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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oh...and PS, Aunt Tabby...you know how to change a diaper right? I make special "boom boom" for you!! 💩 😆🤣 Okay...back to nibblin' Ms. Layla-Jade...those toes ain't gonna tickle themselves. LOL

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

That looks like an absolutely amazing evening nonetheless... Psst...I know a couple of well-behaved (well...I mean mostly😈) gents that'd be willing to swap out for that ornery lil' 💩 (aka your "adorable" lil' sis) on short notice. 😉

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oh that ornery girl...🙄 Just like Tabs to fill up on candy and ruin a perfectly enchanting dinner engagement. That girl incorrigible!! I mean who knew they was so "filling" tho' right? 🤣

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oh no...be careful Tabs!! I hear those candies is very unstable and can explode without warning!! 😦 😆🤣

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Red-Haired Woman Covered in Cream

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

You heard her folks... "Spread em'"...or somethings...🤭 Have a great week Tabs!!

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Aww...her "booty scoot" cute as heck doh!! Here...try some "non-stick" spray... I mean it work for the Griswolds!! 😃👍

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Remember Kids I'M A Professional

ALT: Remember Kids I'M A Professional

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Terrified cuz he just find out Tabatha drew his name for "secret Santa".😬 She probably get hims a hair dryer or something diabolical... 😆🤣

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ooooh I love that song!! 🎵 "You...and you...and you and you and you!! You is an @$$hole and you knows it too!!" 🤣

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Baby Says 'Asshooooooole!'

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ooooh...I see new "Matches Made in Heaven...or by Tabatha" off to flaming (as in goin down in🤣) success!! Good luck...keep your receipts gents!! 😳 😆🤣

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

What a minute... They talkin about da "cheese" and he suddenly check his shorts?! 😳 That's just nassy...

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This perfect example of "you keep making dat face and it gonna be stuck that way" FAFO moment. See?! Parents was right huh? 😳

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

How much a pinch of da white stuff worth? 😳 Asking for fwen... 😬

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Lift with the legs...the legs!! Aaaaaggggghhh!!

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Welp...it definitely work for da front parts! 😳🧐 😆🤣

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hang around Tabs long enough...and that'll do it to ya!! 😳

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Das gotta be a foam board too...total newb!! 🙄

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Cheese and crepes...why cants you just drink ya @#$@$@ beer like a normal hooman?! 😳

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

What up Tabs...missed ya live, but caught da funnies this morning!! 😆🤣 Ima on travels...got a check up on the parents in my hometown, and then gonna head over to the Oregon coast. Might miss you tonight/tomorrow but will be back next Sat. Have a great weekend!!

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's like I'm intrigued and yet horrified all at the same time. 🤔😳 Kinda wanna see you "ace" a Rorschach test too...

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Woman's 'Oh Lord' Reaction with Notebook

ALT: Woman's 'Oh Lord' Reaction with Notebook

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

She totally take over "Da West Staines Massiv"...they is all bad@$$ now. She get rid of all da mingers and pack da rosters with hot girls..😎

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

More like Tabs at work...no foolin', is this your pop's office? 😳

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I mean...once you've splooted, they ain't no goin back. Das like life-changing and stuffs...

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh boy...Tab's makin' pancakes again. Just gotta choke em' down and say "mmm mmm mmm" and pray that there aren't seconds... 😆

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

No way...could 100% totally see you and big sis or Amanda doin this @#$@!! 😆🤣

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

When da therapy dolls become a full on drama series... Doesn't your pops have some dolls or stuffed animals lyin' around the office for this kinda "venting"...I mean venti. LOL Here go!!

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Bom dia Starbucks Ptg

ALT: Bom dia Starbucks Ptg

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh I'll bet that morning commute funny as hell...🤣 Dat post work, evening commute scare da hell outa me doh!! ...when Tabs be feelin' tired, hangry and extra feisty!!

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That is an awful lot of scissoring...might wanna break things up with a bit of fingering. You know variety IS the spice of life!! 😆

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

On a lighter note...these two may have just elevated the "couples therapy" game with these nifty devices.

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Yeah...I so confoosed about the flooring too. Wonder if she a vinyl, tile or hardwood kinda gal? 🤔 ...also feeling the peer pressures to book a pedicure too. 😑

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Cat's Hilarious Reaction to Stinky Foot

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

First day with new golf instructor. 😬 I don't think he coming back...

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

What...um...play dat back. What that "transition" part again? She mean like political parties...Chevy to Ford...butter to margarine or somethings like that? 😲

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That's it dude...go to your safe place!! Eyes forward...just keep moving, lock in!! Hopefully girlfwen stay focued on your gaze and not see giant boner...😳😬 🤣

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

...and they say that warning about a baby's soft spot on the head is a myth. 🙄 Him's have big ol' giant target painted on it.

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh...gulp...you saw that huh? Tee hee!! 🤭

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

😆🤣 Ya lil' foot fetish fantasy fornicator you!! 😂

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Alien gotta dirty little mouth hole on em' doh!! Can't believe he said that on the interwebs. Think of the chillren!!

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Brilliant marketing strategy... I mean Hollywood gonna sue the 💩 outta him, but in meantime...he be raking in all kinda new customers!! 😁 ...and cheesecake don't make you fat?! Well then game on...dat news to me!! 😋

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I like her doh... A lot of girls would say da booty...and das just nassy tissues or not. 🙃

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Dat other bish totally start it doh!! I seent da whole thing!! She more than justified...😳

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Youngest Boomer or Gen X-er I ever did see! "Had to walk uphill, downhill thru sleet & snow...hafta fight bear for seat on bus (which we had to push)." ...and that was just grade school! 🙄 Someone need to introduce her to "Farmboy Jude"...they could be soulmates...or at least commiserate. 😆

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

These are great! Girlie at :24 was my fav doh. Journalist girl be like..."We don't use other peoples mics...dat just gross. I dunno who you be interviewing!" PS...I dare him to give Tabs da mic. He won't be gettin' it back any time soon. Take over the block and have everybody singing...or else!😈🤣

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You so smurt Tabs...were wud we be withowt deez informutiv edumications? 🤗 I do wanna go to Belize this winter doh...find my happiness as a snowbird and escapes the winter drudge. 😎🌞

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Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq. @derekdirkenator.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Dat girl crazy for da Polo... Start callin' her Polo Loco!! 😆🤣 ...and yeah, I've been guilty of tryin' to hump my Mustang once. She sexy...🤭

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