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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Exactly. If you’re remaking something that’s already good, there’s no point unless you take a different approach.

Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“Business”, b-r-d-t-f-k-l-m-g-h-r-k-w-t-f-n-y-l-k-p-q-w-q-r-t-d-f-p-l-m-k-q-k-w-q-q-q-q-q-q-q-q-q-q-q-q-s-t-f-j-r-q-m-t-s-d-t-q-m-p-r-f-t-d-p-d-p-m-h-r-k-t-b-t-f. “Business.”

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Super Password is my happy place. Great game, great host, great guests.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Yet another reason Love Actually is absolute shit

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

From my point of view, the resistance needs moments of uplift to have the stamina to keep fighting for what we believe in.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

They’re not mutually exclusive.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Don’t you think getting to see this would help with said burnout?

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I didn’t get my presale link until five minutes after presale began. And good to hear from you! Still have such good memories of that party.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

What a miserable experience. Genuinely crushed.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

@alexhorne.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv I am devastated to have missed out on tickets for Chicago despite my absolute best efforts. Taskmaster is all I have some days. It is so important to me. I'm really, really disappointed by how badly this was handled. Please consider adding a second show.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Every Avatar movie is going to be less and less noticeable until we get to Avatar 6, which will have been the first film to make one trillion dollars with 47 tickets sold.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

MAYBE DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF JUST SCOLDING THEM

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I thought this was Trinity K. Bonet.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Just found out Paul Shaffer is straight and I am reeling.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

On The X-Files, the credits ended with the mission statement of the whole series: “The truth is out there.” Chris Carter’s next show, Millennium’s was somewhat less inspiring.

media.tenor.com

a yellow house with a red roof and a chimney on top

ALT: a yellow house with a red roof and a chimney on top

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Today I learned that Dr. Seuss's first book was called The Pocket Book of Boners.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

If a Daniel Craig movie took one and a half minutes out of its runtime just to dunk on my lack of productivity, I would never show my face in public again.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

52nd Street and Storm Front by Billy Joel Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and Magical Mystery Tour by The Beatles

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I'm telling y'all, Trapp has got this on lock.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

This is the most viral idea so far. It's attention grabbing and people loooove peeling shit.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

“You’ve heard from the anti-rape-culture comedian, now hear the other side!” Thanks HBO Max! Good to see that while your name (un)changed, your algorithm is still just as accurate.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Idea: a music festival where 25 artists play the one song of theirs I care about. Also, it’s indoors, air conditioned, and seated.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Watching ER. “We’ve got a chemical burn incoming.” “Oh no!” I think. It’s a young Michael Rappaport. “Let him die.”

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Every time I complete a CAPTCHA, I think of Christine O'Donnell. "I'm not a robot. I'm nothing you've heard."

Christine O'Donnell, a politician who is NOT A WITCH, sits before a dark blue background, wearing pearls and a black blazer.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Let's name songs we don't want anyone to cover. For example, I think "London Calling" only works with Joe Strummer snarling it.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I really need a TV version of Letterboxd. I have so many pithy little bon mots about 27 year old episodes of ER!

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Innuendo is everywhere if you just believe ✨

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

I am worried about Russell T. Davies. I think he might have some very serious undiagnosed brain damage.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

@paulscheer.com Great show! The photo op poses at the end are genuinely a genius idea for reducing distractions.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I miss the days when I would watch basically anything just because it was available in HD. 2007ish, when channels had separate HD feeds.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Carol of the Bells is so needlessly intense. “Here are nine cute singalongs and one track from The Omen score.”

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Pro tip for reducing your screen time stats on your phone: switch between your phone and a tablet every half an hour.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Hopefully the king’s, so the prince can ascend!

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I’m on a show! It’s called Down in Front and we do live improvised movie riffing every Friday night on Twitch. This week, we’re watching Christmas With a Prince, not to be confused with the following: Join us for deep snow and deep hurting! Twitch.tv/downinfrontlive

A Christmas Prince
A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding
A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby
Christmas Princess
A Christmas Princess
Inventing the Christmas Prince
My Christmas Prince
Christmas With a Prince: Becoming Royal
Christmas With a Prince: The Royal Baby
Christmas With The Prince
Christmas With The Princess
A Princess for Christmas
A Prince for Christmas
Crown Prince of Christmas
Unwrapping Christmas: Mia’s Prince
A Prince and Pauper Christmas
A Royal Christmas
A Royal Queens Christmas
Royally Wrapped for Christmas
A Royal Christmas Match
Private Princess Christmas
or Royally Yours, This Christmas

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

So many drag queens named Crystal. What about more useful minerals? Welcome to the stage Kelsey Um!

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Steve Zahn looks like every member of the Fellowship of the Ring combined, but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I saw it in previews in Chicago. I can only imagine how good it is now that it’s polished. It was already quite good as a work in progress. Madeleine’s fall down the stairs was the funniest thing I saw that month.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

What’s the best new title my mom has given a song today? “Wind It Up” by The Rolling Stones or “He’s A Skunk Boy” by TLC? (No Scrubs)

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

“See my hair? Make it two months shorter.”

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

OH SHIT! I just remembered I still need to do my Ice Bucket Challenge video.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Please respect my privacy while I process the finale of #RPDRUK6.

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Did anyone figure out why Circus Vasquez’s performance ended so abruptly? #macysthanksgivingdayparade

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Derek Martz @derekmartz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

And when America sneezes, the world gets a cold, so… Sorry.

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