships are ripe for grift but surely exhibit A can be better than B?
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Loved this meme
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent free.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This tho
Ford F-100 concept retro EV pickup truck
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Poor other guy, he's gonna get mass-blocked for no reason 😀
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Fixed it for ya
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
This reeks of desperation. They really should have said yes to Steve back in two-thousand-whatever.
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
I'm just gonna leave this here and go lie down cheers
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Not very original but my expectations are...
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
i.imgflip.com/1mnodu.jpg
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derloos @derloos.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
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