Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026They’re super hot because it’s trendy and they are scarce. 000
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Why did steak sauce come in a brown paper bag like you bought it to drink in public? 040
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’ve been calling it HI, MOMMY and GOOD MOMMY. 000
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’ve polled the internet for years, I think this is the consensus as greatest Simpsons moment of all time: 020
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Prefers established pasta brands sounds like a crazy diss 020
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026John Goodman’s wig after coming back from filming THE FLINTSTONES. 010
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Roseanne and Dan are my age and already have two kids in college. 110
Reposted by Derick ArmijoElizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 174128323010
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Reposted by Derick ArmijoDinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Super rare sign for the McDonald's Monster Mac! This four-patty behemoth was test-marketed back in 1993, when burgers this big were still pretty unheard of. It was specifically pitched as a Halloween promotion, too! 🎃 1314620
Reposted by Derick ArmijoDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Haunted Cocoa Krispies Manor (2004-2004): Classic Cocoa Rice Krispies cereal, but with the addition of marshmallows shaped like bats, ghosts, and eyeballs. Released just once for that year's Halloween season 1115118
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026God is it great to read this quote in the voice I’m hearing from this photo: 010
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All the famous Scientologists getting the “it’s time to stump for DIGGER” text.static.klipy.comEverton Fan Reacts to Bad NewsALT: Everton Fan Reacts to Bad News 130
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I mean that’s what I think of any of these weird products. If I was a kid, I’d love to knock back a hard sunny d. 281
Reposted by Derick ArmijoDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 15/01/2026TaleSpin Mac-Air-Roni and Cheese (1990-1991): A "TaleSpin"-themed mac n cheese dinner, with macaroni shaped like characters from the Disney Afternoon series. This was part of Carnation's brief effort to break into the boxed mac n cheese market, which was absolutely booming at the time 826637
Reposted by Derick ArmijoDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Chiquita Fruit Snacks (1998-2005): A line of banana-centric fruit snacks from Brach's and the stalwart banana company. Each pack included three flavors--Banana, Banana-Orange, and Banana-Strawberry 1524024
Reposted by Derick Armijospectral seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kermit talks his divorce, the death of close personal friend Jim Henson, and his new action film with director Paul Verhoeven in this 1992 Rolling Stone profile 29831
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You forgot Jonathan Lipnicki pulling his dick out in the kitchen. 110
Reposted by Derick ArmijoVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pee Wee's Playhouse Video Collection Commercial 1996 : 89s 095
Reposted by Derick ArmijoDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Indiana Jones Pop-Tarts (2008-2009): These frosted, brown sugar-cinnamon toaster pastries were a promotional item for "The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," and part of the "printed fun" line, featuring movie-related images and trivia printed onto each pop tart 2243747
Reposted by Derick Armijo👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 25/09/2026 517835
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There are more great episodes of the U.S. Office than episodes that exist of the UK Office. But I would have lumped them in as one entry. 100
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If anyone wants to ask me what I think of the ENDGAME ENCORE new endings, I will tell them. 110
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026OPTIMUS PRIMETIME. Autobots! Why don’t you have a seat over there?! 120
Derick Armijo @derickarmijo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026AVENGERS: ENDGAME ENCORE and LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL: THE ENCORE this week. Big week for us basics! 020
Reposted by Derick ArmijoRetro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026RealPlayer is buffering 1432965
Reposted by Derick ArmijoRussell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!! 26150651384
Reposted by Derick ArmijoThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening theonion.com/george-lucas-frantical… 152371263
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